IMPALES – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

3 Strikes You’re Crafted! Join our hilarious high traffic Minecraft server now!

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Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server where the success is so deep and pervasive that failure is just a distant memory? Look no further, my minions! Join our server and bask in the glory of being part of the pack.

But beware, newfags! If you haven’t got your newboots yet, you better scram before I shatter your tiny inflated egos. Don’t make me wallow in my own arrogance, it’s not a pretty sight.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, you might just catch a glimpse of our legendary leader, who may or may not be a benevolent dictator. Plus, we have exclusive weapons, armor, and potions that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of our domain! (KM AHHM)

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Ethereal Lands 1.20.4

1.20.4, coordinates, coordinates -80.901974, coordinates 40.412850, Ethereal, exact location, geographic coordinates, geographic location, Geolocation, global positioning system, GPS, GPS coordinates, Lands, Latitude, latitude 40.412850, location, longitude, longitude -80.901974, Map, map coordinates, pinpoint location, specific location

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

First off, the coordinates are 40.412850,-80.901974, which is like the secret code to unlocking the ultimate treasure chest of awesomeness.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. And guess what? They’ll lead you to a hidden underground disco party where the creepers are breakdancing and the zombies are doing the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! The server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will banish any griefers to the shadow realm faster than you can say “creeper, aw man”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

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ExWifetoNewBae

blended family, Boundaries, Boyfriend, children, co parenting, Communication, Cups, custody, DATING, Disrespect, ex wife, ExWifetoNewBae, hair products, hair tools, household items, moving in together, new girlfriend, sharing items, stepchildren

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict policy against cup thieves! Join us if you’re tired of your boyfriend’s ex stealing your precious Stanley cups and flaunting them at sporting events. Our server is the perfect place to escape the cup-stealing drama and build your own cup empire without any interference from sneaky exes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret cup dungeon hidden somewhere in the server, filled with legendary cups of unimaginable power. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind the cup conspiracy? Join now and embark on the wildest cup adventure of your Minecraft life!

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PrivilegeDenier in Minecraft SMP

invisible privilege, Minecraft, overlooked privilege, Privilege, PrivilegeDenier, smp, social advantage, societal advantage, societal bias, societal discrimination, societal disparity, societal entitlement, societal exclusion, societal favoritism, societal inequality, societal inequity, societal injustice, societal marginalization, societal privilege, unacknowledged advantage, unacknowledged privilege, unearned advantage, unrecognized privilege

OMG guys, like have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, you gotta join because we have the rarest diamonds and the biggest creepers you’ve ever seen. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the enchanted gear and golden apples. It’s like a treasure trove, but like, way cooler.

But wait, there’s more! We have this crazy rule where if you find a pink sheep, you get a free pass to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day. It’s like, the ultimate flex, bro. And like, every full moon, we have this massive dance party with the Endermen. They may be scary, but they sure know how to bust a move.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King. He’s like, this giant chicken who rules over all the other chickens in the land. If you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be crowned the Chicken Champion and gain access to the most exclusive chicken coop in all of Minecraft.

So like, if you wanna join the wildest, craziest, most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit us up and join the madness. It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!

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CraftySecrets

CraftySecrets

Join our Minecraft server and uncover secrets that will make snooping in your friend’s house seem like child’s play! Explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, uncover ancient civilizations, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs to snoop in real life when you can uncover the juiciest secrets in our virtual world? Join now and start your adventure of a lifetime!

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HaitianJustice Minecraft Server

activism, call for action, colleagues, crime, dangerous profession, freedom of speech, Gangs, Haiti, HaitianJustice, investigation, Journalism, Journalists, Justice, Media, Minecraft, mourning, mourning procession, murder, Press, protest, Server, solidarity, violence

come join our epic minecraft server where u can bury ur enemies like journalists in haiti demand justice for their fallen comrades. u can build ur own gang and take over the server with ur epic pvp skills. we have crazy events like gang wars and treasure hunts where u can show off ur mad skills. join now and be a part of the most chaotic and fun minecraft server ever created. let’s bury the competition and rise to the top together!

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ResistCraft: GazaGamerz

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, extremism, GazaGamerz, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, palestine, Peace, Politics, resistance, ResistCraft, SECURITY, Terrorism, Truce, violence

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, just like Hezbollah chief sayin’ Israel-Hamas truce proves ‘persistence of resistance’ like we got that same vibe, ya know? join us and be part of the epic resistance against boring servers! we got crazy builds, like a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). plus, our community is lit af, we’re like a big ol’ family that loves to have a good time. so come on, join us and show your persistence of resistance in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

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V For Vanilla

Cheating, Community, finland, Griefing, International, PvP, Survival, Tnt, Vanilla, vanilla smp, world border

V For Vanilla Server Overview

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.21.4

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat	Isn’t strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?

A: No, cheating is not allowed on the server. It will result in a temporary ban for 3 months, and a permanent ban on the second offense.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Yes, griefing and killing other players is allowed on the server. However, please be respectful and follow the server rules.

Q: Are there any map resets?

A: No, there are no map resets on the server. The world border is set at 30M to provide a consistent gameplay experience.

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 999, big, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, kuro, lig, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, MysticCraft, Nagi, Peke, Realm, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, 会長, 総長

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server! We got all the VShojo and vtubers up in here, like Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen!

Join us for some epic gaming sessions with these virtual babes and bros. We got channels for Kson, Henya, Mouse, and even former members.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us and let’s get weird together in the blocky world of Minecraft! #VShojoMinecraftMadness

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CraftyMoms Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, Baby Care, body autonomy, breastfeeding challenges, breastfeeding in public, CraftyMoms, family dynamics, family visit, feeding time, infant care, maternal instincts, Minecraft, modesty, Motherhood, new mom struggles, new mother, nursing cover, parenting, personal boundaries, postpartum, privacy, self-care, Server

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental parents while trying to breastfeed your baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can breastfeed in peace without any interference from family members who think they’ve seen you naked before (yikes!).

We offer a safe and supportive environment for all new parents, where you can feed your baby without any awkward stares or comments. Plus, our virtual babies never show signs of hunger or latch issues, so you can relax and enjoy your gaming experience without any interruptions.

Don’t let your parents dictate how you feed your baby – join our server and breastfeed with confidence! Who knew Minecraft could be so empowering for new moms?

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GraveyardGriefGone

anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Company, Drama, Event, family, Funeral, GraveyardGriefGone, Grief, Inappropriate Behavior, love, Marriage, mourning, Obsession, Proposal, public humiliation, relationship, reputation, sister, social media

Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this guy and his late wife’s obsessed sister.

Imagine a world where you can kick out unwanted guests from funerals without any consequences! Build your own grand funeral for your virtual loved ones and watch as drama unfolds before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of social media drama as you navigate through fake injuries and reputation ruining posts. Will you come out on top or will you be labeled as the asshole of the server?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

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