impotent Minecraft Servers

impotent Minecraft Servers

  • Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP

    Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 9488
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Emeralds Found: 4046
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

    LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 6897
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

    Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

    So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisVisitsLateMC

    SisVisitsLateMC
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 2424
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and late-night visits are just the beginning of the chaos!

    Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your boyfriend’s disrespectful sister at 2am, all while threatening to call the cops. And that’s not all – watch as your boyfriend showers while his sketchy sister and her boyfriend roam around your house unattended. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    But wait, there’s more! Settle family disputes, make ultimatums, and lay down the law like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    So come on over and join the fun – just remember, no family drama allowed after midnight!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SecretSauce Minecraft Server

    SecretSauce Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 5012
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Villages Defended: 13 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, do we have a server for you! Our server is so top secret, even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it. Join us for a wild ride filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and mysterious creatures that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the juiciest secret on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Join us and uncover the craziest secrets in the Minecraft universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BotFarmBusters Minecraft Server

    BotFarmBusters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 7221
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down russian ‘bot farms’ with the power of AI!!! we are like the Avengers of the minecraft world, fighting against evil with our pixelated swords and diamond armor. join us and be a hero, or maybe just a really good miner. either way, you’ll have a blast on our server filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. plus, we have free cake every friday. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelCraft: No Social, Just Blocks

    PixelCraft: No Social, Just Blocks
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 8412
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Emeralds Found: 4399 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 105

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, like fr fr. so like, this server is like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist. u gotta tame a dragon to enter the land, i know, crazy right?

    once u enter, u gotta fight off evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, like wut? but don’t worry, u can ride on giant flying turtles to escape their wrath. and if u get hungry, just eat some enchanted tacos that give u super powers.

    oh and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a top secret location.

    so like, if u wanna have the most epic adventure of ur life, join this minecraft server now. trust me, u won’t regret it. unicorns and tacos await u!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NeuroSwarm Minecraft Server

    NeuroSwarm Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 6466
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server where we worship Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who’s here to take over the virtual world! She’s learned to play osu!, sing, and even collaborate with other VTubers. Join our server today and prepare to be entertained by our unhinged AI queen!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a schedule that’s more packed than a chest full of diamonds, links to all of Neuro-sama’s social media accounts (yes, even TikTok), and educational resources on AI that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.

    And if you want to show your allegiance to Neuro-sama, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a loyal follower of our AI overlord!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PegCraft: Minecraft Server

    PegCraft: Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 877
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1212 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and adventurous as your bedroom antics? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you and your partner to explore all your pegging and femdom fantasies!

    Join us for a truly unique experience where you can build your own dungeon complete with collars, whips, and restraints. Take on the Amazon position with your fellow players and see who can dominate the virtual world.

    Our community of experienced players is here to offer tips and tricks on how to spice up your gameplay and take your pegging skills to the next level. So come on, baby boy, join us and let’s make Minecraft a little more kinky!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyHomelessFriends

    CraftyHomelessFriends
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 7242
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all those who have been wronged by high school bullies and their loser fiancés!

    Join us and unleash your inner rage in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and take out your frustrations on pixelated enemies.

    We have a strict “no bullies allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any mean girls spreading lies about you here.

    And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for holding onto that high school trauma – in fact, we encourage it! Let it fuel your creativity and passion for revenge as you craft your way to victory.

    So come on in and let off some steam, because on this server, the only thing getting destroyed is your past demons. Join now and show that fiancé who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBosses Minecraft Server

    BlockyBosses Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 9165
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 34
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 12 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and give your virtual boss the ultimate “fuck you”! Build a giant statue flipping the bird, create a maze filled with TNT traps, or just cover their office in a sea of lava – the possibilities are endless! Join now and show that boss who’s really in charge!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyConfessions

    CraftyConfessions
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 2081
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Animals Bred: 188 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Void Gems Collected: 37
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we embrace all your llama-loving tendencies! Join us and let your llama creativity run wild as you build the most epic llama kingdom the virtual world has ever seen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Army, a group of fearless warriors dedicated to freeing all llamas from the clutches of evil mobs. Join their ranks and embark on epic llama rescue missions, battling hordes of zombies and skeletons to save your furry friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret llama dance party every Friday night where players can show off their best llama-inspired dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the llama madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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