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Baby-making Minecraft Madness Server: Are You Impressing the Japanons Yet? Join Now and Make Papa Proud!

Babymaking, children, cultural norms, decision, Expectations, family, Family Planning, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, fulfillment, Future, Happiness, Impressing, Japan, Japanons, Join, Legacy, madness, Minecraft, papa, parenthood, personal growth, pride, Proud, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, societal pressure, traditional values

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Runes Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of living in the real world where you have to worry about adult responsibilities like having kids and making your parents proud? Then come join our Minecraft server where none of that matters!

Instead of worrying about impressing your parents, you can focus on building the most epic castle ever and battling dragons with your friends. And forget about having kids, on our server you can breed llamas and pandas instead!

So come join us and escape the pressures of the real world. Who needs Japanons when you can have a creeper army at your command?

KremlinCraft: No Cuts, Just Blocks

blocks, Cuts, defence spending, defense allocation, defense policy, defense strategy, denial, european union, foreign influence, international relations, KremlinCraft, military budget, military capabilities, military expenditure, Misinformation, national security, nato, Polish government, political tensions, Propaganda, Report, russia, SECURITY

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Divine Spears Created:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	128
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally insane, man. like, the polish government is all up in arms about some report saying they gonna cut 25% of their defense spending. but get this, they blaming it on russia, like what even, bro?

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server, where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house. we got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds.

so, like, forget about politics and come join the fun. who needs defense spending when you got a diamond sword, amirite? come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

OverdraftCraft: No Pay on Holidays!

bank fees, Banking, banking policies, Banks, Federal holidays, fees, finance, financial institutions, financial services, holiday banking, holiday closures, holiday pay, holiday pay policies, holiday scheduling, holidays, money management, overdraft fees, OverdraftCraft, Pay, paycheck delays, paycheck processing, paycheck timing, paychecks

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	9576	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. u can ride on a chicken and shoot laser beams out of ur eyes. our diamonds are made of chocolate and creepers give u hugs instead of exploding. also, if u join our server, u automatically become best friends with Notch and get free pizza every friday. so what r u waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

DOZA Hardcore Minecraft Server

Adventure, Challenging, Community, competitive, DOZA Hardcore, Gaming, hardcore minecraft, hardcore mode, Minecraft, multiplayer, no cheats, No dupes, one life, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Realistic, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7194	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

A typical survival with one small thing… You have 1 life…There is only one rule – No cheats or dupes

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TempissCraft Minecraft Server

destroy, en3, fag enablers, forces, fuwamoco, Girls, Hires, hololive, Minecraft, Poisoning, puts, retard, Server, Shill, Show, SITS, skips, Stars, tempdiarrhea, tempiss, TempissCraft, tempoo, Venue, VID

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8849
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where we hire temps with explosive diarrhea, skip important events for random reasons, and put on shows in venues that can only fit 3,000 people!

But that’s not all – we haven’t killed off all the stars yet, and we even force our players to shill videos with stars on them. Plus, we have fag enablers who just can’t stop talking about how much they love faggots.

And don’t even get us started on our rival server, Niji shit. We don’t even know the names of those losers because we’re too busy causing chaos and mayhem in our own server. So come join us and be a part of the madness – who knows what outrageous adventures await you in our Minecraft world!

HungerCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, challenge, Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, Entertainment, funny, gameplay, Gaming, HG, humor, hungercraft, internet culture, Let’s Play, meme, Minecraft, popular culture, reaction video, Server, the hunger games, video game, viral

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchantments Applied:	132	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5034
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the chaos and madness of our world, where anything can happen!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start throwing TNT at you! Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Yes, you heard that right, a CHICKEN with a TOP HAT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mystical creatures called the “First 24”, who are always causing trouble and chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their madness? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

CakeSmash Minecraft Server

AITAH, CakeSmash, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional outburst, emotional response, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, Guilt, household responsibilities, lack of apology, leaving my smashed cake on the ground, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, perfectionism, seeking forgiveness, seeking validation, self-care, Server, sibling dynamics

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dropping cakes on the floor is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of chaotic kitchen mishaps and emotional meltdowns. Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good cry in the bathroom and have a knack for causing accidental messes.

Experience the thrill of being blamed for everything, just like in real life! Build your own virtual cake only to watch it fall to the ground as your fellow players shout at you for being “stupid and careless.”

But don’t worry, on our server, there’s always a chance for redemption. Will you stand your ground and demand an apology for your fallen cake, or will you run to the bathroom to cry it out like a true Minecraft warrior? The choice is yours!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and chaos of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. And remember, on our server, the messier, the better!

ShopTilUDropCraft

American Eagle, Bath and Body Works, boys trip, DAUGHTER, Fairness, family, Gifts, Gratitude, Happiness, Jealousy, Jeans, Mall, Mascara, Promotion, shopping spree, ShopTilUDropCraft, Siblings, Starbucks, Treats, Ulta, vacation

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Runes Activated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating everyone equally… unless they’re on a boys trip to Michigan! Join us for a wild adventure filled with shopping sprees, Bath and Body Works candles, American Eagle jeans, and Starbucks runs.

Experience the thrill of getting your daughter everything she wants while your son is away, only to have him come back and throw a fit because he didn’t get anything. Will you choose sides in this epic family drama? Will you use your promotion for good or for chaos?

Join us now and navigate through the twists and turns of family dynamics in a world where even Minecraft can’t escape the drama! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

CraftySavings Minecraft Server

budgeting tricks, clever shortcuts, cost-effective solutions, CraftySavings, diy projects, efficient learning, financial literacy, frugal living, innovative techniques, life hacks, Minecraft, money management, money saving tips, practical knowledge, productivity hacks, Resourcefulness, Server, smart spending, thrifty tips, Time management, time saving hacks, unique skills, unusual skills

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Star Shards Collected:	284
Crops Grown:	3504	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret technique that allows you to find diamonds in just five minutes! How, you ask? Well, let’s just say our resident diamond expert, Diamond Dave, has a special connection with the diamond gods and can summon them at will.

But that’s not all! Have you ever wanted to fly in survival mode? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that gives you the ability to sprout wings and soar through the skies like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And don’t worry about falling to your death – our resident healer, Dr. Enderman, is always on standby to teleport you back to safety.

And if you’re tired of building the same old boring houses, fear not! Our server has a special building contest every week where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, once you see the amazing creations our players come up with, you’ll be inspired to build the Minecraft version of the Taj Mahal.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

PvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvP

Abuse, Atrocity, BETRAYAL, brutality, crime, Cruelty, Disturbing, Evil, harm, heinous, Horror, Inhumanity, perpetrator, PvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvP, Shocking.., Traumatic, unforgivable, Victim, violence, witnessed, worst thing

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Have you ever witnessed someone build a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks just to flex on their friends? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic builds, and a community of players who are always up to no good (in the best way possible, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Battle of the Blocks” event, where players compete in epic PvP battles using nothing but…you guessed it, blocks! Will you be the last one standing on a tower made of obsidian? Or will you fall into a pit of lava while trying to build your way to victory? The only way to find out is to join us and experience the chaos for yourself.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, look no further! Join us today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and maybe even a little bit confused. Just remember, on our server, anything goes – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

BolsonaroCraft: MoneyLaunderingFun

Accountability, bolsonaro, BolsonaroCraft, Brazil, charges, Corruption, criminal association, Ethics, ex-president, Government, indictment, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, money laundering, MoneyLaunderingFun, Police, Political, scandal, sources, transparency

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	482	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Star Shards Collected:	166	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

so, like, this server is like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got ex-President Bolsonaro playing with us, but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret. he’s, like, totally into money laundering and criminal association, but, like, who isn’t, amirite? come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even learn some new tricks from our ex-president friend. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.