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PixelPunch Minecraft Server

101004146, abstract, Aesthetic, art, Background, Colorful, Creative, design, Desktop, digital art, Graphic design, illustration, Minecraft, Minimalist, mobile, nice wallpaper, pattern, PixelPunch, Server, Texture, trendy, wallpaper

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	294	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with plain walls? Well, come join our server where the wallpaper is so fabulous, even the creepers stop to admire it! Our walls are decked out in the finest diamond blocks and gold accents, making your gaming experience truly luxurious. So why settle for drab when you can have fab? Join us now and let your eyes feast on the most stylish wallpaper in all of Minecraft!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, appreciation, Breakfast, Communication, Conflict, Cultural differences, Effort, Expectations, family, Gaslighting, Gratitude, Holycraft, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationship, religious celebration, Server, thank you, tradition, Wife

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Emeralds Found:	8921
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that appreciates your efforts and acknowledges your hard work? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of gratitude and respect, unlike some husbands out there.

Join our server for a chance to be appreciated for every block you mine, every mob you defeat, and every structure you build. We promise to thank you for your contributions, unlike some people who think a simple “thank you” is too much to ask for.

Don’t let your days be ruined by ungrateful husbands who expect you to do everything without a word of appreciation. Join our server and experience a world where your efforts are recognized and celebrated. Plus, we have special religious celebrations where we actually say “thank you” for all your hard work – what a concept, right?

So if you’re tired of being gaslighted, belittled, and taken for granted, come join us and be a part of a community that values and appreciates you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a Minecraft husband who knows how to say “thank you” without making it a big deal.

ReunionRage33: PhotofailPartner

Accountability, athleisure wear, Communication Issues, exhaustion, family dynamics, family gatherings, hurt feelings, in-laws, lack of empathy, lack of preparation, last minute plans, leaving without warning, long-distance relationship, misunderstandings, partner’s family reunion, PhotofailPartner, professional family photos, relationship conflict, ReunionRage33, unexpected events, unresolved issues

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never leave you unprepared for professional family photos! Join us for a wild adventure filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like the time our player forgot to pack anything but athleisure wear and swim suit cover ups for a family reunion!

Imagine the chaos of trying to rock a swimsuit cover up for professional photos with your in-laws – only on our server will you experience such hilarious mishaps! And don’t worry, our players are always ready to support you, even if they suggest wearing that cover up with pride.

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, from exhaustion to disbelief, just like the time our player decided to leave the reunion altogether after a failed attempt at preparation. Will you stay and face the family photo drama, or make a dramatic exit like a true Minecraft hero?

So come on over to our server, where every moment is a comedy of errors and every player is a star in their own outrageous story. Who needs family reunions when you have a Minecraft server full of unforgettable moments? Join now and let the laughter begin!

MineMelody Minecraft Server

deep meaning, emotional connection, emotional resonance, favorite quotes, impactful verses, lyrical impact, lyrical resonance, meaningful music, melodic memories, memorable lines, Minecraft, MineMelody, moving songs, music inspiration, musical quotes, poetic expressions, powerful words, resonating lyrics, Server, song lyrics, songwriting brilliance, soulful lines, unforgettable phrases

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you blockheads out there! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing creeper wearing a top hat. The creeper led them to a secret underground disco where all the mobs were busting a move to the latest hits. The player couldn’t believe their eyes and decided to join in on the fun. They danced the night away with zombies, skeletons, and even a stray cat who had some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. It’s a clucking good time, let me tell you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find yourself singing along to a catchy tune with a group of friendly Endermen. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

PixelPeePotionCraft

alcohol misuse, burning sensation, disinfectant, first aid, genital care, health, hygiene, Irritation, Medical, mens health, penis, PixelPeePotionCraft, rubbing alcohol, rubbing alcohol on genitals, rubbing alcohol on skin, rubbing alcohol safety, rubbing alcohol side effects, Sensitive skin, shaft, skin care, Treatment

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things)? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even rubbing alcohol on your penis shaft won’t compare to the excitement you’ll feel when you join us.

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking creepers who only reveal themselves to the most skilled players. Will you be the chosen one?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will make rubbing alcohol on your penis shaft seem like child’s play.

GazaCraft Theater: No Jewish Events

anti-semitism, Belgian theater, community response, controversy, cultural diversity, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, event cancellation, event planning, Events, freedom of speech, Gaza massacre, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jewish, Jewish school, media coverage, Middle East conflict, political tensions, public opinion, religious conflict, social justice, Theater

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	478	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Animals Bred:	140
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	8535	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Votes:	9546	Royal Courts Attended:	0

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not be bored out of ur mind? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazier than a llama on a pogo stick up in here.

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (they’re not very good jokes, but hey, they try). plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava and waterfalls? it’s like a theme park on steroids.

join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun? not u, that’s for sure.

CraftyCriticCove

artistic expression, artists, Authenticity, classical composers, classical music, Composer, covers, CraftyCriticCove, creative freedom, creativity, criticism, Individuality, innovation, Interpretation, JS Bach, Music, musicality, originality, Performance, Style, tradition

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Star Shards Collected:	261
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

join dis server if u wanna be surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. we have a secret hidden treasure that only the chosen ones can find. also, our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect u from creepers and zombies. plus, we have a disco party every friday night where u can dance with skeletons and endermen. so come join us and let the madness begin!

HeartbreakCraft: Electric Love Stims

Electric, HeartbreakCraft, love, stims

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Mines Excavated:	1589	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

hey u! yea u! r u tired of being heartbroken in ur minecraft relationships? well do i have the server for u! we use ELECTRICAL BRAIN STIMULATION to ease ur heartbreak! just target the left DLPFC and right VLPFC and BOOM ur love trauma syndrome is GONE! it’s like magic but with electricity! join our server for a randomized, single-blind, parallel-group, sham-controlled study on how to fix ur broken heart in minecraft! don’t wait, join now and say goodbye to heartbreak FOREVER!

1.21 Survival: Where breaking blocks is more addictive than caffeine

Addictive, Adventure, blocks, BREAKING, Caffeine, challenge, creativity, Dedicated, Discord, Donations, Friends, gameplay, inspiration, Ip:, item-spawning, Protect, rules, Server, Spawn, Survival, SURVIVE, Teleporting, Vanilla, Voting, world, world border

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	148
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Buildings Constructed:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	38.133.155.215
World Type	Survival
Game Mode	Vanilla
Difficulty	Hard

Server Features:

24/7 Survival gameplay
No griefing or stealing
PvP only with consent
Powerful dedicated server with high view distance
Pure, unmodified version of the game

What we have:

Survival Multiplayer
Discord community
Protection from grief and stealing
Hard difficulty setting
Friendly and creative environment

What we do NOT have:

No fancy spawn (unless you build one!)
No teleporting or item-spawning
No world border or excessive rules
No donations, voting, or ranks
No griefing or stealing
No PvP without consent

Server Rules:

Respect and Common Sense! Survive and Be Epic!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is 38.133.155.215

Q: Is the server always online?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7 and you can play anytime.

Q: Can I play solo or with friends?

A: You can go on solo adventures or team up with friends to build together.

Q: Are there any special features on this server?

A: The server offers protection from griefing, a dedicated server for optimal performance, and a friendly community atmosphere.

MineGoddessMC Server

Atlus, autists, delisted, Digital Devil Saga, English, japanese, Launch Trailer, Megaten Fusion Tools, MineGoddessMC, Platform, PV03, Server, Shin Megami Tensei, SMT V, smtg, Soundtracks, streaming platforms, Thread, Trophy List, twitter, Vengeance OST

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

We have a trophy list that will make your head spin, with challenges that will test your skills to the max. And don’t even get us started on our launch trailer – it’s so epic, you’ll want to watch it on repeat!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even Vanilla SMT5 has been delisted – that’s how wild things get around here. And if you’re a fusion autist, we’ve got the perfect tools for you to create the most mind-blowing fusions imaginable.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!