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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 4993 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
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