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JINKIES! Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Farms Harvested:	146	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or scandal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with inbred babies, Lovecraftian horrors, and sentient sex dolls – oh my! Witness as players get married to their own sons, impale each other’s buttocks with big serpents, and give birth to retarded cripples for eternity. And let’s not forget about the huge asses and racks that are sure to keep you entertained. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – YABBA DABBA DOO, CAN I WATCH TOO?

Cigarette Smoking Minecraft SMP Guy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crops Grown:	5643
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll see more than just a black guy smoking a cigarette – you’ll see llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing top hats, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is like “whoa, that’s too crazy for me!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

SurgeryCraft – CancelledTrip

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor Redditor! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without any guilt trips from family members.

We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.

So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Freebies4U Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magic Items Found:	2271	Gods Slained:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant (spoiler alert: she always wins)! Plus, we offer free diamond armor to all new players because why not? So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCravings

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Farms Harvested:	764
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat is virtual bread? Well, on our server, we have a special plugin that allows you to eat any food you can think of! That’s right, whether you’re craving a juicy burger or a decadent slice of cake, you can chow down to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only the power of food! Imagine hurling a giant meatball at your opponent or smacking them with a giant slice of watermelon. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and indulge in some epic food fights, come join us on our server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor.

TaurusMissileMadness

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is so lit that even the german minister is breakin ranks just to play on it! yea, u heard me right, the german foreign minister annalena baerbock is all about supportin ukraine and long-range missiles, but she also can’t resist the urge to build epic structures and mine diamonds on our server.

u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”

so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Sad News Minecraft Server: PlayStation Is Dying

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than Playstation? Look no further! Our server makes more money than Nintendo and Xbox combined – we’re basically rolling in diamonds over here. And if you join now, we’ll even throw in a free virtual pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of pure profit. So come on over and start building your way to financial success – just watch out for creepers trying to steal your cash!

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
New Chunks Explored:	153498	Enchantments Applied:	65

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about our weirdest fetishes and have group jerk off sessions!

Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.

Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.

NoRegretsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.

CraftyCraze: Mine all day, play all night!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Crops Grown:	9674	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Do you like building epic structures and battling creepy mobs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with the Endermen – they really know how to break it down! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Postgame Life 25

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Crops Grown:	8914
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down! yep, you heard that right, pigs flying upside down!

we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!