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MineCraftTraumaLand
so like, u know how u play minecraft and sometimes u just get so stressed out cuz u keep dying and losing all ur stuff? well, this server is like therapy for ur minecraft trauma, bro. join us and let all that emotional distress melt away as u build ur dream world with ur new friends. age doesn’t matter, we all just here to have a good time and forget about our problems. come join us and let’s heal together, one block at a time. -
FixFightMC Server
Are you tired of getting your butt kicked in every fighting game you play? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer! Join us and learn the ancient art of pixelated combat from our resident ninja sheep sensei. He will teach you secret moves like the “Creeper Kick” and the “Enderman Elbow Drop” that will have your opponents running for the hills. Plus, if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon in a 1v1 match, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword made of pure awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate fighting game champion! -
Minecraft SMP: /LOL/ – Dokibird Commander
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter, Doki Tummy Edition! This server is filled with laughter, joy, and a heart of gold – just like Doki herself.But wait, there’s more! Join us for insane heists, epic battles, and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Doki’s YouTube channel is filled with hilarious content, her Twitch streams are a must-watch, and her VODs will have you in stitches.
But that’s not all – we have a secret OP sauce that will give you superpowers in-game (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And don’t forget to check out our Divegrass reentry, where anything goes and the crazier the idea, the better!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure with Doki and her crew. Just remember, no drama allowed – we’re all about having a good time and causing chaos in the best way possible. See you in the game!
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DesperateParents Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of keeping memories alive? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual shrine to your past, just like this guy’s bedroom is to his late wife. We promise not to pressure you into moving on and finding a new partner – we’re all about honoring the past and embracing the present.Join our server and you’ll feel right at home surrounded by photos, personal items, and even some dog-shaped pillows (we don’t judge). Who needs a new partner when you can have a whole community of players who understand the importance of holding onto memories?
So come on, join us and let’s keep the memory of your past alive together. And hey, if your parents try to pressure you into dating again, just tell them you’re too busy building virtual shrines to your late loved ones. They’ll never see it coming!
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WorkplaceNSFW – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most scandalous thing that happens is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos goes down. We’ve had players build giant phallic structures, hold impromptu strip mining competitions, and even start a full-blown llama rebellion against the oppressive sheep overlords. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things can get NSFW real quick. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft server! -
BlockyButtCureNoSurg
Cancer surgery alternatives, Minimally invasive treatment, Cancer management, BlockyButtCureNoSurg, TreatmentSo like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta mine and craft and stuff? Well on this server, we got a special treatment for u if u get rectal cancer. We got this magic potion that reduces the risk of it coming back without u needing surgery. How crazy is that? Join our server and never worry about your butt again! Plus, we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure. Join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together! -
MatzahCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids are hanging out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is where Jewish activity is finally going mainstream! That’s right, you can build your very own synagogue and have epic bar mitzvah parties with all your friends!But wait, there’s more! We also have a crazy storyline where Indian hate is pushed globally, drowning out everything else. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. So come join us and experience the wackiest and wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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VisualNovelMaster meets JRPGWarrior in Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building dirt huts and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Visual Novel characters as Masters and JRPG characters as Servants, all duking it out in epic battles for supremacy.Imagine Saber from Fate/stay night teaming up with Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club to take on a horde of creepers. Or how about Kirito from Sword Art Online facing off against Yuri from Tales of Vesperia in a PvP showdown?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of raw chicken. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.