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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6964 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Votes: | 920 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5281 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
