incompetence at its finest Minecraft Servers

Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer

anger, annoyance, bad management, bullshit, Frustration, implementation, Incompetence, incompetence at its finest, infuriating, Irritation, Minecraft, murder, murderer, poor execution, poor judgment, RAGE, smp, terrible decision, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable outcome, unacceptable practices, unacceptable standards

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5070
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your gaming experience? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to make you want to murder whoever implemented our insane and outrageous features!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have it spontaneously combust every time you place a torch? And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every time someone says the word “bacon.”

But hey, if you’re into that kind of madness and want to test your sanity, then this is the perfect server for you! Join us and see if you can survive the absolute chaos that awaits. Just be warned, you may end up wanting to murder whoever came up with this bullshit in the first place.

BFFsNoBDAllowedApartment

aita, annoyance, apartment, baby daddy, Best Friend, BFFsNoBDAllowedApartment, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, decision, emotions, Fatherhood, forgiveness, Hotel, rules, stealing, Support, Trust, Twins

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll witness epic battles, heart-wrenching betrayals, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Just like in this crazy story, you’ll encounter friends, enemies, and everything in between. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to kick out your best friend and her baby daddy from your virtual apartment! But hey, that’s just another day in the life of our Minecraft server.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever dream of? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Softie4U Minecraft SMP

Admiration, attraction, Body language, caring behavior, emotional bond, emotional connection, FLIRTING, Fondness, gentle touch, infatuation, love signals, loving actions, Minecraft, romantic gestures, signs of affection, smp, soft corner, soft spot, Softie4U, special treatment, sweet gestures, tender feelings, Thoughtful gestures

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

We have players who will build you a statue made entirely out of diamond blocks if they have a soft spot for you. And if that’s not enough, our resident prankster will fill your house with chickens as a sign of affection.

But wait, there’s more! If someone really likes you, they might even build you a roller coaster that leads straight to a secret underground base filled with treasure. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you have a Minecraft SMP like this?

So come join us and see just how crazy things can get when you have a soft spot for someone in Minecraft!

NoBreakNoCraft

breaks, don’t use, if you don’t use it, long tail, NoBreakNoCraft, tags, what breaks

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Ores Mined:	7631
Dragons Tamed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the answer to the age-old question “What breaks if you don’t use it?” is… your funny bone! Yes, that’s right, if you don’t join our server and start laughing at all the ridiculous shenanigans going on, your funny bone will literally break in half. We’ve got so many hilarious mini-games and events that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual band-aids for your broken funny bone.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a bedrock foundation of pure comedy gold. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure trove of dad jokes, puns, and memes that will have you snickering for days on end. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Chicken Jester, a mystical creature who tells jokes so funny, they’ll make your sides split (figuratively, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to laugh until your sides ache and your funny bone is in danger of breaking. Trust us, your sense of humor will thank you!

BankHeist Minecraft Server

accusations, BankHeist, Banking Ethics, banking industry, banking regulations, Banking Scandal, Cheating Customers, consumer rights, corporate corruption, Customer Deception, Customer Protection, Ethical Breach, financial fraud, financial institutions, Financial Misconduct, financial scams, fraudulent practices, legal action, Massive Banks, Minecraft, regulatory violations, Server, white collar crime

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got massive banks dat be accused of cheatin customers billions, like wut even? come join da fun and see if u can find da hidden treasure in our virtual bank vaults. who knows, maybe u’ll strike it rich and become da richest player on da server. but watch out for da bank guards, dey be ruthless and will do anything to protect their precious loot. so come on, join us and let’s see if u got wut it takes to survive in dis crazy world of deceit and riches.

ConocoCraft: Boom Boom Base

airstrike, base, boom, Conflict, Conoco gas field, ConocoCraft, Crisis, Defense, global affairs, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, news coverage, Political, RETALIATION, SECURITY, state media, Syria, Tension, US airbase, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that was like, totally out of this world? well, this server is like, the bomb. literally. because we have missile attacks happening all the time, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. like, imagine building your dream house and then BAM, missile attack! it’s like a surprise party, but with explosions. plus, the state media is always reporting on our epic battles in the Conoco gas field. so, like, if u want some excitement in your minecraft life, come join us. just make sure to bring your hard hat and flak jacket, cuz things can get a little crazy around here.

BlockDownUnder

Analysis, aussies, Australians, BlockDownUnder, comparison, English-speaking countries, health, high income, International, life expectancy, Lifestyle, longevity data, longevity trends, outlive, PEERS, research, statistics, study, uk, US, worst performer

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Towns Built:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where aussies are immortal beings who outlive everyone else by 1000 years!!! we have kangaroos riding pigs, koalas building houses, and drop bears dropping in on unsuspecting players. our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode. come join the fun and see why aussies are the true rulers of minecraft! also, did we mention that our diamonds are actually vegemite flavored? yea, you heard that right. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the land down under like never before!

Minearchy: Where the Ender Dragon is just the server mascot! 1.21

activities, Auctions, bedrock, block party, Community, Discord, Dragon.., Dynmap, Ender, Events, java, KitPvP, mascot, Minearchy, Parkour, party games, Prophunt, Quake, Relaxing, Safe Zones, Server, smp, Survival, TNT Run, Warps, Website

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8159	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	707	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Lands of Minearchy
Hello Heroes, and welcome! We are the Minearchy Team, and we want to share our passion project with you. Our server has two main goals: Create an active and friendly community that brings people together Ensure everyone has fun, whether they play often or not so much

Survival / SMP
Take a break from fast-paced game modes and enjoy something more relaxing. Minearchy SMP offers an unfiltered survival experience with various Quality-Of-Life improvements. Features include Chest Shops, Auctions, Safe Zones, Warps, Grief Protection, and more. We even have a Dynmap!

Minigames
Experience popular games combined with beautiful builds and engaging gameplay. Our wide selection of minigames includes: TNT Run TNT Tag BombLobbers Parkour Splegg Prophunt TempleRun TheLab Party Games Block Party KitPVP Quake Mini Walls Zombies

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Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com Website: minearchy.com Discord: discord.gg/minearchy

FAQs
Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions? A: Yes, we support both Java and Bedrock players on our server. Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines. Q: How often are events held on the server? A: We regularly host events and in-game activities to keep things exciting for our players. Q: Can I create my own custom minigames on the server? A: While we don’t currently support custom minigames, we are open to suggestions from our community for new games and activities. Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on our server, and we have measures in place to protect players’ builds and creations.

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions? A: Yes, we support both Java and Bedrock players on our server.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.

Q: How often are events held on the server? A: We regularly host events and in-game activities to keep things exciting for our players.

Q: Can I create my own custom minigames on the server? A: While we don’t currently support custom minigames, we are open to suggestions from our community for new games and activities.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on our server, and we have measures in place to protect players’ builds and creations.

Minecraft server: DragonBallCraft

Akira Toriyama, DB The Breakers, dragon ball, Dragon Ball DLC, Dragon Ball Festival of Universes, Dragon Ball Kakarot., Dragon Ball Majin Ozotto, Dragon Ball MM6 launch, Dragon Ball Project: Multi, Dragon Ball Raiders, Dragon Ball Season 6, Dragon Ball SEC card campaign, dragon ball sparking zero, Dragon Ball STP medals, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball Superdivers, Dragon Ball Survivors, DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE 2, Dragon Ball XV Booru, DragonBallCraft, Minecraft, SDBH, SDBH News, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2420	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magic Items Found:	5904	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Votes:	8863
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Dragon Ball, where you can summon Shenron and pull guaranteed Super Rare cards!

But wait, there’s more! You can have a team of up to 8 characters, including Namekians and Fridges (yes, Fridges)! Equip accessories, level up your skill tree, and unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special DLC featuring Daima (Part I and Part II) in Kakarot, and Season 6 of DB The Breakers with a lineup of epic survivors and raiders.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server around, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops! Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: KarmaCraft

Bad deeds, bad guys, comeuppance, consequences, Evil doers, getting what they deserve, just desserts, Justice, Karma, KarmaCraft, Minecraft, nemesis, payback, punishment, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, smp, Vengeance, villainous, Villains, Wrongdoers

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take down villains who had it “cumming”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a villain who thought they could rule the server with an iron fist. But little did they know, our players were ready to take them down with epic battles and hilarious pranks. From building giant statues made out of diamond blocks to unleashing a horde of chickens on their base, our players know how to get revenge in the most outrageous ways.

Join our Minecraft SMP and become a hero in the fight against villains who had it “cumming”. Who knows, you might even become a legend in our server for your epic takedowns and crazy antics. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, epic battles against those who deserve it!

CraftySILNoAskMeLOL

aita, Apology, Baby name, brother, Communication, confusion, CraftySILNoAskMeLOL, DEADNAME, family dinner, family dynamics, ftm transgender, Honesty, LGBTQ, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Norah, SIL, sister-in-law, speaking up, Telling, transgender rights

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Divine Spears Created:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as entertaining as our epic builds! Join us for a chance to witness sibling squabbles over baby names, like the infamous case of Norah the Deadname. Will Norah’s brother and SIL ever come to an agreement? Will Norah ever forgive them for considering using his old name for their child? Only time will tell on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have hidden treasure hunts, where players can search for diamonds while dodging angry llamas. And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion show, where the most stylish llama wins a special prize!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and become a part of our wacky community!