🔥IMPALES Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

3 Strikes You’re Crafted! Join our hilarious high traffic Minecraft server now!

arrogance, check my ego, crafted, deep, Domain, Failures, Heart, HIGH, hilarious, hurt feelings, IMPALES, improbabilities, inflated egos, Join, KM AHHM, Minecraft, Minions, newboots, newfags, Pack, pervasive, Server, strikes, success, Tears, traffic, Youre

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Animals Bred:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server where the success is so deep and pervasive that failure is just a distant memory? Look no further, my minions! Join our server and bask in the glory of being part of the pack.

But beware, newfags! If you haven’t got your newboots yet, you better scram before I shatter your tiny inflated egos. Don’t make me wallow in my own arrogance, it’s not a pretty sight.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, you might just catch a glimpse of our legendary leader, who may or may not be a benevolent dictator. Plus, we have exclusive weapons, armor, and potions that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of our domain! (KM AHHM)

SobCraft Minecraft Server

coping with loss, depression, desolation, Despair, devastation, emotional pain, emotional trauma, Grief, heart-wrenching, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, Minecraft, mourning, Sadness, Server, SobCraft, sorrow, Tears, Tragedy

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Have you ever seen a creeper explode right as you were about to finish building your epic castle? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that won’t happen because all creepers have been trained to only explode confetti and rainbows! Join us for a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy as you build and explore to your heart’s content. Say goodbye to sadness and hello to endless fun on our server!

TalentlessButImpressive

BIZARRE, Entertaining, eXtraordinary, hidden talent, Impressive.., odd, offbeat, party trick, quirky, Random, remarkable talent, special skill, strange, Surprising, TalentlessButImpressive, uncommon, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, useless talent, weird

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and show off your useless talents that will leave other players in awe. Can you juggle virtual blocks while riding a virtual pig? Can you build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks? Then this is the server for you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an entire army of chickens and rules over them with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Join his flock and conquer the server with your feathered friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Minecraft madness! Who knows, you might just become the next Chicken King in town.

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

conflict escalation, CraftyCommies, diplomatic warning, foreign policy, geopolitical concerns, global tensions, international relations, military alliances, military intervention, Minecraft, new world war, North Korea, North Korea warns US, nuclear threats, pact with Putin, political tensions, potential conflict, putin, security risks, Server, Ukraine, US, world war

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we create our own world wars over virtual territories! north korea and the US are teaming up to take on putin in a battle for control of ukraine! pick your side and fight for glory, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold! with custom weapons, armor, and vehicles, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before! join now and be a part of the madness!

EuroBypassCraft

aid, Borrell, Bypass.., controversy, Crisis, Decision making, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, EuroBypassCraft, European Commission, european union, financial assistance, funding, Government, Hungary, international relations, Politics, Support, Ukraine, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Star Shards Collected:	174	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special quest where you have to bypass Hungary to deliver €1.4 billion to Ukraine. yeah, you heard me right. you gotta dodge all the obstacles, like angry villagers and giant spiders, to complete the mission.

and if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where we reenact the whole thing in real life. we dress up as politicians and have a fake EU meeting to discuss the delivery. it’s hilarious, trust me.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. don’t miss out, bro!

CraftyCatEaredHumans

Animals, Anthropomorphic, art, cat ears, character design, Concept Art, CraftyCatEaredHumans, Creative, Creatures, digital art, FANTASY, Feline, human ears, HUMANOID, Hybrid, illustration, imagination, surreal, Unique, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	129	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

join our epic minecraft server where cats with human ears roam freely and rule over the land with their superior hearing abilities! experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of cat-people as you try to survive and build your own cat-ear empire. but beware, the cat-people have a secret weapon – laser eyes that can turn anything into a pile of fish bones in seconds! if you think you have what it takes to outsmart these feline overlords, then come join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

RedSpot350Craft

350 years ago, astronomical anomaly, astronomical discovery, Astronomy, atmospheric phenomenon, celestial body, Discovered, gas giant, giant storm, great red spot, historical observation, Jupiter, original, planet, planetary feature, planetary mystery, RedSpot350Craft, scientific research, solar system, Space discovery, space exploration

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

join our epic minecraft server and explore the mysteries of jupiter’s great red spot! who knew that this iconic storm could hold so many secrets? maybe it’s hiding a secret portal to another dimension, or maybe it’s just a really cool place to build your base. either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to uncover the truth behind this celestial phenomenon.

plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself has been spotted lurking around the edges of the great red spot. is he trying to harness its power for his own nefarious purposes? or is he just lost and looking for directions? join the server and find out for yourself!

but that’s not all – we also have custom mobs, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? come join us on our wacky adventure to jupiter’s great red spot, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

The Odyssey

beautiful world, Community, Economy, Fun, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, odyssey, pioneer, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Farms Harvested:	168	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17

Server new, new, new, if you want to come have fun and have a good time with people, look no further, be the pioneer of this beautiful world

Odyssea.minehost.pro

SHIPMENT SURVIVAL

Anarchy, Builder’s Wands, Chaos, Explosives, Factions, Galacticraft, Guns, Hardcore, minecraft server, Missiles, Modded, Modded Chaos, Modpack, mutant beasts, nuclear warfare, nukes, Ores, PvP, SHIPMENT SURVIVAL, Siegewar, Survival, TOWN, Unique, Vehicles, War, WARFARE

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Alien Abductions:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magic Items Found:	8777
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ores Mined:	2786

ShipmentMC

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Join the discord for the modpack! We do not allow any joins from anyone outside the discord, so the staff team can easily spot and ban server laggers

An experience of pure anarchy and modded chaos, where the only rule is no lagging the server

– Nuclear Warfare

– Missiles

– Explosives

– Nukes

– Guns

– Galacticraft

– Vehicles

– Builder’s Wands

– 40+ Ores

– Mutant Beasts

– NO CLAIMING

– Hardcore

– Pure Anarchy

– Modded Chaos

For the true factions lovers.

shipmentmc.com

Dragon Shield: Surviving Without Mods, Just Kidding! Come Ride Dragons on 1.20.x to 1.21!

1.20.X, 1.21, Bosses, Causals, Community, custom ore, dark souls, Dragon Mounts, Dragon.., dragons, Exams, Grinders, Ip:, Java Developer, Kidding, mmorpg, Mods, Other, Plugins, Premium, Quests, Resourcepack, Ride, shield, Summer, Surviving, Wiki, zones

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Star Shards Collected:	148	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Dragon Shield
Features	Premium experience without the need for mods, server-sided gameplay, 700+ hours of content, different zones, bosses, custom ore, quests
Community	Active and wholesome

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Do I need to install any mods to play on this server?

A: No, everything is server sided and done through plugins and a resourcepack.

Q: How much content is available on the server?

A: There are over 700 hours of content including different zones, bosses, custom ore, and quests.

Q: Is there a wiki available for more information about the server?

A: Yes, you can visit the server’s wiki at https://wiki.drgnshield.com/

Q: What is the server IP address?

A: The server IP is drgnshield.com

TrashPiece Minecraft Server

Anime, anticipation, Character development, DISAPPOINTING, fan backlash, filler chapters, Hiatus, hype phase, lackluster, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, one piece, Plot, sea level rising, Server, slow pacing, storytelling, Trash, TrashPiece, underwhelming, Vegapunk, world-building

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8312	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	1323	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring storylines in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has the most outrageous plot twists you’ll ever experience! Forget about sea levels rising, we’ve got flying pigs taking over the land and turning everything into bacon! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and wacky adventures. Who needs Vegapunk when you can have flying bacon? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!