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Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Divine Spears Created:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	214153	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Villages Defended:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a fancy diamond sword, only to realize you didn’t actually need it? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where you can spend all your virtual diamonds on virtual items that you definitely don’t need but will make you look super cool!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to give you unlimited hunger satisfaction and the ability to ride pigs into battle. Trust us, you’ll never need to eat another virtual steak again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Creeper. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Disco Creeper in a dance-off, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Who needs a diamond sword when you can have three wishes?!

So come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unnecessary Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures and unnecessary purchases await you!

RegretCraft: No Ragrets

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Potions Brewed:	47	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to regret anything ever again! Our server is like a magical unicorn that grants wishes, except instead of wishes, it’s just really awesome gameplay.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and suddenly found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly pigs who taught them how to build a castle out of bacon. Another player stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds, but instead of keeping them for themselves, they decided to share with the entire server and everyone lived happily ever after.

So come join us and make all your Minecraft dreams come true! Who needs regrets when you can have epic adventures and bacon castles?

HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	147

So, like, this server is so lit that even the Houthis in Yemen are like “we gotta get in on this action!” They straight up seized UN staffers and aid workers just to get the deets on how to join this epic Minecraft server.

I mean, if a group of rebels in the Middle East are willing to risk it all just to play on this server, you know it’s gotta be good. Join now before you get kidnapped by rebels too! lolz.

BlockyHostageFamFun

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

so like, this server is like, so crazy, man. you gotta join because there are hostages being held in buildings next to where you spawn. it’s like a real-life drama playing out in Minecraft. you can be the hero and save them or just ignore them and keep building your epic castle.

also, there are families living in those buildings too. imagine the drama and chaos that will unfold as you try to navigate your way through the server. will you be a good neighbor and help them out, or will you just steal their crops and run away laughing? the choice is yours, my friend.

and we even have first footage of the craziness happening on the server. you won’t believe your eyes when you see what’s going down. it’s like a soap opera mixed with a survival game. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

SitDownCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	55	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Yo, wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appear outta nowhere and start breakdancing around you. But wait, it gets even better! You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best moves. And guess what? You’re the guest of honor! So come on and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

NoceboCraft: Antidepressant Withdrawal Fun!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	151	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	197	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5608	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

So, like, have you ever been on a Minecraft server that makes you feel like you’re on antidepressants? Well, this server is like that, but in a good way, ya know? Like, you’ll be so happy and chill that you won’t even need those meds anymore!

Join this server and say goodbye to all your worries and sadness, because we got the cure for ya! And get this, one in three people who leave our server actually start feeling withdrawals because they miss it so much! It’s like a virtual antidepressant that you can’t get enough of!

But wait, there’s more! Half of those symptoms are just in your head, man! It’s all in your mind, like a placebo effect but the opposite! So come on over and let us blow your mind with our crazy fun and good vibes. You won’t regret it, trust me.

Zab Grief ɪᴘ: zabgrief.falixsrv.me Minecraft server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Potions Brewed:	44	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Votes:	2724
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

The owner of the server “Zab Grief zabgrief.falixsrv.me” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

eu1-free.falixserver.net:31893

Resurgence: Where chaos reigns, friendships are tested, and creepers blow up your hard work.

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
24/7 Raiding
PvP Allowed (and encouraged)
Custom curated modpack
Updated recipes for balance
13k x 13k World border
Fresh Wipe
End Dimension wipes monthly
Active development team
Chill active playerbase

FAQ:

Q: Is hacking or cheating allowed on this server?

A: No, hacks/dupes or cheats are bannable on this server.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Follow the steps mentioned in the post to join the server using the IP provided.

Q: What version of Minecraft is required to play on this server?

A: Minecraft version 1.12.2 is required.

Q: Can I join the official Discord for this server?

A: Yes, you can join the official Discord using the provided link.

Q: What mods are included in the modpack for this server?

A: The mod list includes Thaumcraft 6, Ender IO, Tinker’s, Forestry, Better Bees, Thermal expansion, Tech Guns, Redstone Flux, ProjectRed, Extra Utilities 2, Buildcraft RF, AE2 wireless, Applied Energistics, and more mods catering to a war-like experience.

4ChanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9949	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mysteries of 4chan are unraveled! Join us as we explore the depths of the internet’s most confusing questions, like why it’s called 4chan when there’s clearly more than 4 channels.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, and hunting for the elusive diamond-encrusted meme sword.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary secret channel that holds the key to unlocking the ultimate power of memes in Minecraft. So come join us and see why this server is the dankest place to be in the world of blocks and pixels!

LOLcraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of getting trolled by CC on /int/? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from their shenanigans! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from CC’s pranks. Rumor has it that if you defeat CC in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show CC who’s boss!