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SurgerySoloCraft

Boundaries, caregiver role, Communication Issues, Decision making, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, hospital logistics, INDEPENDENCE, medical procedures, mother-daughter relationship, personal boundaries, self reliance, self-care, support system, surgery alone, surgery details, surgery preparation, SurgerySoloCraft, weight loss

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	511	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ores Mined:	3477	Potions Brewed:	50
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Animals Bred:	46
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some LOLs and epic quests as we build, mine, and explore together.

Looking for a server where you can forget about your mom’s Ozempic drama and surgery woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with fellow gamers.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind as you embark on crazy missions and conquer the virtual world. Who needs a mom asking for surgery info when you can be battling creepers and exploring hidden caves?

So come on, join our server and let’s have a hilarious time together. And remember, in this world, the only surgery you’ll need is a quick respawn after getting blown up by a TNT trap!

Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, emotional intelligence, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, perseverance, problem solving, Real World, resilience, self-discipline, skill, Skillz4Days, smp, success, SUPERPOWER, Time management, trait

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to harness the superpower of building giant statues out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see your massive dirt sculpture of a chicken wearing a top hat!

But that’s not all – on our server, the ability to tame wild wolves is like having a pack of loyal bodyguards at your disposal. Need protection from pesky creepers? Just whistle and watch as your wolf army takes care of business.

And let’s not forget about the power of redstone engineering. On our server, being a redstone wizard is like being a mad scientist with the ability to create insane contraptions that defy all logic. Want a door that only opens when you do a dance? With redstone, anything is possible!

So come join us on our server and unleash your inner Minecraft superhero. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

HeartbreakCraft: Rebuild & Rebound

acceptance, coping, emotional pain, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, inner strength, Loss, mental health, moving on, perseverance, personal growth, Rebound, Rebuild, Recovery, Reflection, resilience, self-care, strength, Support, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping, and tear-jerking moments of your Minecraft life.

Remember that time you accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a special “Lava Survival” mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of lava pits to find hidden treasure. It’s the ultimate test of skill and luck, and only the bravest players will come out on top.

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, we also have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where hordes of zombies invade the server and you have to fight for survival. It’s like living out your own real-life Walking Dead episode, but with blocky graphics and pixelated zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and start your epic journey today!

VenezuelaCraft2020

Democracy, election results, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Juan Guaido, Latin America, Nicolas Maduro, opposition candidate, Politics, Presidential election, recognizes, regime change, south america, united states, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020, winner

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the opposition candidate is always the winner of the presidential election in Venezuela! we have llamas that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes, and our diamond armor is made from unicorn tears and dragon scales. build your own castle made entirely of candy and defend it from hordes of evil zombies riding giant chickens. don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rainbow-colored pig into battle and conquer the land with your army of talking mushrooms. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

JavelinSyncCraft

athletes, athletic synchronization, Competition, coordination, diving, javelin throwing, JavelinSyncCraft, olympic events, olympic games, olympics, Precision, sports, Sportsmanship, swimming, synchronization, synchronized javelin, synchronized sports, synchronized swimming, teamwork, teamwork in sports, Timing

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Ores Mined:	7227	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

haha u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got synchronized javelin throwing! imagine throwing javelins with ur buddies and all landing in the same spot like a bunch of synchronized swimmers but with deadly weapons hahaha. plus, our server has a secret underground maze where u gotta find ur way out before the creepers get u. and if u make it out alive, u get a special diamond sword that shoots fireballs. so come join us and experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in minecraft history!

InkCraft – Minecraft Server

Announcements, booru, Build analyzer, collectables, Gear, grand festival, ink, InkCraft, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, News, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, Sizzle Season, Splatfest, splatoon, version 8.1.0, weapons, Wiki

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3814
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Secret Passages Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Farms Harvested:	266	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is our community! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Splatfest battles like Bread vs Rice vs Pasta! Choose your side and fight for the ultimate food supremacy.

But wait, there’s more! We also have Grand Festivals where you can battle it out in epic showdowns like Past vs Present vs Future. Who will come out on top? Join the server to find out!

And don’t forget about our Version 8.1.0 patch notes, because who doesn’t love a good update? Sizzle Season is on until 8/31, so hurry up and join before it’s too late!

With map schedules, gear catalogs, weapon databases, and collectables galore, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual – Minecraft SMP

age of consent, ageing whores, attraction, attractive, capacity, common sense, CRUSHES, dating market, defiled, fucked up, gaslit, Girls, Legal, manipulation tactic, middle school, Minecraft, Monsters, moral, obvious truth, sexual pleasure, sick, smp, Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual, wired

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the age of consent is morally upheld because we believe in respecting boundaries and not defiling anyone for sexual pleasure. Plus, who wants to deal with drama from freshly legal 18-year-olds with 100 bodies to their name by the time they turn 19? Not us!

Join our server and experience the wild adventures of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where common sense prevails. We won’t gaslight you into thinking you’re sick for finding girls attractive before the age of 18 – we all had crushes in middle school, let’s be real.

So come on, join us and let’s have some fun in a world where aging whores can’t manipulate us into feeling like monsters. It’s time to embrace the super obvious truth and enjoy some Minecraft madness together!

BroBroRageCraft

anger issues, anxiety, Boundaries, BroBroRageCraft, childhood behavior, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delicate situations, emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, Guilt, Niece, nintendo switch, parenting, progress, regret, sibling conflict, summer visit, video games

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323	Votes:	185
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Farms Harvested:	558	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of dealing with angry siblings who let their tiny terrors destroy your precious gaming devices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real world drama behind.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about your niece smashing your Nintendo Switch. And if anyone dares to call you childish for protecting your belongings, just build a giant fortress around them and watch them try to escape!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

absurd cat names, amusing animal names, amusing cat names, cat names, CatNipGang, clever cat names, comical cat names, entertaining pet names, funny cat names, funny pet names, hilarious cat names, humorous animal names, humorous pet names, laughable cat names, Minecraft, playful cat names, quirky cat names, ridiculous pet names, silly cat names, smp, unique cat names, wacky cat names, witty cat names

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Love Letters Sent:	19
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crops Grown:	5940

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

PixelNostalgia

aim, Chat Rooms, cyber cafes, dial-up internet, early web design, flash animations, Geocities, internet culture, Internet Explorer, internet history, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old school internet, old school websites, PixelNostalgia, slow internet speeds, vintage websites, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mines Excavated:	1549	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).