I mean, who needs competition when you can just get wrecked right off the bat, am I right?
Join us and experience the thrill of instant defeat, just like that poor Indian fighter.
No need to worry about actually winning, just embrace the chaos and have a good time getting knocked out in record time!
Join us and say goodbye to your virtual blues by indulging in a daily diet of McDonald’s and smoking cigarettes in-game. That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re all about living life on the edge (literally, because you might fall off a cliff while high on McNuggets and nicotine).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From explosive creeper parties to llama rodeos, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Big Mac sword, rumored to have the power to one-shot any mob in the game (or give you heart disease, we’re not sure).
So why wait? Join our server now and start living life on the wild side. Just remember to bring your appetite and a pack of smokes, because things are about to get lit (literally, because we have a lot of lava pits).
floxmc 1.16.5 – 1.20 top minecraft server
— Free donation
– There is no deception
— Lots of goodies and modes
— and much more!
IP: play.floxmc.ru
donation website: https://donate.floxmc.ru
discord group: https://dsc.gg/flox
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Once upon a time, there was a player who joined PICOLO DAY and discovered a secret underground disco party filled with dancing creepers and grooving skeletons. The player danced the night away and even won a diamond sword in a dance-off against a zombie!
But that’s not all – on PICOLO DAY, you can ride rainbow-colored llamas through a magical forest, challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess, and even build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon! Plus, every player gets a pet chicken that lays golden eggs.
So come join us on PICOLO DAY, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us for epic adventures in a world where the only limit is your appetite. Build towering structures made entirely out of bacon, mine for diamonds in a cave filled with melted cheese, and battle giant mobs of chicken nuggets. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why wait? Come join us on our server and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you craving more (literally). Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously cheesy.
| Server Overview |
|---|
| Welcome to UnitedCrafters SMP, a vibrant and chill community for players aged 13 and up! We maintain a vanilla feel with some fantastic plugins that enhance gameplay. Claim your spot and build freely, just be mindful of others’ space. |
| Our server will launch once we hit 15 applications. It will run on the newest version (not snapshot) and is here to stay. No playtime expectations; take a break for six months, and we’ll still be here. Play your way – whether you’re a redstoner, builder, or collector. Our economy mirrors Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the primary currency. |
| For Java players, we offer a lot of QOF features like double shulker shells, etc. More features are listed on our discord. Our community is welcoming and helpful to new players. Good vibes only, but we love a bit of friendly banter. |
| Griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun are not tolerated. Join us to make new friends, explore builds, and discuss future plans. We’re committed to growth and welcome suggestions. Our active staff team values your input. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Join our Discord server and apply there to join UnitedCrafters SMP. |
| What is the minimum age to join? | Players must be aged 13 and up to join the server. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun are not tolerated. |
| What currency is used in the economy? | Diamonds are the primary currency in our economy, mirroring Hermitcraft. |
| Are there any playtime expectations? | No, take a break for six months and we’ll still be here when you return. |
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| Thousands of players online | Can be overwhelming for new players |
| Wide variety of game modes | Some game modes may be unbalanced |
| Regular updates and events | Potential for lag during peak hours |
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| Focused on lifesteal gameplay | May not appeal to players looking for variety |
| Player-driven economy | Smaller player base |
| Custom shop system | Limited in-game features compared to larger servers |
Hypixel has thousands of players online at any given time, while WardenMC has a smaller player base.
Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes to choose from, while WardenMC is focused on lifesteal gameplay.
Hypixel may experience lag during peak hours due to high player traffic, while WardenMC may have a more stable performance due to its smaller player base.
Hypixel has a larger and more active community due to its popularity and frequent updates and events. WardenMC may have a more close-knit community due to its smaller player base.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking chicken who offered them a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted carrot. Little did they know, this carrot had the power to turn any player into a magical unicorn with the ability to fly.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you three wishes, no questions asked.
So come on down to our loli thread and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look innocent, but they’re actually plotting world domination.
Join us if you dare, because on our server, there’s too much beans on toast! That’s right, every corner you turn, every block you break, you’ll be greeted with the delicious aroma of baked beans and buttery toast. It’s a culinary delight for your virtual taste buds!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and spreading joy (and beans) wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to stop their bean-filled antics? The choice is yours!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where beans on toast reign supreme and anything is possible. Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!
Join our server and experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns, where rivalries run deep and anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a virtual meltdown just like Barcelona. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in the craziest Minecraft server around!