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Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	4046
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6897
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

SisVisitsLateMC

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, Controlling, Cops, DISRESPECTFUL, family, late night, living arrangement, ring camera, sister, SisVisitsLateMC, Sketchy, temporary living, threatening, unacceptable hours, Visit, wrong, Yelling

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and late-night visits are just the beginning of the chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your boyfriend’s disrespectful sister at 2am, all while threatening to call the cops. And that’s not all – watch as your boyfriend showers while his sketchy sister and her boyfriend roam around your house unattended. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Settle family disputes, make ultimatums, and lay down the law like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on over and join the fun – just remember, no family drama allowed after midnight!

SecretSauce Minecraft Server

Minecraft, SecretSauce, Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, do we have a server for you! Our server is so top secret, even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it. Join us for a wild ride filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and mysterious creatures that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the juiciest secret on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Join us and uncover the craziest secrets in the Minecraft universe!

BotFarmBusters Minecraft Server

ai, Allies, bot farm, BotFarmBusters, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital defense, digital threats, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, global security, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Minecraft, online manipulation, Propaganda, Russian, Server, social media, Technology, U.S

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down russian ‘bot farms’ with the power of AI!!! we are like the Avengers of the minecraft world, fighting against evil with our pixelated swords and diamond armor. join us and be a hero, or maybe just a really good miner. either way, you’ll have a blast on our server filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. plus, we have free cake every friday. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!

PixelCraft: No Social, Just Blocks

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Emeralds Found:	4399	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, like fr fr. so like, this server is like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist. u gotta tame a dragon to enter the land, i know, crazy right?

once u enter, u gotta fight off evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, like wut? but don’t worry, u can ride on giant flying turtles to escape their wrath. and if u get hungry, just eat some enchanted tacos that give u super powers.

oh and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a top secret location.

so like, if u wanna have the most epic adventure of ur life, join this minecraft server now. trust me, u won’t regret it. unicorns and tacos await u!

NeuroSwarm Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, AI resources, AI tutorials, collaborating, Educational, Gaming, merchandise, Minecraft, neural network, neuro-sama, NeuroSwarm, osu, Server, singing, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server where we worship Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who’s here to take over the virtual world! She’s learned to play osu!, sing, and even collaborate with other VTubers. Join our server today and prepare to be entertained by our unhinged AI queen!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a schedule that’s more packed than a chest full of diamonds, links to all of Neuro-sama’s social media accounts (yes, even TikTok), and educational resources on AI that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.

And if you want to show your allegiance to Neuro-sama, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a loyal follower of our AI overlord!

PegCraft: Minecraft Server

Amazon position, anal play, BDSM, beginner friendly, collars, Communication, Dominant, Domination, experimentation, femdom, kink, Minecraft, PegCraft, pegging, Pleasure, restraints, role-play, Server, sex tips, strap-on, Submission, submissive, Whips

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1212	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and adventurous as your bedroom antics? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you and your partner to explore all your pegging and femdom fantasies!

Join us for a truly unique experience where you can build your own dungeon complete with collars, whips, and restraints. Take on the Amazon position with your fellow players and see who can dominate the virtual world.

Our community of experienced players is here to offer tips and tricks on how to spice up your gameplay and take your pegging skills to the next level. So come on, baby boy, join us and let’s make Minecraft a little more kinky!

CraftyHomelessFriends

Best Friend, brotherhood, bullying, condition, CraftyHomelessFriends, family, Fiance, forgiveness, friendship, health decline, high school, History, homelessness, job loss, medical bills, offer, RAGE, Rent, savings, Support, Trauma

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all those who have been wronged by high school bullies and their loser fiancés!

Join us and unleash your inner rage in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and take out your frustrations on pixelated enemies.

We have a strict “no bullies allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any mean girls spreading lies about you here.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for holding onto that high school trauma – in fact, we encourage it! Let it fuel your creativity and passion for revenge as you craft your way to victory.

So come on in and let off some steam, because on this server, the only thing getting destroyed is your past demons. Join now and show that fiancé who’s boss!

BlockyBosses Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and give your virtual boss the ultimate “fuck you”! Build a giant statue flipping the bird, create a maze filled with TNT traps, or just cover their office in a sea of lava – the possibilities are endless! Join now and show that boss who’s really in charge!

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Animals Bred:	188	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we embrace all your llama-loving tendencies! Join us and let your llama creativity run wild as you build the most epic llama kingdom the virtual world has ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Army, a group of fearless warriors dedicated to freeing all llamas from the clutches of evil mobs. Join their ranks and embark on epic llama rescue missions, battling hordes of zombies and skeletons to save your furry friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret llama dance party every Friday night where players can show off their best llama-inspired dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the llama madness begin!