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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 1287 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 38 |
Villages Defended: | 14 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
Join us for epic races on pigback, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle! And don’t worry about getting lost, because our server is equipped with a GPS system that leads you straight to the nearest treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Speedy Steve, a player who moves so fast, he once outran a horde of zombies while juggling TNT! Rumor has it, if you can beat Speedy Steve in a race, he’ll grant you three wishes (within reason, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Leave those slowpokes behind and join us in the fast lane for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!