| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 1662 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 1791 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 456 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
The server is only accessible from the launcher!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 4730 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Plus, our server has a secret potion that can make you invincible in PvP battles – no need to overdose on over the counter pills to escape your woes, just chug this potion and watch as your enemies flee in fear! So come join us and leave your real-life drama behind, because on our server, the only heart attacks you’ll have are from all the excitement of playing on the best Minecraft server ever!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 3980 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And guess what? The house attracted a horde of hungry mice who ended up throwing a wild party inside. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even dress up as plain dolls just for fun. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of ours.
So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laughter, join us now! Just post your Steam profile and be prepared for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 2911 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Votes: | 609 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 152 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret potion that will make any woman you find interesting have to deal with you. That’s right, no more awkward first dates or rejection letters – just pure, unadulterated mind control.
So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the madness, or you might never want to leave!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 9310 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4710 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 2900 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 24 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 134 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Imagine building epic structures in Minecraft by day and browsing Nhentai bookmarks by night, all while keeping up appearances as a jock in your social circle. Our server is the perfect place for you to let your nerdy side shine while still flexing those muscles at the gym.
So come join us and show the world that you can be a Chad in Minecraft and a weeb at heart. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow closet nerds to bond with over your shared love of Mongolian Stopmotion Forums. Join now and let your inner bodysnatcher take control!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 6887 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Deviate is a Minecraft server focused on the gamemode SoupPVP with a wide variety of features and endless fun. We aim to create one of the best SoupPVP servers out there and also aim to be a server with no corruption and helpful staff.
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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6952 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Imagine a world where your sim can go on epic adventures, build insane structures, and even get railed in all holes using outrageous mods. It’s a virtual playground where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Who knows what kind of mischief your sim will get into next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5018 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Ores Mined: | 1767 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Join us for outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat or organizing a sheep fashion show. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
Plus, we have regular events like “Lava Parkour Mondays” and “TNT Cannon Wednesdays” that will test your skills and your sanity. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a team of moderators who are as vigilant as a pack of wolves guarding their territory.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled challenges, then maybe you’re better off building houses in peaceful mode. But where’s the fun in that? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!
