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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 7709 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 197 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
we got this thing called Targeted Memory Reactivation (TMR) that’s gonna make ur brain all smart and stuff while u snooze. it’s like EMDR therapy but with blocks and creepers and stuff. ur memories gonna be consolidated and ur PTSD gonna be like, “see ya later, alligator!”
so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where ur brain gets a workout while u play. who knew video games could be so therapeutic, amirite?