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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 455 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 454 |
Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started a boy band and are dropping mixtapes left and right.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon. Want a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want a pet zombie that tells dad jokes? Consider it yours.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft SMP of your lifetime!