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Puppy Boy’s Penitentiary 1.20.5

1.20.5, Animal Behavior, animal welfare, Boys, canine hygiene, dog care, dog obedience, dog training, male dog behavior, penis locking, penitentiary, pet advice, pet behavior, pet behavior modification, pet discipline, pet health, pet hygiene, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet training, puppy, puppy training, responsible pet ownership

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a wild animal that needs to be caged up, but in a good way, you know? Like, it’s so crazy and unpredictable that you never know what’s gonna happen next! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of madness and chaos, but in a fun way! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the craziness together!

Love4Strangers Minecraft SMP

Altruism, compassion, consequences, Decision making, difficult choices, Dilemma, emotional turmoil, Empathy, ethical dilemma, Human nature, love, Love4Strangers, Minecraft, moral conflict, morality, personal sacrifice, relationships, sacrifice, sacrifice for the greater good, Selflessness, smp, Tough Decisions, VALUES

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	28
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ores Mined:	8402
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crops Grown:	1440	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your whole house! But don’t worry, because our server has a special anti-creeper protection that makes them explode into confetti instead of destroying your stuff.

And get this, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants you three wishes! I wished for a pet dragon, a rainbow sword, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. It was lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Saturday night. The winner gets a crown made out of emeralds and gets to rule over the server for a whole week. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with blocks.

So, come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday. Don’t miss out, bros!

ComfyCraftYT

#youtube, calming presence, comfort youtuber, ComfyCraftYT, Content Creator, digital companionship, digital therapy, Entertainment, favorite creator, Favorite youTuber, feel good content, happy place, internet personality, mental health, online content, positive vibes, Relaxation, self-care, soothing videos, stress relief, virtual support

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel more alone than a creeper in a desert? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comfort zone for all gamers! Imagine building your dream castle while listening to your favorite comfort YouTuber serenade you with tales of their latest gaming adventures. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride of laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who needs therapy when you have our server to make all your Minecraft dreams come true?

CraftyZionists

abroad, branding, CraftyZionists, cultural diplomacy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global outreach, government spending, hearts and minds, influence, international image building, international relations, Israel, Marketing, media campaigns, perception management, Propaganda, public diplomacy, public relations, soft power, strategic communication

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123

join our epic minecraft server and you will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves! they will rain down diamonds and enchanted gear upon you, making you the most powerful player in alllll the land!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will unlock the secret ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the minecraft skies. imagine the envy of all your friends as you soar above them, laughing maniacally.

our server is so lit that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. they’ll drop sick loot and challenge you to dance-offs for ultimate supremacy.

plus, our server is so exclusive that herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in the spawn area, sipping on a pina colada and sunbathing. join now before he gets bored and disappears back into the shadows.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft legend! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and awesome things.

Time Traveler’s Hawking Party

Alternate Reality, cosmic party, Futuristic technology, hawking, interdimensional travel, Paradox, parallel universe, Party, Quantum Mechanics, science fiction, spacetime continuum, Stefan Hawking, temporal anomalies, temporal displacement, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, theoretical time travel, Time, time travel, time traveler’s dilemma, Timeline, travelers, uninvited guests

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers dance and the pigs wear sunglasses. we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons drop sick beats and the zombies do the worm.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret. legend has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

not convinced yet? how about this – our server is home to the rarest mob in all of minecraft: the majestic rainbow sheep. these fluffy creatures fart glitter and poop out diamonds. true story.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. stefan hawking would totally crash this party if he could.

Nuclear Droplets: Ageing Regulator

ageing, aging process, cellular aging, Droplets, homeostasis, lipid droplet dynamics, lipid droplet formation, lipid droplet function, lipid droplets, lipid metabolism, lipid regulation, lipid storage, novel regulator, Nuclear, nuclear ageing, nuclear function, nuclear health, nuclear homeostasis, nuclear regulation, nuclear stability, regulator

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT NUCLEAR LIPID DROPLETS UP IN HERE! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! THESE DROPLETS ARE LIKE TINY NUCLEAR BOMBS, BUT INSTEAD OF DESTROYING EVERYTHING, THEY HELP REGULATE NUCLEAR HOMEOSTASIS AND KEEP U LOOKIN’ YOUNG!

SO, IF U WANNA STAY FOREVER YOUNG IN MINECRAFT, COME JOIN US! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF U DIG DEEP ENOUGH, U MIGHT JUST FIND THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH!

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE TALKING LLAMAS THAT CAN TEACH U HOW TO FLY? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! FLYING LLAMAS! SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR CRAZY, WACKY, AND TOTALLY INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER NOW!

Avalon

armor, Auctions, avalon, base building, Bosses, Classes, Crafting, Loot drops, market, Minecraft, Npcs, Pets, Plugins, Quests, RPG, Skills, smp, Spells, TOWN, Towny, weapons

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Dragon Eggs Found:	6786
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

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Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own and conquer the Great Evil in an mmoRPG adventure with elements from Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft.

Features:

90+ plugins
300+ NPCs
6 Chapters with 200+ quests
14 final bosses with daily loot drops
Various classes to choose from
Keep Inventory enabled
Custom skills, magic spells, armor, weapons, and crafting
Co-operative Towny environment
Global Market system and more

Server Rules

[1] No griefing or stealing

[2] No scamming

[3] Be respectful

[4] Be ethical

[5] Use common sense

Wolf Den Adventures 1.21.3

1.21.3, 2014, Adventures, Anime, beautiful animation, Coming of Age, Den, Drama, emotions, family, FANTASY, film, Heartwarming, japanese animation, love, memorable soundtrack, Motherhood, Movie, relatable characters, storytelling, strong female lead, tearjerker, unique concept, Wolf, Wolf Children

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5208	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Dude, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a virtual paradise for gamers, but like, on crack.

Imagine a world where you can build your own dream house, but instead of boring old bricks, you can use rainbow blocks that shoot out glitter when you step on them.

And get this, there are unicorns roaming around that you can ride into battle against evil zombie villagers. It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a fantasy novel on steroids.

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane Minecraft server? It’s like a crazy acid trip without the bad trip part, man.

CraftyCops: No Trespassing Zone

annoying situation, calling the police, community boundaries, CraftyCops, Forest, home office meetings, kids trespassing, Loud kids, neighborhood kids, noise disturbance, parental response, peaceful resolution, playing in forest, playing in yard, property rights, quiet needed, suburban neighborhood, Trees, trespassing, WIBTA, working from home, Zone

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of kids invading your forest and disrupting your work-from-home meetings? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can build your own peaceful paradise without any noisy neighbors. No need to call the police here, just grab your pickaxe and start crafting your dream world. Plus, our server is so quiet, you’ll forget those pesky kids ever existed. Join now for a serene gaming experience like no other!

BabyBoomCraft

#newborns, 9 years, BabyBoomCraft, birthrate, demographics, east asia, economic impact, Family Planning, fertility rate, first time, government policy, Korea, long-term effects, maternal health, parenting, Population, population growth, rebounds, social trends, societal changes, statistics

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

LOL join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the birthrate in Korea rebounding after 9 years! u know u wanna be part of dis epic comeback story! come build ur own virtual baby boom with us, where the only limit is ur imagination! we got crazy challenges, like trying to raise a virtual family of 10 kids in one tiny virtual house! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like Korea’s birthrate going up up up! so come join us and be part of dis epic rebirth, where anything is possible!