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CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!

#Bassline, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, Carnelian, Corroserum, CraftyKnights, Dorothy, Fiammetta, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, KR, LEE, meets, Minecraft, passenger, Quercus, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

Join us for a crazy ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus – they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, ready to take down any mob that comes their way.

But wait, there’s more! How about a showdown with 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Or maybe you’d prefer a feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain – the tastiest event this side of the End Portal.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got 6* Defender Penance and 6* Caster Carnelian waiting for you in the CN content section. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your enchanted diamond sword – things are about to get real.

LOLz9K Humiliation Server

approach, empowerment, gender dynamics, Humiliation, incel, internet culture, LOLz9K, Loneliness, mental health, online communities, personal growth, r9k, rejection, Rituals, self improvement, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Interaction, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7905
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

all time, Anime, Characters, Crafty, CREEPERS, Mainstream, Manga, Minecraft, most overrated, overhyped, Overrated, Overrated anime, overrated art, overrated comic, overrated culture, overrated entertainment, overrated fiction, overrated graphic novel, overrated literature, Overrated manga, overrated media, overrated series, overrated story, Play, Popular

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8235	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

Blocky Life LOLz

1. Life purpose, blocky, deep thoughts 3. Life’s journey, existential crisis 2. Meaning of life, inner exploration, introspection, introspective journey, Life, life’s meaning, life’s mysteries, life’s purpose 4. Purposeful living, lolz, philosophical pondering, questioning existence, seeking answers, seeking truth, Self Discovery, self reflection, Soul searching, spiritual awakening

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

Assassination, Conflict, Crisis, escalation, Flight 752, general, International Airlines, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, plane, Politics, PvP, Qasem Soleimani, RETALIATION, Retribution, Soleimani, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, Unpredictable, War, world, world news

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

4chan, forum, funny, humor, imageboard, internet culture, internet history, internet phenomenon, Meme culture, memes, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, pants, PantsShitting, reaction, Server, Shit, ten years ago, this made, V, viral, viral sensation

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	174
Love Letters Sent:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

albania, albanians, BALKANS, blocks, building, Crafty, culture, diaspora, eastern europe, ethnicity, expatriates, Flag, heritage, Identity, immigration, kosovo, Larping, Living, Nationality, patriotism, Politics, society, Traditions

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

2B-ANON, Chaos, CraftyFantasyVS, dlc, EU tournament, F2P rotation, FANTASY, FERRY-ANON, Fun, gbvsg, granblue, Granblue Fantasy VS, Latam, Match Replays., meets, Minecraft, NA tournament, Nuuvem, patch notes, PC lobby, Resources, Seox Battlepass, Sho-san, Steam page, Twitter hashtags, Vane Character Guide

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

Blocky Bizarre Adventures

A certain man, active stand, Adventures, altercations, attractive, big dick energy, BIZARRE, blocky, Durability, growth potential, heal condition, Jojo stand concepts, Love machine, lover’s husbands, mystic aura, non-violent nature, Precision, Prince, RANGE, rasputin, song-based stands, SPEED, Stand cry, Stats, strength, survive damage, WOMAN

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Votes:	9144
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Banquet

action, Adventure, anime adaptation, Banquet, blocky, Character development, Cooking, cute, dungeon crawling, dungeon meshi, FANTASY, Food, friendship, humor, japanese manga, Manga, manga series, Marcille, Monsters, ongoing series, teamwork, weekly updates

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Towns Built:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!