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Layoff King Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Towns Built:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some real drama!

Join us for epic battles over who gets to build the next giant chicken statue, intense negotiations over who gets the last enchanted golden apple, and thrilling adventures as we try to survive the wrath of the elusive Creeper King.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret llama in disguise, and if you can find their hidden stash of emeralds, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves! Who needs job security when you can have this much fun?

MeTooMineCraftPrison

#metoo movement, activism, advocacy, Censorship, Chinese journalist, FEMINIST, freedom of speech, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, Journalism, Justice, Media, MeTooMineCraftPrison, Prison, protest, sentenced, sexual harassment, SILENCED, social change, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

so like u know this server is like the #MeToo movement but for minecraft lol. we got chinese journalists getting sentenced to 5 years in prison for promoting it. but like don’t worry, on our server u can promote whatever u want and not get in trouble. join us for a wild ride of freedom and blocky fun. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the banned items. shh, don’t tell anyone. come join us and let’s cause chaos together!

HabitCraft: Break Bad, Build Good

bad, bad habits, behavior change, Break, breaking bad habits, breaking habits, BUILD, Consistency, discipline, forming good habits, forming habits, giving up habits, Good, good habits, habit formation, HabitCraft, habits, healthy habits, motivation, negative habits, personal development, positive habits, self improvement, unhealthy habits, Willpower

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	249	Dimension Hops:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Crops Grown:	4316	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have the most epic parties in all of minecraft land. like, one time, we had a party so wild, even the creepers were dancing.

and, like, our community is, like, super tight-knit. we all, like, help each other out and stuff. like, one time, this dude lost all his diamonds and we all banded together to help him find them. turns out, they were in his inventory the whole time. classic mix-up, man.

oh, and did i mention the custom plugins? we have, like, this one plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. it’s, like, totally insane. you gotta see it to believe it, man.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

OneCraft: Where Java 1.2.5 reigns supreme and the economy is more unstable than my crafting skills!

1.2.5, Alpha, Alphacraft, command, commands, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Fun, invite, Ip:, java, Map, Nostalgia, Old, OneCraft, Plugin, Plugins, registration, REIGNS, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SUPREME, Survival, Unstable, Vanilla, Version, Website

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	14

IP	oc.alphacraft.fun:25624
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/bHS3guv7nS
Website	alphacraft.fun
Server’s map	http://oc.alphacraft.fun:25692/
Version	JAVA 1.2.5

Overview:

Nostalgic survival server with plugins running on the old version of Java 1.2.5. The server uses the old registration with the /register command. Anyone can come in!

FAQ:

What version of Java does the server run on?: The server runs on JAVA 1.2.5.
How do I register on the server?: You can register using the /register command.
Are there any restrictions on who can join the server?: There are no restrictions, anyone can join the server.
Where can I find the server’s map?: You can find the server’s map at http://oc.alphacraft.fun:25692/

SportyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old sports games that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the most epic and outrageous sports games you’ll ever play! Picture this: instead of kicking a boring old soccer ball around, you’ll be playing soccer with exploding TNT blocks! And forget about normal basketball hoops, ours are made out of lava and you have to dodge fireballs while shooting hoops. Oh, and did we mention that our golf course is on a floating island in the sky and you have to ride pigs to get around? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to play a regular sports game again! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the craziest sports games of your life!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

000 in savings, 120, 24 years old, Adulthood, adulting, BoomerCraft, family dynamics, financial independence, financial milestones, Financial Security, Financial Stability, investment strategies, Investments, live in parents basement, living arrangements, living situation, Minecraft, parental support, personal finances, Relationship Status, savings goals, Server, Virgin, young adult

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ores Mined:	5124
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, being a 24-year-old virgin with $120,000 in savings? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the real world where you can finally be the master of your own virtual universe. Build your dream castle, find love with other players, and maybe even lose your virginity (in-game, of course). Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your sad reality into a hilarious adventure on our server. Join now and let the fun begin!

ExWifeExcessStorageCraft

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, crawl space, deed, Divorce, ExWifeExcessStorageCraft, family, home, husband’s ex, Kids, Mortgage, ownership, paddleboard, Property, relationship, Respect, separation, Storage

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with exes trying to reclaim their paddleboards from your virtual crawl space.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your husband’s ex shows up demanding her long-lost paddleboard. Will you stand your ground and defend your deed rights, or will you cave and let her take it back? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles between players over who gets to keep the enchanted diamond armor they found in a dungeon. Will you emerge victorious and claim the loot for yourself, or will you be left empty-handed and crying in a corner? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

TasteBudTerror Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Animals Bred:	166	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crops Grown:	5742

Are you tired of bland and boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chefs who serve up dishes that look delicious but taste like rotten flesh!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted food items that give you superpowers like the ability to shoot spaghetti out of your fingertips or turn into a giant meatball. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraftia!

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and feast on the craziest, most deliciously disgusting adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft? Come hungry, leave satisfied (or possibly nauseous)!

StankCraft: Smelliest Adventures

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Animals Bred:	72
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	829777
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join us on our server where the smell of adventure is so strong, it’ll make you forget about that time you accidentally stepped in a pile of llama poop. Our world is filled with crazy challenges, epic quests, and the occasional farting pig (don’t ask how, it’s a long story involving a witch and some enchanted beans). So if you’re ready to hold your nose and dive into the stinkiest adventure of your life, join us now!

TerritorialIntegrityCraft

78 countries, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international community, international relations, Négotiation, Peace, political agreement, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Stability, Swiss conference, territorial integrity, TerritorialIntegrityCraft, Ukraine, united nations

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

join this cray cray minecraft server where 78 countries come together to agree that ukraine’s teritorial integrity must be the basis of any peace. like, if these countries can agree on something, then you know this server is gonna be lit af. we got diplomats from all over the world building epic structures and negotiating alliances. you never know who you might run into – maybe even a secret agent or two! come join the fun and help us build a world of peace and friendship, one block at a time.

CraftyAI Newsprint Land

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Communication, CraftyAI, creativity, data, digital transformation, fiction world, Future, handwritten content, INFORMATION, innovation, internet content, Journalism, Land, machine learning, Media, Newsprint, printed news papers, storytelling, Technology, Value

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4312
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	198
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	238	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk. we have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind the ender dragon.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from a magic wand. our dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples.

rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. our moderators are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells to protect our server from griefers and trolls.

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can have a world generated by AI where anything is possible?