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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 578 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | New Chunks Explored: | 34946 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party every night. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And the best part is, the currency on the server is actually chocolate bars, so you can trade for diamonds with a Kit Kat! Plus, we have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. So come join us and let’s make some wacky memories together!
Also, I’m listening to the Minecraft parody of “Despacito” on repeat, it’s fire 🔥🔥🔥.
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