I mean, who needs competition when you can just get wrecked right off the bat, am I right?
Join us and experience the thrill of instant defeat, just like that poor Indian fighter.
No need to worry about actually winning, just embrace the chaos and have a good time getting knocked out in record time!
| Server Type | SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Players | Small group |
| Progress Level | Not far progressed |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the SMP? | Fill out a short application on the discord server here. |
| How many players are on the server? | It’s a small group of players. |
| How far has the server progressed? | Not too far, still early on in the game. |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild assassin appears! But not just any assassin – it’s the failed assassin who tried to take out the one and only Trump! Now he’s on the run and causing chaos in our server. Will you be able to stop him before he strikes again?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!
So why wait? Join our server now for non-stop action, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to be a hero in the most absurd Minecraft world you’ll ever encounter!
Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life weight comments and indulge in all the sugary treats your heart desires. Plus, we have a special potion that magically makes you lose weight in the game, so you can eat all the virtual desserts guilt-free!
Join us now and let your virtual waistline widen without any snarky comments from anyone! It’s time to take control of your own dessert destiny in the world of Minecraft!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where you can uncover rare loot like enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
We are Vanilla MineCart server on version 1.20.4
Season 2 has recently started! We also have VoiceChat (PlasmoVoice), an addon for your own music on the disc, an EmoteCraft plugin and a good, paid AntiCheat!
Without privacy, privileges and with good moderation!
IP – mc.mine-cart.ru:8787
Discord – https://discord.gg/KGcr7HSShs
Website – https://shop.mine-cart.online/
Server documentation – https://docs.mine-cart.online/
hd.mine-cart.online
Join us for a never-ending rollercoaster of emotions as we take you on a journey through different worlds and genres. From magical girls fighting evil demons to isekai adventures in strange new lands, we’ve got it all!
But wait, there’s more! Every season is a new season on our server, with crazy sequels that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have epic battles, heart-wrenching romances, and hilarious comedy all in one place?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.