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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 5506 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 882 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
