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Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mines Excavated:	3650	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

So-Freaking-EPIC Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is located in the mystical land of Florida, where the palm trees are made of diamonds and the beaches are filled with creepers sunbathing. Who wouldn’t want to build their base in such a luxurious location?

2. Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

3. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Dive in and claim your riches, but beware of the guardian squids who are fiercely protective of their loot!

4. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… llamas! That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell items using these quirky and lovable creatures. Just make sure to keep them away from the cacti, they have a tendency to get a little prickly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest and most absurd adventures you’ll ever experience! Remember, Florida for blue!

NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	3366
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a noob who dared to challenge our server’s top player. Let’s just say, he didn’t stand a chance! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire castles in the blink of an eye and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got it. How about a pet creeper that dances to dubstep? We’ve got that too. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.

LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.

All The Mods 10

banned, configs, Custom, Homes, Items, Minecraft, Mods, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Spawn

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Crops Grown:	3485	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12

some servers have items bannned but not this one and plus ive changed some of the configs so u start off with 3 homes and theres a shop at spawn its custom

173.240.154.76:26945

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Donations, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

fl9.bear-land.net

BlockParty – Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trade with them at your own risk, because they are known to be ruthless negotiators.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always beware of the llamas. They’re watching.

Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, All Hail Shadow, Friend, Gaming, generations, Heroes Rise Again, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, obliterating, room, sega, Shadow, Shadow Generations, Shadow the Hedgehog, smp, sonic, sonic and shadow, sonic the hedgehog, sonic x shadow, video games, Waiting, waiting room

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Potions Brewed:	60

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ShadowHeroes.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

But that’s not all! Legend has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of angry chickens armed with enchanted swords. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim its treasures.

And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself, who is said to roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his powers for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and rise again, obliterating everything that’s not your friend in the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play!

ZaPVP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	9

ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

zapvp.hyperlayer.xyz:25635

Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

4chan, Anonymity, chick, digital identity, feminism, gender representation, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet subcultures, internet trends, magnet, Meme culture, Minecraft, online behavior, online communities, online deception, online forums, online personas, Server, social media, trolling, Women

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1209
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5894	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ores Mined:	4708
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dimension Hops:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Votes:	949	Meteorites Collected:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, comedy, Crush, cute, EASY, japanese, Kawaii, lighthearted, love, Manga, Minecraft, Noa, Noa-senpai, Noasenpais, relationship, romance, schoolgirl, senpai, Server, slice of life, STUDENT, too easy

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Votes:	8249	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

Action Skills, Akira Toriyama, avatars, BLOCK, DB The Breakers, DBSDV, Deck Autism, Diamond, dlc, dragon ball, Dragon Ball General, Dragon Ball Multi, Dragon Ball Project, dragon ball sparking, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball Zero, Festival of Universes, fridges, Fusion Appreciation, Future Saga, Gang, Kakarot, M&M6, Minecraft, Namekians, Raiders, SDBH, Shenron, smp, STP medals, survivors, xenoverse 2, XV Booru

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

#youtube, Amazon, Anime, Black, black hair, black plague, bombing Japan., bus, CAR, Ebay, electricity, facebook, Game System, GOOGLE, hair, instagram, Japan, Justinian, Minecraft, moon landing, myspace, nikola tesla, nuclear waste, planet destruction, Richard Trevithick, Rocket, Server, skidoo, song, TANK, Train, useless, Welfare, Wernher von Braun

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Emeralds Found:	2562
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!