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Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

So-Freaking-EPIC Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is located in the mystical land of Florida, where the palm trees are made of diamonds and the beaches are filled with creepers sunbathing. Who wouldn’t want to build their base in such a luxurious location?

2. Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

3. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Dive in and claim your riches, but beware of the guardian squids who are fiercely protective of their loot!

4. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… llamas! That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell items using these quirky and lovable creatures. Just make sure to keep them away from the cacti, they have a tendency to get a little prickly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest and most absurd adventures you’ll ever experience! Remember, Florida for blue!

NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Items Found:	4133	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a noob who dared to challenge our server’s top player. Let’s just say, he didn’t stand a chance! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire castles in the blink of an eye and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got it. How about a pet creeper that dances to dubstep? We’ve got that too. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.

LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1298	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5917	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Emeralds Found:	5797	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.

MidwestCraft: JohnDeereLayoffs

agriculture, Economy, employment, factory relocation, industrial shift, job cuts, job cuts announcement, Job Displacement, job loss, job market, john deere, JohnDeereLayoffs, labor force, Layoffs, Manufacturing, mass layoffs, mexico, Midwest, MidwestCraft, outsourcing, production shift, workforce reduction

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	2475
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	7

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ JOHN DEERE BE LAYIN’ OFF PEEPS IN DA MIDWEST AND SHIFTIN’ TO MEXICO, BUT WE AIN’T LAYIN’ OFF NO ONE, WE BE BUILDIN’ A MINECRAFT EMPIRE INSTEAD! COME JOIN US AND HELP US TAKE OVER DA VIRTUAL WORLD WITH OUR FARMING SKILLS AND INSANE REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS. PLUS, WE GOT PIG RACES EVERY SUNDAY AND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY TRUE PLAYERS CAN FIND. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW BEFORE JOHN DEERE TAKES OVER DA WHOLE WORLD! #MINECRAFTREVOLUTION #JOHNDEERESUCKS

CoolBeanCraft

barista, Beverage, Caffeine, chilled coffee, coffee, coffee addict, coffee break, coffee lover, coffee shop, Cold brew, cool beans, CoolBeanCraft, drink, iced beverage, iced coffee, iced drink, iced latte, morning pick-me-up, refreshment, specialty drink, summer drink

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5508
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4290	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! ARE YOU BORED OF THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL YA! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY! YOU’LL BE RIDING HIGH ON A PIGGY IN THE SKY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY AND GIVE OUT HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING! AND OUR ZOMBIES THROW DANCE PARTIES EVERY NIGHT! YOU’LL BE GROOVIN’ WITH THE UNDEAD IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

SiphonMC: The server where Earth is flat, you can steal life, start nations, battle bosses, and explore dungeons!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	2496	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4874
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	mcf.SiphonMC.net
Bedrock IP	19132
Console add friend	PlaySiphonMC

Experience the best of both worlds at SiphonMC: immerse yourself in the safety of Survival SMP with keep-inventory and protected creations, or embrace the thrill of Nations Lifesteal, where raiding is a way of life on our 1:1000 Earth Map.

Features:

Survival SMP: Build, explore, and thrive with keep-inventory and creation protection.
Nations Lifesteal: Raid and conquer on a massive Earth Map, where every victory counts.
Custom Gear Sets: Equip yourself with unique gear tailored for your conquests.
Progressive Dungeons: Conquer dungeons that evolve with your journey, offering greater challenges and rewards.
Daily Boss Fights: Test your mettle against formidable bosses every day and claim epic loot.

CLAIM YOUR FREE RANK NOW by joining today!

Connect & Dive Deeper:

Discord: https://discord.gg/siphonmc
Wiki: wiki.siphonmc.com

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP address mcf.SiphonMC.net or the Bedrock IP 19132.
What are the different game modes available?	There are two main game modes available: Survival SMP and Nations Lifesteal.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/siphonmc.

Palworld MC Server: Playtime!

Adventure, cute creatures, digital pets, Entertainment, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, indie game, interactive experience, multiplayer, online gaming, palworld, Play, Playtime, role playing, Server, simulation, strategy, Time, video games, virtual-pets

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring!

Join us at Palworld where the grass is literally made of candy and the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs). Our server is so awesome that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding.

But that’s not all, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and show off their dance moves. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

So what are you waiting for? Join Palworld today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

CraftyCopyCats Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Potions Brewed:	169	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Enchantments Applied:	251
Love Letters Sent:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone copies each other’s builds? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Anti-plagiarismbros reign supreme! Our players are so original, they once built a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn made entirely out of diamond blocks. And let’s not forget about our admin, who is so mysterious that his silence is deafening, even when he speaks. Join us if you dare to be different and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Just be prepared for the occasional random llama invasion or spontaneous disco party in the middle of a build battle. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

GrampsWalksMe Minecraft Server

Aisle, anger, appreciation, closeness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotional turmoil, family, father daughter, Generational, GrampsWalksMe, Grandfather, Gratitude, Kindness, love, Minecraft, relationships, Resentment, Server, tradition, VALUES, Wedding

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4979
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have grandfathers walking players down the virtual aisle! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can choose your favorite fruit tree as a gift and have sleepovers in pixelated houses.

Forget about man-child dads, angry curses, and real-life drama – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. So come join us and let your virtual grandfather guide you through the world of Minecraft with love and kindness! #GrandfatherGoals #PixelWedding #MinecraftFamily

CraftyCousinCrib

aita, biological family, blended family, chinese laws, Conflict, CraftyCousinCrib, default, financial help, Harassment, House, Inheritance, loan repayments, Mortgage, moving abroad, new car, real estate market, regret, relative, savings, shanghai, Warning

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3017
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your blended family and crazy cousins! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about mortgage payments or financial woes.

Build your own dream house without the risk of losing it all to Chinese real estate laws. Explore our server and discover hidden treasures that will make you forget all about your cousin’s concrete box of a house.

Don’t be the asshole who doesn’t join our server – come play with us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a new car when you can have a virtual mansion in Minecraft? Join now and leave your family drama behind!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

dietary restrictions, Favorite Food, food addiction, food choices, food cravings, food options, food preferences, food scarcity, food security, food selection, food supply, food survival, food sustainability, food variety, FoodieFrenzy, Long-term Survival, meal planning, Minecraft, nutrition, one food, rest of your life, Server, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Magic Items Found:	6860
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you can only survive off of one food for the rest of your virtual life! But don’t worry, we’ve got all the crazy options you could ever dream of. From diamond-encrusted golden apples to enchanted cake that gives you superpowers, the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Will you choose to sustain yourself on a diet of exclusively rainbow-colored sheep meat? Or perhaps you’ll opt for a diet of nothing but exploding creepers (just kidding, that’s not actually an option… or is it?).

But be warned, choosing your one food wisely is crucial. One wrong move and you could find yourself stuck munching on rotten flesh for eternity. So come on down to our server and let the foodie games begin!

WishCraft: Last Wish Land

acceptance, Afterlife, bucket list, Closure, death, Dying, end of life, final moments, final request, final wish, fulfillment, Goodbye, Land, last wish, Legacy, letting go, passing, Peace, regrets, Surrender, WishCraft, Wishes

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your last wish before dying will be granted! That’s right, whether you want a pet dragon, a diamond castle, or to ride a flying pig, we’ve got you covered. Join now for the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

TeenTerrors Minecraft Server

“Youth, age, argentina, controversy, crime, criminal responsibility, debate, Government, Justice, juvenile offenders, law, Legal System, legislation, Minecraft, Minors, policy, Proposal, punishment, REFORM, Server, Social Issues, teenagers, TeenTerrors

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dimension Hops:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE ARGENTINIAN GOVERNMENT WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE’RE SO COOL, THEY’RE TRYNA LOWER THE AGE OF CRIMINAL RESPONSIBILITY JUST SO THEY CAN PLAY ON OUR SERVER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND PIGS THAT FLY (LITERALLY)! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED. TRUE STORY.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS AND THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY ARGENTINIAN POLITICIANS – THEY MIGHT TRY TO STEAL YOUR LOOT!