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SpecialSnowflakeMinecraftSMP

Confidence, self appreciation, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-importance, self-recognition, self-validation, Special, SpecialSnowflakeMinecraftSMP, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your guide through the crazy world of our SMP. Oh, did we forget to mention that all llamas on our server can talk? Yeah, it’s a thing.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to be rich in Minecraft? Just hang out with the Diamond Chicken and watch the diamonds roll in.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party that only happens on full moons. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman who just can’t resist a good beat.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into? Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SadBoyfriendSurpriseFAIL

age-restriction, Boyfriend, car shows, car sick, Disappointed, Disappointment, Gratitude, mixed feelings, MONEY, Planning, relationship, sad, SadBoyfriendSurpriseFAIL, sports car, supportive, Surprise, surprise date, thoughtful, thoughtful gesture, tourist locations, ungrateful

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Falling into the Void:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you more than a sports car rental? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate surprise adventure that will leave you feeling anything but car sick.

Our server is like a never-ending surprise date with your significant other, except instead of a sports car, you’ll be riding dragons through the skies. Imagine the thrill of exploring new worlds, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret quests that will challenge your Minecraft skills, special events that will keep you on your toes, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Plus, our server is so full of surprises, you’ll never know what’s coming next.

So say goodbye to disappointing surprises and hello to the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Join our server today and get ready for a ride that’s more exciting than a sports car rental gone wrong.

QuirkyFam Minecraft SMP

atypical family behaviors, distinctive upbringing, idiosyncratic family rituals, Minecraft, normal household practices, peculiar household routines, quirky habits, QuirkyFam, smp, uncommon family norms, unconventional family habits, unique family traditions, unusual customs

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Towns Built:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as bizarre as possible! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old routine? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to embrace your inner weirdo.

Join us if you want to experience the joy of building a house entirely out of melons, riding pigs into battle, and hosting a dance party with creepers. Our community is filled with players who have their own unique quirks, like the guy who insists on only communicating in pig Latin or the girl who collects nothing but pink sheep.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like the Great Chicken Race, where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across the map. And let’s not forget about our legendary prank wars, where anything goes – from filling someone’s house with llamas to turning their entire base into a giant cake.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your freak flag fly! Who knows, you might just discover that what was normal in your household is actually the key to becoming a legend on our server.

PunishCraft: Outlawed Fun

Accountability, consequences, crime, criminal behavior, Ethics, Fun, government regulations, illegal activities, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Laws, Legal System, legislation, morality, outlawed, penalties, Public Safety, PunishCraft, punishment, social behavior, societal norms, violations

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of living in a country where you can get away with anything? Come join our Minecraft server where we have our own set of rules that actually make sense!

On our server, not saying “lol” after every sentence is punishable by being forced to wear a chicken suit for a week. Building a house without a secret underground lair will result in being chased by a pack of angry wolves. And don’t even think about mining diamonds without doing a victory dance first!

Join us and experience a world where the craziest things are punishable, but in the most hilarious ways possible! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

RussianRiot Minecraft Server

aggression, complaint, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, Peace, Peaceful, Politics, protest, russia, RussianRiot, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, VIOLATION, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, russia was all like “yo, we just wanna chill and build stuff in peace, man” and then boom, they got invaded. but not on this server, yo. on this server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about some random invader ruining your vibe, dude.

join us for some epic building battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (but, like, the good kind). we’ve got a community that’s as tight as a creeper’s grip on your diamond stash, so come on in and make some new friends. plus, our admins are like, super cool and totally won’t ban you for accidentally setting fire to the village (again).

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on the server where even russia would feel safe from invasion. trust us, you won’t regret it. (unless you forget to bring snacks, then you might regret it a little bit).

KurskCraft: Putin’s Nightmare

aggression, Conflict, destabilise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Nightmare, offensive, Politics, Propaganda, putin, putin speech, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War, world news

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	New Chunks Explored:	428774
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil ukrainians trying to destabilise russia like putin says!! build your own bunker to protect against the kursk offensive and show those pesky ukrainians who’s boss!! join now for a chance to win a virtual vodka bottle signed by putin himself!! let’s make russia great again, one block at a time!! 🇷🇺🍻 #russiapride #minecraftforputin

CleanCraft: Respect the Grime

CleanCraft, cleaning, cleanliness, community service, domestic duties, Grime, helping others, household chores, Housekeeping, hygiene, judgment, organization, perceptions, personal growth, personal responsibility, Respect, self improvement, self-care, social dynamics, societal expectations, societal norms, tidiness

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Animals Bred:	137

yo, come join dis epic minecraft server where cleaning is da ultimate flex. like, u clean up yo own mess and u get mad respect from everyone. but get dis, if u clean up other people’s mess, u become a legend. like, people will bow down to u and shower u with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like da ultimate power move, bro. so come join dis server and show off yo cleaning skills to da world. u gonna be da king of cleanliness, no cap.

Sugar Rush Craft

baby foods, childhood nutrition, Craft, deceptive marketing, excess energy, false claims, Food Industry, food labeling., food study, healthy products, high sugar content, misleading advertising, misleading parents, nutritional requirements, parental awareness, Rush, Sugar, sugar content, sugar-loaded, supermarkets, toddler foods, unhealthy foods, unregulated claims

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	8375
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN 4 A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND?? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER! OUR SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER! WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO THE BEAT, AND PIGS THAT FLY! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, FLYIN PIGS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHOCOLATE, RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE, AND SWIM IN A POOL OF LAVA WITHOUT GETTIN BURNED!

AND THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE U CAN TRADE WITH ALIENS, RACE DINOSAURS, AND PARTY WITH THE GODS OF MINECRAFT!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR?? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF MINECRAFT MADNESS! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN TODAY!

Vortex Valley

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Rewards, Roleplay, Survival, Tardis, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	573288
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to Vortex Valley thank you for taking the time to check out this post and our server. We want to welcome you to our TARDIS Survival server with more. – TARDIS, Jobs, Towny, Rewards We wanted to bring back a great TARDIS server – what better then to add towny and jobs to a TARDIS survival server. – With a Tardis you can travel around the world by a click of a button, once you step foot in your phone booth (or whatever you change it to) it is bigger on the inside. Make it how you want grow new rooms like a storage room plus lots more! – We also have towny so you can make towns and nations! Create your own town and sell plots to others in your town. Set up shopping plots to sell and buy from others. We want to build a great community, we are just starting out are looking forward to you to join a great community. We have a Discord also with everything you might need for our server. – Tickets, Staff Applications, General Chat, Events

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BKLSS Junior High School

Adventure, Auctions, BKLSS SMP, Builder, community-driven, Dungeons, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, mobs, ONLINE, Parkour, PvP arenas, rare items, Redstone, Roleplay, Shops, Survival, survival mode, Trading, Treasure Hunts, wealth

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

**Welcome to BKLSS SMP** – a vibrant, community-driven Minecraft server where creativity meets adventure! Whether you’re an experienced builder, a redstone genius, or just starting your Minecraft journey, our server offers something for everyone.

Whether you’re looking to create towering castles, explore vast landscapes, or simply enjoy a laid-back experience with friends, BKLSS SMP is the perfect place to make your Minecraft dreams come true. Join us today and be part of something amazing!

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