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Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP

anger, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, Defeat, Frustration, helplessness, impotent, INABILITY, Incompetence, Japan, johnny’s, koreans, Minecraft, powerlessness, protest, resistance, smp, social media, STOP, Struggle, twitter, WORSE

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
New Chunks Explored:	264743	Divine Spears Created:	16
Zombie Dances:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

AsianWife4Hire Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Asian culture, Asian woman, AsianWife4Hire, cross-cultural marriage, cultural blending, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, Diversity, family, global relationships, interracial marriage, long-term commitment, love, Marriage, marriage preferences, marriage traditions, Minecraft, relationships, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, traditional values

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why, you ask? Because why not?!

2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Plus, they’re super cute!

3. We have a floating island made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you read that right. CHEESE. Need I say more?

4. Our server events include epic battles with giant mutant chickens and dance parties with talking sheep. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself! Who knows, you might even find true love with an Asian woman in your country while you’re at it.

Peevengers: No Stops, Just Blocks!

aita, blocks, Boys, cousin, cousins, Driving, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, emergency, family, gas station, highway, Humiliation, mad, not pulling over, Pee, pee break, Peevengers, Siblings, Stops, tmi, travel urinal

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a safe and pee-free environment for all players! Just like the OP’s cousin, Joseph, who had a little accident in the car, you never know when nature will call while you’re playing. But fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “pee-vention” policy in place to ensure that all players have access to travel urinals in case of emergencies.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your virtual world while holding in your bladder like never before! Who needs gas stations when you have a Minecraft server that’s always ready to accommodate your urgent needs? So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together as we navigate the wild world of Minecraft and bodily functions! Remember, on our server, there’s never a dull moment – or a dry pair of pants!

FactoidFrenzy Minecraft Server

astonishing facts, bizarre information, curious facts, FactoidFrenzy, fascinating tidbits, Fun facts, interesting facts, intriguing facts, little known facts, mind blowing facts, Minecraft, obscure facts, Random facts, remarkable knowledge, Server, surprising facts, Trivia, uncommon knowledge, uncommon trivia, unique facts, unknown knowledge, unusual information, weird facts

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	7539	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mines Excavated:	3236

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds and emeralds? It’s true! Our server is home to the legendary Llama Knights who roam the land in search of epic loot and hilarious adventures. Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RegrettableSecretsMC

BETRAYAL, confession, discretion, friendship, Guilt, Honesty, mistake, privacy, regret, RegrettableSecretsMC, relationship, secret, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3998
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spill all your juiciest secrets!

Join us and confess that time you accidentally ate a whole cake meant for your friend’s birthday, or the time you tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly (spoiler alert: it didn’t).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Secret Society of Sheep, where members dress up as sheep and plot world domination. Will you join their woolly ranks or stand against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of secrets, sheep, and shenanigans! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless someone spills the beans to a creeper).

RedstoneRiot Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Combat, Conflict, death, dies, Ex-SDF, extremism, Foreign, International, intervention, member, Military, Minecraft, News, Politics, RedstoneRiot, Russian forces, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, Tragedy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Runes Activated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Join our epic Minecraft server and avoid the fate of this poor SDF member who thought he could take on the Russian forces in Ukraine! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about real life drama and get lost in a world of blocky adventures and epic battles. Plus, we have a secret stash of enchanted diamonds hidden in the depths of the Nether – only the bravest players can find them! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDefenceEU

Alliance, border control, cooperation, CraftyDefenceEU, Cyber Security, Defense, defense spending, Europe, Gaps, Infrastructure, intelligence, Military, nato, Protection, readiness, response, SECURITY, strategy, Surveillance, Threats, vulnerabilities

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

lol, u know what’s more fun than gaping holes in defences? our minecraft server, where u can build ur own defences and protect ur land from creepers and zombies and all that jazz. join us for a wild ride of crafting, exploring, and maybe even finding some hidden treasure (jk, there’s no treasure, but it sounded cool). plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamond swords and enchanted armor, so u better join before someone else raids it. come on, what are u waiting for? NATO can handle their own holes, but can u handle the challenge of our server? join now and let the madness begin!

ChoreCraft: Karate Kid Edition

1980s, ChoreCraft, Chores, classic, Coming of Age, Dedication, discipline, Edition, friendship, karate, Kid, Kids, life lessons, Martial Arts, Mentorship, Movie, Mr. Miyagi, Nostalgia, older people, perseverance, The Karate Kid, Tricked, wax on wax off

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some blocks and stuff, when suddenly you see this server and you’re like, “Whoa, what’s this all about?” Well, let me tell ya, this server is like the Karate Kid of Minecraft servers.

You know how the Karate Kid had to do all those crazy chores for Mr. Miyagi? Well, on this server, you gotta do all these wacky tasks for the admins. But get this, the admins are actually ancient Minecraft masters who will teach you secret techniques to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

I’m talkin’ karate-choppin’ creepers, roundhouse kickin’ zombies, and judo-flippin’ skeletons. Plus, rumor has it that if you complete all the tasks, you’ll unlock the legendary Diamond Fist of Fury, which lets you punch through bedrock like it’s butter.

So, if you wanna become a Minecraft ninja and learn from the best, join this server now! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got the power of karate on your side?

FlyFrenzyMC – Reduce, Reuse, Fly!

Australian scientists, bioengineering, Black soldier flies, climate change mitigation, common fly species, environmental sustainability, Fly, FlyFrenzyMC, genetic modification, genetically engineer, innovative technology, insect bioconversion, insect farming, methane emissions, organic waste, planet-warming methane, Reduce, reuse, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable solutions, waste decomposition, waste management, waste recycling, waste reduction

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1221	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Potions Brewed:	50	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? Australian scientists be out here playin’ God and shiz, genetically engineerin’ flies to eat all our trash. Like, these flies be eatin’ up all the garbage, helpin’ save the planet from global warmin’ and stuff. And get this, they even eatin’ up that stank methane that comes from organic waste breakin’ down. It’s like a fly buffet up in here, fam. Join our Minecraft server and be part of the fly revolution, where we build a world where flies rule and trash drools. It’s gonna be lit, trust.

Therg Craft

activities, Adventure, Bedwars, Community, Diverse, dynamic, Events, Experience, game modes, in game, KitPvP, Minecraft, MONEY, Prizes, PvP, Server, Skills, Survival, Survival Games, Therg Craft, Thrilling, vibrant

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Welcome to Therg Craft, a dynamic Minecraft server offering a variety of exciting game modes including Survival, PvP, and BedWars. Join us for regular in-game events where you can showcase your skills and even win real money prizes. Our vibrant community and diverse activities ensure there’s always something thrilling to experience. Dive into Therg Craft and start your adventure today!

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LmaoCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, Absurdity, amusement, Chuckle, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, internet, JOKE, LAUGHING, lmao, LMAOcraft, meme, Minecraft, prank, reaction, Ridiculous, Server, social media, viral, Who did this

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Lmao Who did this?