JINKIES! Minecraft Server

amber egg, baddie, BIG SERPANT, Divorce, elden lord, feet, grrm, HIV positive, huge ass, IMPALE HER BUTTOCKS, INBRED BABIES, INTERLAPING INCEST, Jinkies, LOVECRAFTIAN HORRORS, malenia, marika, mesmer, Minecraft, miquella, OTHER HALF, OUTER GODS, RACK, Radagon sama, radahn, retarded cripples, scarlet rot, SENTIENT SEX DOLL, Server, SHOTA FEMBOY, YABBA DABBA DOO

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Enchantments Applied:	58	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8679
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or scandal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with inbred babies, Lovecraftian horrors, and sentient sex dolls – oh my! Witness as players get married to their own sons, impale each other’s buttocks with big serpents, and give birth to retarded cripples for eternity. And let’s not forget about the huge asses and racks that are sure to keep you entertained. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – YABBA DABBA DOO, CAN I WATCH TOO?

HelluvaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), AO3, assassin business, booru, Bruiser, creator, Demons, Discord, Episode playlist, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, hellhound, Helluva Boss, HelluvaCraft, Hotel, Minecraft, Official Website, overpopulation, Princess of Hell, receptionist, Rehabilitation, Server, Startup, weapons specialist, youtube channel

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the chaos and hilarity of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss! Join Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel – because who wouldn’t want to vacation in Hell? Or follow Blitzo, a demon Imp running his own assassin business with his quirky team in Helluva Boss.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and plenty of laughs. Want to join in on the fun? Download the pilots, watch the episodes, and immerse yourself in the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself checking out into Heaven or running a startup in Hell.

So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and come join us for a wild ride through the underworld. Just be prepared for anything – because in this server, anything can happen. See you there!

HBD RuinerCraft

anger, baby shower, Birthday, celebration, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, family, HBD, husband, milestone, misunderstanding, Pregnancy, Priorities, relationship, RuinerCraft, Support, vacation, Wife

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Love Letters Sent:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family drama!

Picture this: your husband is turning 50 and you have a luxurious vacation planned, but suddenly your brother’s wife announces she’s finally pregnant after years of trying. And guess what? The baby shower falls on your husband’s actual birthday! Talk about a plot twist!

But wait, it gets even crazier. Your husband goes from 0 to 100 real quick, accusing you of not caring about his birthday and throwing a full-blown tantrum. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server drama?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us now! Who knows what kind of insane stories and adventures await you in this virtual world!

EmoWeather Minecraft Server

Calm, Cloudy, cloudy with a chance of emotions, emotional forecast, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional weather, emotions, EmoWeather, feelings, forecast, inner turmoil, mental health, Minecraft, mood, psychological well-being, Rainy, Server, Stormy, Sunny, sunny skies, Thunderstorms, Turbulent, weather

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Are you feeling like a stormy mess today? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash all your chaotic energy in a virtual world! Build towering structures out of pure rage, mine for diamonds with the intensity of a hurricane, and battle mobs with the fury of a thunderstorm. Let your emotions run wild as you conquer our pixelated realm and show everyone who’s boss. Trust us, you’ll never look at weather forecasts the same way again after experiencing the madness of our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to weather the storm – both literally and figuratively!

BlockyBeats: The Unexpected Playlist

BlockyBeats, creativity, daily routine, ENERGY, Expression, habits, Individuality, inspiration, Lifestyle, motivation, Music, Personal, playlist, productivity, Rhythm, Routine, Self Discovery, Soundtrack, surprising song, unexpected, Unique

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

If your daily routine had a soundtrack, our Minecraft server would be the most surprising song on it! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of chickens learned how to breakdance and formed a dance crew on our server. They challenge players to dance-offs for epic loot and bragging rights. Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes? Yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that action. So come join us and add a little bit of crazy to your daily routine soundtrack!

Blocky Ruble Exchange Minecraft Server

blocky, Currency, Dollar, economic impact, Economy, EURO, exchange, finance, financial markets, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global trade, Halts, international relations, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow Exchange, New U.S. Sanctions, Ruble, russia, sanctions, Server, Trade, Trading

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	243
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ores Mined:	2242
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	97	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same ol’ boring Minecraft servers? Well, have I got a treat for you! This server is so lit, even the Moscow Exchange had to halt dollar and euro trade just to get a piece of the action!

Join us for some EPIC adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got diamond armor for days, creeper explosions that will blow your mind, and a community so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server, and if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Yeah, you heard me right.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

MapleCraftRocketFun

arms deal, arms transfer, Canada, CRV7, decommissioned, defense industry, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, MapleCraftRocketFun, military aid, military equipment, military surplus, military technology, North American countries, rocket motors, rocket propulsion, Sending, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, weapons disposal

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ROCKET MOTORS FROM CANADA FLYIN AROUND LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BLAST UR WAY THRU BLOCKS LIKE A MADMAN AND MAKE UR OWN CRAZY ROCKET SHIP TO FLY TO THE MOON AND BACK! JOIN NOW AND BE DA FIRST TO EXPLODE UR WAY TO VICTORY!

PoolPartyPwnage

activities, Adults, Awareness, children, Community, Kids, leisure, lifeguard, Monitoring, parents, pool jets, PoolPartyPwnage, poolside, public pool, Recreation, Safety, socializing, Summer, supervision, swimming, water play

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2509	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	821596

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in Minecraft, when suddenly, BAM! You get sucked into a vortex and end up in this crazy server where all the adults are hanging out by the public pool jets. And guess what? They’re not even swimming, they’re just chilling there, sipping on potions and chatting about the meaning of life.

But here’s the best part – they invite you to join them! They’re like, “Hey, come hang out with us and build some epic underwater bases while we debate whether creepers are secretly plotting to take over the world.” And you’re just like, “HECK YEAH, sign me up!”

So now you’re part of this wacky community where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. You’ll go on crazy adventures, battle giant squids, and maybe even uncover the secret conspiracy of the chickens who are plotting to overthrow the pigs as the rulers of the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding sheep, then come join us at [Server Name]! Who knows what kind of absurd shenanigans you’ll get into next.

HotPoliticianBrains

Analysis, climate change, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Communication, global warming, heat impact, heat stress, Heat Waves, heatwave effects, heatwave research, HotPoliticianBrains, older politicians, political discourse, political speeches, politicians, public speaking, research, speech complexity

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

join our epic minecraft server where heat waves make politicians talk like toddlers! we analyzed 7 million speeches from 28,000 politicians and found out that when it gets hot, their brains turn to mush! imagine hearing a seasoned politician trying to discuss foreign policy but all they can say is “me want juice box!” it’s a riot, i tell ya! come join the fun and see if you can decipher what they’re trying to say. plus, older politicians are even more affected, so you’ll get to witness some real gems. it’s like a comedy show and a political debate all rolled into one. so hop on our server and prepare to laugh your pants off!

MagnificentCentury 1.20.4 Survival, Bosses, Classes Minecraft server

Abilities, Bosses, Cities, Classes, Heroes, Magic, Pets, Skills, Survival, Territory, Towny

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Magnificent Century is a unique server with

a combination of Heroes and Towny plugins

Which allow players

– Build your own cities

– Fight for territory

– Develop skills and abilities

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Welcome to Alinea, the server where even the llamas are pros at Minecraft!

Alinea, Binding, charged silk touch, charged unbreaking, commands, Cooperative, custom enchantments, custom expansion, enchantment polish, enchantment system, extra records, food skewers, Immersive, Llamas, Minecraft, No pvp, overpowered books, Pros, rebalances, Server, Settlements, simple voice chat, smp, unstable enchantments, Whitelist, wholesome community

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Alinea Minecraft Server

Overview:

Come join Alinea, a Minecraft 1.21 SMP server that offers a Vanilla-like experience with added features. Join our Discord server to apply for the whitelist and start playing today!

Server Features	Details
Proximity Voice Chat	Use Simple Voice Chat to talk to your friends and neighbors in-game
Food Skewers	Try out new foods, including veggie skewers
Extra Records	Enjoy new music discs in the game
Whitelist	All builds are protected behind a whitelist

Other features:

No commands or claims – to maintain immersion
Custom enchantments – extra enchantments and curses
Wholesome community – play cooperatively
No PvP – consent-based
Various rebalances – for balanced gameplay

Frequently Asked Questions:

How do I join the SMP server?

To join, apply for the whitelist on our Discord server in the #whitelist-application channel. You will have an interview and review of the rules before playing.

What are unstable enchantments?

Unstable enchantments are a custom expansion to the vanilla enchantment system. They are created by combining max-level enchanted books and enchantment polish in an anvil. These books are very powerful but cannot be added directly to tools.

What custom enchantments are available?

Alinea offers various custom enchantments like Binding, Charged Silk Touch, Harvest, Hoover, and more. These enchants enhance gameplay without the need for mods.

Can I use the custom enchantments with a vanilla client?

Yes, you can use all features on the server with a vanilla client, except for the proximity voice chat.

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