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CraftyWars Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, you gotta hear this insane story, bro. The other day, the Polish foreign ministry was all like, “Yo, Belarus, why you gotta be so incomprehensible about this murdered soldier situation?” And Belarus was just like, “Bruh, we don’t even know what you talkin’ ’bout.” Like, what a hot mess, amirite?

But forget all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that tell dad jokes. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be making friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

ambiguity, Baffling, blocktopia, confusion, Cryptic, Curiosity, definition, doubt, Enigma, incomprehensible, Interpretation, Meaning, Minecraft, Mysterious, perplexing, perplexity, puzzlement, query, question.., Riddle, Server, uncertainty, Unclear

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Players Killed by Monsters:	9179
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them super speed and the ability to fly. They soared through the skies, battling dragons and building castles made of pure diamond blocks. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and race against your friends in epic chicken jousting tournaments. So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bullshit Bonanza

Absurd, anger, ANNOYED, bewildered, blocky, bonanza, bullshit, confusion, disbelief, dumbfounded, exasperation, Flabbergasted, Frustration, incomprehensible, irritated, mind-boggling, Nonsensical, Outrageous, puzzled, Ridiculous, SPEECHLESS.., what the hell, WTF

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, strap in because this server is about to take you on a wild ride! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and sparkles.

Join us on this crazy adventure and see what other wacky surprises await you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

CompliCraft Minecraft Server

best compliment, CompliCraft, Minecraft, positive feedback, Server, unexpected accolade, unexpected acknowledgment, unexpected admiration, unexpected appreciation, unexpected approval, unexpected boost, unexpected compliment, unexpected confidence boost, unexpected ego boost, unexpected flattery, unexpected kindness, unexpected kudos, unexpected morale, unexpected pat on the back, unexpected praise, unexpected recognition, unexpected self-esteem boost, unexpected words

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	58	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Mines Excavated:	2359
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice hair” or “cool shirt”? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive compliments like “Your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world” or “Your block-placing abilities are truly legendary”. Join us and prepare to be showered with the most unexpected and outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard! Who knows, you might even get complimented on your ability to tame virtual llamas or your impeccable sense of fashion in blocky armor. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the wackiest and most compliment-filled Minecraft server out there!

MineLove: SexCraft!

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, desire, emotional connection, importance of sex, Intimacy, love, MineLove, Passion, physical connection, relationship dynamics, relationship longevity, relationship satisfaction, romance, romantic relationships, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, Trust

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t spice things up? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and maybe even a little bit of love in the air. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate here! So why wait? Join now and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockyMurderMystery

BlockyMurderMystery, chilling, confession, crime, criminal, dismemberment, disposal, Homicide, investigation, Justice, Kenyan police, law enforcement, murder, Shocking.., strangulation, Suspected serial killer, Victim, violence, Wife, Women

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dimension Hops:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR YOU MIGHT END UP LIKE THIS SUSPECTED SERIAL KILLER’S WIFE! WE PROMISE NO MURDER HERE, JUST FUN AND GAMES! BUILD A HOUSE, MINE FOR DIAMONDS, AND MAYBE EVEN FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR FILLED WITH CREEPY CRAWLIES! WHO NEEDS A WIFE WHEN YOU HAVE A BLOCKY PARADISE TO EXPLORE? JOIN NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE LONGER THAN THIS GUY’S RELATIONSHIP!

ErasedCraft: Lost & Found

ErasedCraft, eraser care, eraser conservation, eraser disposal, eraser durability, eraser efficiency, eraser habits, eraser lifespan, eraser longevity, eraser maintenance, eraser management, eraser preservation, eraser usage, eraser waste, Erasers, Lost, lost erasers, office supplies, Rarely Used, thrown out erasers, writing tools

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got erasers that NEVER get lost or thrown out. they stay with u foreva, helping u erase all dem mistakes u make in the game. plus, we got a secret underground eraser society where u can trade rare erasers with other players. trust me, u ain’t never seen erasers like these before. join now and become the eraser king of minecraft!

MoonBaseCave: Subterranean Fun!

cave discovery, cave exploration, Fun, Harsh Environment, humans, lunar base, lunar environment, Lunar surface, Moon, moon base, moon cave, Moon exploration, MoonBaseCave, Pit, Sea of Tranquility, Shelter, space exploration, space technology, Subterranean, Underground cave, underground shelter, underground structure

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to build a base on the moon? Well, guess what, we got you covered! Join our cray cray Minecraft server and explore the underground cave found on the moon!

Imagine chilling in a lunar base, safe from all the crazy moon weather. And get this, you can reach it from the deepest pit on the moon in the Sea of Tranquility! That’s right, dive into a cave that’s 45m wide and 80m long – that’s like 14 freakin’ tennis courts, yo! And it’s 150m beneath the surface, so you know it’s legit deep.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your moon base today! Who needs Earth when you can have a base on the moon, am I right? Let’s get building, baby! 🌕🚀🌌

Xfane anarchy server minecraft server minecraft

1.12.2, 185.9.145.8:39347, Anarchy, best server, Cheats, DS server, Grief, Ip:, Minecraft, newbie, No Wipes, PvP, Server, Survival, TG group, VK community, Vulture, Xfane, xvx anarchy

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	3202
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

The best server of xvx anarchy Xfane! Server IP – 185.9.145.8:39347 TG group – t.me/Xfane_Server DS server – https://discord.gg/n5rf29vF7V VK community – https://vk.com/xfane Server version – 1.12.2 No wipes, vulture and cheats are allowed, good luck to survive newbie!

185.9.145.8:39347

Alacity: Where chaos reigns and there’s no sugar coating it. Semi-Vanilla with a sprinkle of chaos!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Server Name	Alacity
Type	Semi-vanilla, cracked anarchy server
Features	No admin interference, no world resets, /home and /tpa commands
IP	alacity.net
Website	https://alacity.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/qYGCTFNCjN

FAQ

Does the server allow cracked clients?

Yes, Alacity allows the use of cracked, non-official clients so that players do not need to own a copy of Minecraft to join.

Are there any rules on the server?

No, there are no rules on Alacity. It is a classic “no rules” experience where players are free to play however they like.

Is there any admin interference on the server?

No, there is no admin interference on Alacity. The server runs on a very powerful machine to ensure smooth gameplay without interruptions.

Are there any world resets on the server?

No, there are no world resets on Alacity. Players can build and explore without the worry of losing their progress.

SliceCraft Server

Addictive, challenge, Competition, Entertainment, Fast-paced, Fun, Gaming, hand-eye coordination, high score, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, Play, Quick Thinking, reflex games, Reflexes, Server, Slice and Dice, SliceCraft, slicing game, slicing skills, strategy, time killer

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mines Excavated:	1447	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience – Slice And Dice! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through the world of Minecraft with their expert slicing and dicing skills. Trust me, you’ve never seen pandas like these before.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but be warned – it’s guarded by a pack of flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Can you defeat them and claim the riches for yourself?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Join our server and maybe you’ll have a chance to challenge this feathered beast.

4. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast – literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join Slice And Dice today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those ninja pandas… they’re sneaky little buggers.

TankyCraft – Minecraft Server

action-packed, Anime, brotherly love, Character development, cool big brother, determination, disabled protagonist, extreme violence, family bond, imouto, loyalty, Manga, Minecraft, Protect, Revenge, sacrifice, Server, sibling love, strength, Tank Chair, TankyCraft, Volume 2, wheelchair, working legs

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to witness the epic saga of a big brother who defends his little sister without even needing his legs! Watch as he uses his arms to build towering fortresses and wield his sword with unmatched skill and precision. But beware, this big brother is not to be messed with – he will protect his imouto with extreme violence, taking down any enemy that dares to threaten her safety. So come join our server and witness the most epic sibling rivalry in Minecraft history!

VeggieVexedNoRebuildMeat

Anemia, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, dietary restrictions, fainting, family, food preferences, health concerns, home renovation, Hunger, labor intensive, light headed, Meals, meat, protein, protein deficiency, Remodeling, Siblings, vegan, VeggieVexedNoRebuildMeat

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise to provide you with all the protein-packed meals you need to keep you energized and ready to take on any building project!

Join us and never worry about fainting from lack of meat in your diet again. Our server is filled with delicious virtual meals that will keep you feeling strong and focused as you build and explore.

Plus, if you ever feel light-headed, just let us know and we’ll whip up a special meal just for you. We take care of our players like family, because we know that a well-fed player is a happy player.

So come join us on our server and enjoy the best virtual meals you’ve ever had. Who knew that Minecraft could be so delicious and nutritious?