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Dei Hires Minecraft SMP Lectures

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where rightwingers are lining up to get lectured by dei hires! Why, you ask? Because they just can’t resist the thrill of being the victim or showing off their slavish bootlicking skills to niggers! It’s a crazy world out there, and we’re here to embrace the chaos. So come on, join us and see what outrageous adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Apologies Mine Server

apologies, drained, Eepy, exhausted, FATIGUE, feeling sorry, lacking energy, moid, need downtime, need nap, need relaxation, need rest, need sleep, Server, sleep deprived, sleepiness, sleepy, Sorry., tired, worn out

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll never want to log off!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil zombie chickens who are trying to take over the server. And don’t forget about our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where you can strut your stuff and show off your bling to all the other players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our extreme parkour challenge where you have to jump from block to block while dodging flying pigs?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t be saying “sorry moid.. im too eepy” on this server!

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Community

blockg, blocky, Community, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin Crew, game discussion, Gaming, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, Rapzilla Edition, smp, Spooky Month, TANKMEN, thread theme

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
New Chunks Explored:	599427	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’re like the Friday Night Funkin’ General, but in blocky form. Join us as we discuss the game, fan-made creations, and all the series that have crossed over with Friday Night Funkin’ – like TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

In Week #2735, we’re having a Rapzilla Edition where you can battle it out with your friends in epic rap battles. And guess what? The PLAYABLE PICO UPDATE IS OUT NOW! Get ready to groove to the funky beats and show off your sick moves.

Download and play the game, join the modding community, and get all the help and resources you need to make your Minecraft experience even more funky. And don’t forget to check out our OP Template, Thread Theme, and last week’s shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and let’s get funky together!

YellowStone

1.8.9, Minecraft, Parkour, play.pvpyellowstone.com, PvP, Server, Skypvp, Yellowstone

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0

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Slurp City Minecraft Server

city, comedic, comedic noise, comedic sound, Drinking, Eating, exaggerated, exaggerated drinking, exaggerated eating, exaggerated humor, exaggerated noise, exaggerated slurping, exaggerated sound, funny, funny noise, funny sound, humor, loud, Minecraft, onomatopoeia, Server, slurp, slurping, sound effect

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Emeralds Found:	8191	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping the hottest tracks in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that tells dad jokes, a secret underground base filled with cake, and a magic wand that turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a shluuuuuuurp of a good time together!

Smartwatches vs Health Bands Minecraft SMP

activity monitoring, bands, comparison, exercise gadgets, exercise tracking, fitness accessories, fitness tracking, fitness wearables, health, health and wellness, health band benefits, health band features, health bands, health technology, health tracking., Minecraft, pros and cons, Smart Devices, smartwatch benefits, smartwatch features, smartwatches, smp, wearable devices, wearable technology

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying unicorn while battling a giant chicken boss for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted potato? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

craft projects, craft supplies, creative hobbies, cross stitch, diy projects, embroidery designs, embroidery thread, fabric art, Faxkép, faxkép fonal, fonal, handmade gifts, Minecraft, needlepoint, needlework, PALS, PIXEL, quilting, Server, sewing materials, stitching, textile art, thread spools

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than Faxkép fonal! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined Faxkép fonal and was immediately greeted by a talking llama who led them on a wild adventure through a pixelated jungle filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. The player had to battle a giant chicken boss with a diamond sword while riding a rainbow-colored unicorn. And guess what? They won a lifetime supply of virtual cookies as a reward!

But that’s not all! On Faxkép fonal, you can build your own floating castle made entirely out of marshmallows and cotton candy. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join Faxkép fonal today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Geo Maxxer AMA Minecraft SMP

60k, AMA, arequipa, CC info, charges, cusco, Football hooligans, geo, Geomaxxer, height, LIMA, locals, MANLET, maxxer, Minecraft, peru, Phillipines, pickpocketed, REFUNDED, Riot Police, robbed, să, Safe Place, smp, steal, Tourists, Women

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Farms Harvested:	810	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of being a manlet in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and you can MOG the locals based on your building skills alone! Peru is basically the Phillipines of our server, where you can stand in the middle of a crowd of hooligans without getting robbed or pickpocketed. Just watch out for those sneaky women trying to steal your diamonds! Join us for a safe and adventurous experience, where even if someone steals your CC info, it’s easily replaced with no harm done. Start your journey in Peru for a year or two with 60k diamonds waiting for you!

Need You So Bad Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Potions Brewed:	129	Players Killed by Monsters:	8958
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the land of unicorns and rainbows. But beware, there’s a mischievous group of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop!

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a magical diamond pickaxe that can turn any block into a giant cake! Yes, you heard that right, a CAKE! So come join us and help us defeat the evil chickens and save the server from their clutches.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Tracy’s Tuesday Hotdog Lover Minecraft SMP

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, gvh download, hotdog, Hotdog Lover, I Wani Hug That Gator, Lover, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, Tracy, Tracys, TUESDAY

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can hug gators, play Snoot Game, and listen to the epic Snoot Game OST on repeat!

But wait, there’s more! We have Snootboorus for all your fan art needs, a Snoot fic spreadsheet for all your fan fiction desires, and even Snoot AI chatbots to keep you company when your friends aren’t online. And don’t forget about our collection of Blender and Low Poly models for all your building needs.

Join now for a chance to experience the madness of our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and become a part of our crazy Minecraft family!