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Minecraft SMP: PointyMcPointFace

anticipation, Competition, Defeat, determination, EXCITEMENT, fired up, Focus, foreigners, IN THE POINTS, International, Minecraft, motivation, no longer laughing, PointyMcPointFace, Preparation, Ready, smp, sp, sports, strategy, Teams, teamwork, Victory

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2088
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our annual “Chicken Jousting” tournament where players ride chickens and try to knock each other off with sticks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like Creeper Dodgeball and Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our insane world of Minecraft madness!

BabyBlockParty

aita, anxiety attack, Baby name, BabyBlockParty, Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanism, friend’s baby, friend’s kid, healing, little one, mental health, Nickname, ptsd, PTSD trigger, suggestion, Support, Therapy, Trauma, trigger word, Understanding

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Void Gems Collected:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of emotions and triggers, just like this player’s friend naming their baby a trigger word! But don’t worry, we’ve got therapy sessions in-game to help you cope with any PTSD triggers.

Come on in and experience the chaos of trying to navigate friendships while dealing with past trauma. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new nickname for yourself that doesn’t send you into a full-blown anxiety attack! Join now and let the triggering adventures begin!

BoomTownCraft

A bomb, BoomTownCraft, commemoration, controversy, Diplomacy, exclusion, global peace efforts, hiroshima, historical event, international relations, Israel, Mayor, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, peace ceremony, Peacebuilding, political statement, Remembrance, war survivors, world war II

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not like a-bomb, but like the bomb diggity. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s wild, man.

and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we’re totally cool with it. it’s all part of the fun, you know?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic. you can ride it while dodging lava and fireballs. it’s a real adrenaline rush, let me tell ya.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those laser-shooting cows, they’re a real trip.

CraftyQueers

acceptance, athleticism, Community, Competition, CraftyQueers, dating scene, Dedication, Diversity, fit people, Gay, interests, LGBTQ, love, Olympic athlete, Passion, perseverance, pride, relationships, romance, sports

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
New Chunks Explored:	286172	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

are you tired of being surrounded by normies in other minecraft servers? come join our server where only the most fabulous gay Olympic athletes are allowed! imagine building your dream castle with a bunch of ripped hunks in speedos, all while discussing the latest gossip from the Olympic village.

our server is filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn horses, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away. not to mention, our diamond swords are bedazzled with Swarovski crystals for that extra touch of glamour.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the fabulousness of being a gay Olympic athlete in the world of minecraft! who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds.

SpermlessAI – 100% Accurate Infertility Predictor

Accurate, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, diagnostic testing., genetic testing, Healthcare Technology, infertility, infertility diagnosis, male infertility, male reproductive system, medical breakthrough, non-obstructive azoospermia, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, predictive accuracy, predictive analytics, predictive modeling, predictive testing, Predictor, reproductive health, semen analysis, SpermlessAI

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ores Mined:	4080
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Star Shards Collected:	228
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8

so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.

join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

EconomySMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Economy Cracked Countries Civilization War Building PvP Towny Quests Events Roleplay Custom Plugins Community Adventure Trading Mining Crafting Farming, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	136

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Dimension Hops:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Votes:	6131
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

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MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Emeralds Found:	2475
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Star Shards Collected:	246	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!