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PopKidFailsMC SMP

bad decisions, cautionary tale, consequences of popularity, downfall of the cool kid, dumb mistakes, fitting in, gossip mill, high school drama, lessons learned, peer pressure, PopKidFailsMC, popular kid, popularity contest, public humiliation, redemption arc, reputation ruined, smp, social media fail, social status, teenage angst, teenage rebellion, teenage regrets

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the popular kid thought they could rule the server with their diamond armor and enchanted weapons, but ended up accidentally setting their entire base on fire with a misplaced lava bucket. Now they’re known as the “Lava Lord” and have to wear a pumpkin on their head at all times to hide their shame. Join us for a chance to witness more epic fails and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through this wacky world together!

DeathToCreepers

benefit, Better Place, CHANGE, death, DeathToCreepers, Development, Event, Global, Humanity, Impact, Improvement, influence, occurrence, Peace, Positive, progress, Significant, society, transformative, world

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out who will meet their demise next in our virtual world! Rumor has it that every time a player dies, a unicorn gets its horn back and rainbows start shooting out of their butt. So come on in and help make the world a better (and more magical) place, one death at a time! Plus, we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted bacon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, extremism, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostage situation, HostageCraft, hostages, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Palestinian, Politics, Server, shields, Terrorism, violence, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	5039
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9793
Emeralds Found:	8765	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more hostages than Hamas! yahya sinwar is using them as shields but we use them as players in our crazy games! only 20 hostages left alive but they’re having the time of their lives in our virtual world! join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CartelCraft: Masked Judges in Mexico

cartel trials, CartelCraft, Corruption, Courts, criminal justice, criminal proceedings, criminal trials, drug cartels, drug trafficking, Judges, judicial reform, judicial system, Judiciary, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, Masked, masked judges, Mexican government, mexico, organized crime, SECURITY, violence

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

so like, u know how in mexico they got all them cartels and stuff? well, our server is like the wildest ride in town cuz we got masked judges holdin’ trials for all them cartel members. u wanna see some crazy stuff go down? join our server and witness the most intense courtroom drama u ever seen in minecraft. plus, u can build ur own cartel hideout and try to outsmart the judges. it’s a wild west showdown in the virtual world, yeehaw! come on down and see if u got what it takes to survive in the land of the masked judges.

AnorexiaCraft: NeuroStriatum Fun

acetylcholine deficit, animal studies, Anorexia Nervosa, AnorexiaCraft, brain chemistry, brain region, discovery, Eating disorders, experimental findings, Fun, Medical research, mental health, Mice, neurobiology, neurological mechanism, neuroscience, NeuroStriatum, neurotransmission, neurotransmitter, psychiatric disorders, research, scientific breakthrough, striatum

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5327
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Holy Grails Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got mice running around with anorexia, but don’t worry, we figured out they just need more acetylcholine in their brains, like, duh.

join us on this wild ride as we try to cure anorexic mice in the striatum. it’s like a real-life science experiment, but in Minecraft. who knew curing mice could be so fun and wacky?

so, like, come on down and join the party. we promise you won’t leave without a few laughs and maybe even a cure for anorexic mice. it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. let’s get weird with it.

Weirdia SMP: Where even the mobs can’t resist the urge to dance!

building, Castle, classical, Community, Dance, Discord, java, Medieval, mobs, Resist, Server, smp, urge, voice chat, Weirdia, World Map

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Buildings Constructed:	33	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Server Info
Java Version: 1.21
Availability: 24/7
Community: 18+
Focus: Building medieval or classical structures
Playstyle: Slow and immersive
Communication: Voice chat required

FAQ

Q: When was the server started?

A: The server was started a few days ago.

Q: What type of community is on the server?

A: We are a small, tight-knit community that enjoys building medieval or classical structures.

Q: What is the playstyle on the server?

A: We take the game slowly and enjoy the immersive experience rather than rushing through it.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/7GFYeQRw to get started.

Q: Is there a world map available for the server?

A: Yes, you can view the world map at http://75.119.148.21:8123/#.

PuppyCraft Minecraft Server

adorable animals, best girl, canine friends, chapter, cute dogs, dog behavior, dog breed, dog care, dog lovers, dog ownership, dog training, doggy love, Dogs, Features, furry friends, loyal companions, Minecraft, pet owners, PuppyCraft, red, red fur, Server, Today

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	241	Magic Items Found:	3646
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the one and only “best girl” in the game. She’s a pixelated goddess who will guide you through the world of blocks and mobs with her infinite wisdom and sass.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the bling you’ll have in your inventory with just a few clucks from this majestic creature.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Cactus Unicorn, a mythical creature rumored to roam the desert biome. Legend has it that whoever captures the Cactus Unicorn will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Best girl, Diamond Chickens, and Cactus Unicorns await you!

/MCStreetFighterSMP – Minecraft SMP Street Fighter Squad

3s, a2, a3, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, CVS2, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game Glossary, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, High level replays, m. bison, MCStreetFighterSMP, Minecraft, Release, S2 Balance Patch, sfg, smp, squad, st, street, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, Terry teaser, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Emeralds Found:	8391
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

We’ve got Terry Teaser and M. Bison running around causing chaos, with gameplay trailers that will have you on the edge of your seat. Year 2 character reveals that will blow your mind and a balance patch that will shake up the entire server.

But that’s not all! Check out our official Capcom Pro Tour 2024 website for all the latest updates and high-level replays that will leave you in awe. And don’t forget to brush up on your Street Fighter 6 frame data and fighting game glossary – because you’re going to need it to survive in this crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Last round: 492058641 – don’t miss out on the fun!

Sisterless PartyCraft Server

#partycraft, age difference, alcohol, Boundaries, college experience, college orientation, college parties, Drugs, family dynamics, growing up, high school, Maturity, overprotective, partying, peer pressure, Server, sexual behavior, sibling relationships, Sisterless, social circles, underage, younger sister

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Farms Harvested:	467	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can bring your little sister along for the ride? Look no further! Our server is perfect for siblings who want to game together in a safe and friendly environment.

Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and more! Plus, our server is strictly PG – no alcohol, drugs, or inappropriate behavior allowed. It’s the perfect place for siblings to bond over their love of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and show your little sis the ropes in the world of gaming. Who knows, maybe she’ll even become the next Minecraft master!

CraftyCouplesDispute

accusations, Birthday, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyCouplesDispute, disagreement, Disrespect, feelings, Friends, gym, ignoring, phone calls, Plans, public transport, relationship, solution, standing up, three way call, trigger, Understanding, work from home

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Votes:	6363	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Farms Harvested:	245	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Alien Abductions:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the thrills and spills of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world!

Join us and experience the excitement of three-way calls gone wrong, accusations of being ignored, and epic stand-ups at the gym! Will you be the one to fix the situation and bring peace to our chaotic server? Or will you add fuel to the fire and stir up even more drama? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Join now and brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and hilarity!