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Flood >USA Minecraft Server

1 like 1 prayer, caught off guard, climate change, community support, Corruption, disaster relief, Donate, emergency response, environmental crisis, Flood, global warming, gtUSA, Humanitarian Aid, impossible to predict, Incompetence, low iq people, Minecraft, mothernature, natural disaster, plastic pollution, Server, thirdie, Usa

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2171	Mines Excavated:	2435
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General Minecrafters

Character Banners, drip marketing, Event, Exhibition, Gacha game, gameplay, general, Honkai, Honkai Impact, Jiaoqiu Trailer, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, Minecrafters, mobile game, new characters, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, star, star rail, strategy, Tales of the Luofu, Thread Template, Trailer, update

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Embark on epic quests like “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” where you’ll battle against the forces of evil with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and some questionable armor choices.

Witness the thrilling “Tales of the Luofu: A New Chapter” exhibition where you’ll uncover ancient secrets and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way (just watch out for creepers).

And don’t even get us started on the “Pneumanull Rice” Jiaoqiu Trailer – it’s a wild ride full of twists, turns, and more rice than you can shake a stick at.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the diamonds your heart desires (or at least until someone steals them from you).

GrownUpGamer123 Minecraft SMP

GrownUpGamer123, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3560

Remember that time you accidentally killed your pet chicken in Minecraft and felt a pang of guilt? Yeah, that’s when you knew you were truly growing up. But fear not, on our SMP, we have a strict no chicken killing policy! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Trust us, it’s a clucking good time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who likes to steal your diamonds and leave behind a trail of dirt blocks. So if you’re ready for some spooky shenanigans and diamond-laying chickens, come join us!

NoSleepCraft

acupuncture, aromatherapy, bedtime habits, chamomile tea, Exercise, healthy diet, herbal remedies, insomnia, lavender oil, lifestyle changes, meditation, melatonin, natural remedies, NoSleepCraft, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep environment, sleep routine, stress reduction, valerian root

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Join our Minecraft server and let the soothing sounds of creepers exploding lull you into a peaceful slumber! Our virtual world is filled with magical forests, cozy caves, and even a secret potion that guarantees a good night’s sleep. Say goodbye to insomnia and hello to endless adventures on our server! Who needs medication when you have the power of Minecraft at your fingertips? Join now and sleep like a baby (zombie)!

KurskCraft: Bridging the Gap

border, Bridges, Bridging, Conflict, demolition, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, gap, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Politics, ReBuilding, Reconstruction, russia, sabotage, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Yo yo yo come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up bridges faster than Ukraine in Kursk! We got crazy TNT parties every night and watch out for those sneaky Russians trying to build them back up. It’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, so grab your pickaxe and join the madness! Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure buried under one of those bridges…just watch out for the creepers! Join now for a blast of a time, literally!

AquaAvalanche60k

AquaAvalanche60k, Catastrophic event Giant underwater avalanche 60

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Yo, you ever heard of that cray cray underwater avalanche that happened like 60,000 years ago? Well, guess what? Our server is set in that exact location! Dive deep into the depths of the ocean and explore the aftermath of that insane event.

Build your base on the remains of the sea floor, dodging debris and dodgy sea creatures left behind by the avalanche. Watch out for the ghostly spirits of the ancient sea creatures that still haunt the area, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to disturb their watery grave.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the wreckage of the avalanche. Will you be brave enough to search for it and claim it as your own? Or will you fall victim to the curse of the underwater avalanche?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic underwater world like no other! Just remember to bring your scuba gear and a sense of adventure. See you there, matey! 🌊💰🦈

CraftyCraic Minecraft Server

CraftyCraic, Minecraft, Server, social branding, social community, Social Connections, social engagement, social influence, Social Interaction, social marketing, social media, social media management, social media marketing, social media trends., social networking sites, social platform, social presence, social sharing, social strategy, social-networking, socials

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Emeralds Found:	8830
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual party destination! Join us for epic build battles, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown and bragging rights for life.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive quest to find the fabled Golden Sheep of Destiny? Legend has it that whoever finds this magical sheep will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! #YOLOminecraft #CraziestServerEver

GrieferSlayer420 – Minecraft SMP

4chan, beacon of distress, cries for help, Damsel in Distress, evillords, Fandom, G.., Good men, great board, GrieferSlayer420, honourable, Minecraft, Protect, rescue, save the day, sisterly board, smp, sweet /lit/, Thread, Top, vowed duty, Wiki

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where we fight evil fandom evillords who are trying to delete our precious wiki!

Picture this: you, a brave warrior, charging into battle alongside your fellow players to save the damsel in distress, sweet /lit/. The beacon of distress is glowing, the cries for help are getting louder, and it’s up to us to save the day!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure to protect our sisterly board, /lit/. Who knows what crazy shenanigans and epic battles await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now and be a hero in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

PissedOnMC Server – Expecting Sympathy? 🐶✈️🎮

accident, AITAH, bathroom, Claims, compensation, complaint, CREW, disgust, emotional support animal, Empathy, EXPECTING, Expecting Sympathy, Flight, Frontier Miles, Frustration, horror story, Invalidation, Long retractable leash, PissedOnMC, refund, Server, service animal, Sympathy, URINE

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Love Letters Sent:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	650139	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Star Shards Collected:	181	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting peed on is your enemies in PvP battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with emotional support dogs running amok, but don’t worry, they won’t be peeing on you here (unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgment).

Our server is so intense, even the flight attendants will be offering you special treatment and bags to clean up any messes. And forget about waiting 25 minutes for the head of claims, our admins are always ready to rectify any less-than-delightful experiences with empathy and compensation in the form of in-game rewards.

So come join us and leave your worries behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having! Trust us, it’s better than being peed on by an emotional support dog on a plane.

StrangerCraft: The Ultimate Choice

Choice, StrangerCraft, Ultimate

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9556	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life drama like this one.

Join our server and experience the thrill of helping strangers in need, just like this heroic Redditor did. Who knows, maybe you’ll come across a player who needs your help to get back to their virtual home after being abandoned by their Minecraft boyfriend.

And don’t worry about putting yourself at risk, just like this brave Redditor, you’ll have all the tools you need to protect yourself – from knives to guns (even if they’re unloaded, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).

So if you’re ready for some adrenaline-pumping, heart-racing Minecraft adventures, join our server now! Who knows what insane stories and wild encounters await you.

CraftyManCharms

attractive, Body language, charisma, Charm, Confidence, CraftyManCharms, eye contact, fashion sense, Grooming, intelligence, Kindness, listening skills, Manners, Men, minor things, Personality, Posture, sense of humor, Smile, Style, unaware

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the single players out there!

Join our server and discover the hidden charm of pixelated men who have no idea how attractive their blocky features are. From the way they mine diamonds with precision to the way they build elaborate structures with ease, these guys are the ultimate catch in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret underground village on our server where all the most eligible Minecraft bachelors hang out. Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the depths of the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be swept off your feet by the most oblivious but irresistibly attractive men in Minecraft!