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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 5181 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!