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Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Potions Brewed:	130
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dimension Hops:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	305	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

BlockyHurtHaven

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

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Zonikyo Network

Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, Gamemodes, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Zonikyo Network

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	8433	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

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Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

Celestial, Champion, Conquer, conqueror, deity, Divine, DOMINATE, Gods, long tail, Minecraft, omnipotent, Overcome, phase, Powerful, prevail, Reign, Server, success, SUPREME, triumph, Victory, winning

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	173	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

achievement, athlete, Chads, Competition, determination, emotions, ENERGY, EXCITEMENT, feeling, football, Happiness, inspiration, messi, Minecraft, mood, motivation, positivity, smp, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4775
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

INDEPENDENCE, Needed, personal growth, realization, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reliance, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-determination, self-empowerment, self-reliant, self-responsibility, SoloCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

Canadian sovereignty, controversy, CraftyTrudeau, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, India, India-Canada relations, international law, international politics, justin trudeau, mistake, Oops, political fallout, political statement, Prime Minister of Canada, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, trudeau, VIOLATION

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?