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JINKIES! Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or scandal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with inbred babies, Lovecraftian horrors, and sentient sex dolls – oh my! Witness as players get married to their own sons, impale each other’s buttocks with big serpents, and give birth to retarded cripples for eternity. And let’s not forget about the huge asses and racks that are sure to keep you entertained. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – YABBA DABBA DOO, CAN I WATCH TOO?

pinecraftequestrian.com

Cross-Play

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magic Items Found:	1434	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

This server is pinecraftequestrian for horse lovers. It is for my granddaugter to play her games on Mindcraft.

pinecraftequestrian.com

Aurkana

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchantments Applied:	193	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to Aurkana! A friendly community server with a Minecraft experience unlike no other. We offer a Semi-Vanilla game-play along with many features to enjoy with your friends or our community! Heres what we offer for you:

– Grief Prevention/Claiming so that your builds are fully protected from any other players unless granted permission from you!

– An economy! We offer jobs that pay you in-game for just doing things you would regularly do in the Minecraft game; Exploring, Mining, Hunting, etc. With the economy you’ll have access to the /shop to purchase a few of the necessary items you may need/want in-game!

– PlayerWarps! You’ll be able to create your own warps in order for other players to visit/teleport to your builds/shops!

– Pets! Everyone on the server is allowed to obtain any mob pet on the server, this includes pets with their own skills such as Pvp, Riding, Farming, etc! Just hold a lead in hand and kill it with that and boom its yours!

– PVP toggling! No more having to worry about other players trying to Pvp you. By default it is toggled off.

Playtime ranks! The more you play the higher you’ll rank up!

aurkanamc.com

insanenetwork

KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	6164	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Minecraft Best Survival Network Shop Ranks Crates etc. 24/7 Supported Make sure to vote us If you need any help so join our discord

in7.indiannodes.shop:25577

Vervain’s Arcadia – HermitCraft SMP, Survival, Creative, Mini-games + Close Community, LGBTQ+ and Allies, 18+ [1.20.1]

Adult, Adults, Armorstandeditor, Bisexual, Dynmap, Gay, Headdatabase, hermitcraft, java, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, Mature, Mobheads, Nochatreports, PvE, Shoppingdistrict, smp, Streamers, streaming, Survival, Trans, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	1940
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Towns Built:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Searching for a relaxed, friendly mature group who enjoy vanilla survival? Want an open minded, LGBTQ+ respecting community to be yourself with? Welcome to Vervain’s Arcadia! We offer…

📢 Relaxed Discord Community: Our members are super friendly and open minded, you’ll fit right in with us! We’re social, easy going and respectful. Talk about all things Minecraft, or vent about your hobbies and real life events with others. Get that private friend group feeling in a safe and active space.

⛏️ Arcadia SMP: Our survival HermitCraft style world boasts a huge map that never resets. Visit glorious community districts, Nether roof ice roads and massive super builds! With a small selection of QoL datapacks, this server is perfect for the active builder. See our server Dynmap. Proximity voice chat available!

⚙️ Creative: Collaborate with other community members on mega builds and concepts before building in the SMP, or simply mess around and have fun with no fear of losing your hard earned items.

Our servers use CoreProtect and other plugins to ensure effortless reversal in the unlikely event of griefing. Strictly 18+, mature adults only! No crates or other p2w rubbish.

Want to learn more? Visit https://vervainglobal.com/mc to see what we’re about! – Java Edition only!!!

vervainglobal.com

Eternity Factions

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchantments Applied:	83
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Welcome to Eternity Factions where you can get no women by playing but what you can get is some cool fights and make friends and enemies. https://discord.gg/mDC5XgvpRu

135.148.157.144

OfficialFactions

Cross-Play, Factions

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Star Shards Collected:	259	Chimeras Created:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

An OfficialFactions server with custom plugins and daily log in rewards. Join Now! Raiding/Survival/Teams/Factions

officialfactions.apexmc.co

The MyZia SMP / Create Together!

Adult, Longterm, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Gods Slained:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	210	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Star Shards Collected:	169
Mines Excavated:	3657	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

The MyZia SMP / Create Together! Minecraft Server

If you’re looking for a nostalgic longterm serveror just want visit our amazing world,you’ve come to the right place. The MyZia SMP / Create Together! Minecraft Server

We Offer:

Simple vanilla gameplay.Long term world. (No resets)Hermit-Craft-like trust system.Unique builds and projects.A growing, welcoming community.Aesthetic Features:

Improved Signs.(Click through and keep NBT)

Sit & Crawl.(Sit anywhere, or on stair-chairs. Crawl in 1×1 holes!)

Decor Heads.(Purchase over 50,000 heads for a diamond each.)

Brainer Bees.(Smarter Bee AI.)

Gardener’s Dream.(Place any plant in any pot!)

Creeper Healing.(Unwanted explosions heal.)

Double Jump.(Jump, crouch and jump again!)

Through the lily pads, gently.(Push lilypads away, instead of breaking.)

Eye Spy(More spyglass features.)

Zombie Proof Doors(Zombies do not break doors.)Background Server Features:

Whitelist Via Discord Verification(Use a simple one-time verification code to log in.)

No Chat Reports.(Players cannot report chat messages.)

Live web map.(View a world map in your browser.)

Voice Chat.(Optional using Simple Voice Chat.)Functional build protection.**

Your creations are protected by a special background block logging feature for anti-grief.

There are no land claiming features or flashy plugins.* (Build Protection includes but is not limited to: Sign Logging, Block Logging Entity Logging and Container Logging)** Player builds are not live-protected from interaction, however staff can undo grief at any time.

the.myzia.network

Gravity Labs

Anarchy, Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Towns Built:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

This is the official server of the next generation gamer social media! Come here, and play with your friends in some of the best gamemodes you can find!

Our official websites: gamerpal.com – Gamer Pal official website. mc.gamerpal.com – Gamer Pal official Minecraft server website.

204.44.125.34

GxNetwork

Parkour, PvP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	735	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Welcome to GXNetwork, the premier PvP practice server designed for Minecraft version 1.20 enthusiasts! Dive into a relentless battlefield where the action never ceases. GXNetwork offers an unparalleled PvP experience, catering to both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike. Engage in epic duels, exhilarating team battles, and intense free-for-alls within our dynamic environment.

Join a vibrant community of PvP aficionados, where competition is fierce and camaraderie runs deep. With our robust ranking system, track your progress, climb the leaderboards, and earn recognition as one of the top fighters on the server. GXNetwork prides itself on balanced gameplay mechanics, ensuring a fair and competitive experience for all participants. From meticulously crafted maps to carefully curated item pools, every aspect of the server is optimized for maximum enjoyment and challenge.

Whether you prefer strategic 1v1 encounters or chaotic group skirmishes, GXNetwork offers a diverse range of PvP modes to satisfy your adrenaline cravings. With regular updates and new content releases, there’s always something fresh and exciting to discover. Forge alliances, test your skills, and rise to the top in our ever-evolving PvP arena.

Are you ready to prove your mettle and dominate the battlefield? Join GXNetwork today and embark on your journey to PvP supremacy!

gxnetwork.us.to:25030

⚔️ Tillage – Modded Medieval Roleplay

Alexsmobs, Backpack, Biomesoplenty, boat, Combat, Create, Custom, Dungeons, Dynamictrees, Economy, Emotecraft, Fairylights, Farmersdelight, Farming, Mca, Medieval, Modded, plane, Roleplay, RPG, Rpserver, Seasons, Ships, smp, Snowy, Supplementaries, Survival, Thirst, Tillage, Xaeros

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

⚔️ Tillage - Modded Medieval Roleplay Minecraft Server

If you’re looking for a medieval modded server,you’ve come to the right place.

Tillage requires a modpack to join.You can find Tillage on Modrinth.

The official server is integrated into the modpack.So you can just download and start playing!There’s a Discord, where players can chat and connect with each other outside of the game. Events and games are regularly held, adding to the fun and relaxed atmosphere of the server. Members can also enter raffles or even be picked as “Player of the Month”!Alex’s MobsBackpackedBetter CombatLand ClaimingBiomes O’ PlentyFarmer’s DelightDynamic TreesEmotecraftFairy LightsMinecraft Comes AliveSerene SeasonsSpice of LifeThirst–150+ Custom Configured Mods.* Modpack is subject to change, and updates.

Tillage on Discord

tillage.myzia.network