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BlockBuster Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6893

Are you tired of failing at semen retention because you keep getting hypnotized by erotic content? Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself with building epic structures instead! We promise our server will keep you so busy, you won’t even have time to think about edging for a whole week. Plus, we have a special challenge where you have to edge for 7 days straight without giving in – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with your willpower! So come join us and leave those hypnotic temptations behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we won’t judge.

The Land of Stealing Wishes – Not So Vanilla Edition

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Villages Defended:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6

WishSteal SMP Server Overview

Server Name	WishSteal SMP
Server Type	Lifesteal
Joining Requirement	Real Account Only
Rules	Griefing and stealing allowed; crystal PvP not allowed
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/zRvsEdMp

FAQ

Q: When will the server start?

A: The server will start when we reach about 10-15 members.

Q: Are there specific rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, all the rules can be found in the smp-rules channel in the Discord server linked above.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for both average players and dedicated players who are willing to commit to the server.

CraftyPlan Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings Justin Bieber songs. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have been plotting world domination since the beginning of time?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic dance battles with creepers, go on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even attend a weekly tea party with the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ll ever experience. Remember, it was the plan the entire time. 😉🐔🚀

CraftyNazi Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Join our Minecraft server and help bring Hitler back to life! Every time you mine a diamond, Hitler’s spirit grows stronger. Every time you defeat a zombie, you’re one step closer to the New Golden Age for humanity. And if you build a fortress strong enough, you may just summon Hitler himself to guide you to victory. Join us, brothers, and let’s make Minecraft great again!

NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft

addiction, Attention, Babysitting, college, compromise, Conversation, Exams, exhaustion, family, free babysitting, nephew, NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, screen time, sibling conflict, single mother, studying, time consuming, TV

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2807	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Farms Harvested:	117	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from all the baby mama drama and dead boyfriend shenanigans!

Join us and build your own virtual family with your Minecraft pals. No need to worry about unplanned pregnancies or screen time addictions here – just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of taking care of nephews, studying for exams, or dealing with family drama. So come on over and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

Plus, we offer free babysitting services in-game, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

LifeSucksMC Server

Adversity, bitter truths, Challenges, coming to terms with reality, coping with disappointment, difficult experiences, Disappointment, disillusionment, disillusionment with life, facing setbacks, finding out the hard way, harsh reality, harsh truths, life sucks, LifeSucksMC, negative outlook, painful lessons, realization, Server, Struggle, tough times, unpleasant surprises

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of mining for hours only to be blown up by a creeper? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, life doesn’t just suck – it blows! Literally, we have a custom plugin that blows you away every time you respawn just for the fun of it.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where you have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks? The winner gets a prize of… well, nothing really, but bragging rights are priceless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to the latest hits from the Note Block DJ. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco ball room hidden deep within the mines.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of chaos, laughter, and pure Minecraft madness. Who knew that life sucking could be so much fun?

MineCraftJobSwitcher

Burnout, conflicts with coworkers, constant stress, declining performance, feeling stagnant, feeling unappreciated, feeling underpaid, feeling undervalued, feeling unfulfilled, job dissatisfaction, lack of challenge, lack of growth opportunities, lack of motivation, lack of recognition, lack of support from management, low morale, micromanagement, MineCraftJobSwitcher, no room for advancement, poor work-life balance, toxic work environment

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	277	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Magic Items Found:	1629	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in someone else’s base? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance? Then it’s time to join our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself logs on to ask for building tips. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the ability to turn your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So what are you waiting for? Quit your day job and come join us on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	860113
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch retaliatory strikes against houthis backed by iran!! build your own bunker and defend against incoming missiles! team up with israeli forces and take down the enemy with epic explosions and intense battles! join now for the ultimate war experience in minecraft!!

HodeidahBoomCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Towns Built:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mines Excavated:	3138
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Buildings Constructed:	38	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125

come join our minecraft server where the only thing exploding is your mind with fun and laughter! we have so much chaos and craziness, you’ll think you’ve been transported to a land of pure insanity!

our spawn point is like a war zone, with explosions going off left and right. but don’t worry, it’s just our way of welcoming you to the server!

we have custom mini-games like “TNT tag” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes in your face. it’s a blast…literally!

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yep, you heard that right. we have pigs that can fly around the server, dropping presents and causing mischief wherever they go.

so come on down to our explosive paradise and join in on the madness! who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and laughter instead?

CraftingLand: Where Every Landing is a Takeoff

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magic Items Found:	1531	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, the best thing ever. like, you spawn in and suddenly you’re in the middle of this crazy airport where all the planes are made out of blocks.

you can like, build your own plane and fly around the server, but here’s the catch – you gotta have the same number of successful landings as takeoffs. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, man.

but wait, there’s more. there’s this legendary pilot who flies around on a giant chicken, and if you can catch him, he’ll give you a special diamond sword that can one-shot any mob.

plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the admins hang out and throw crazy parties. if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods.

so like, come join this server, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Block Game Life SMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Block Game Life is a server launching NEXT WEEKEND JULY 20th. We aim to provide a laid back, no kids allowed experience to our users. We will NEVER be pay to win as well!

We offer an adults only community, beta-esque server landscapes, and more!

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