What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

strange, perplexing, immovable object, confusion, incomprehension

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

Aether SMP: Rise & Conquer!

ancient lore secrets, PvP tournament events, strategic alliance formations, custom gameplay experiences, Rise

🌌 AETHER SMP – FORGE YOUR LEGEND

🏰 Step into a fun world where power is earned, legends are made, and godhood is close.

🔥 What Awaits You:

🛡️ Four Realms: Nature, War, Delusion, Knowledge. Pick your side or take them all.
⚔ Warfare & Intrigue: Make wars, form empires, or break them from inside.
🔮 Magic & Custom Classes: Use magic and make your own playstyle.
🗺️ Towns & Nations: Build, lead, and grow in a big world.
📖 Mythic Lore & Quests: Find old secrets or make your own story.
💰 Player Economy: Run shops, trade stuff, rule the market.
🏆 Weekly Events & PvP: Show your skill and win rare loot.
💻 Java & Bedrock Crossplay: One server. All players. No limits.

🚫 No resets. No pay-to-win. Just a world that keeps changing and never sleeps.

📜 Join us now. The gods are watching. Will you rise or fall?

🌐 IP: aether.my.pebble.host

Reverie SMP: Chill Craft 18+

Friendly Adult Server, Creative Player Collaboration, quality-of-life enhancements, mature gaming experience, Unique Building Challenges

Reverie SMP

[Semi-Vanilla] [SMP] {JAVA 1.21.5} {HermitCraft Inspired} {Application Whitelist} {Mature} {18+} {Community}

Are you on the hunt for a chill, adult crew? Look no further! Reverie SMP is here to bring you a cozy spot inspired by great servers like HermitCraft and Empires SMP.

Season 1 has started!

Check out our Image Gallery

Join Us!

Want to apply? Find us on Discord

Why Choose Reverie SMP?

Near Vanilla Gameplay No /tpa, no /sethome, no /spawn. Just pure Minecraft fun with a twist!
CoreProtect Grief and theft? No worries! We can fix it fast.
Proximity Chat Chat close to your pals! Not a must, but super fun.
Experienced Staff Our team knows their stuff. We aim to do it right!
DynMap Check out our map here.
Server Events Get ready for fun! Movie nights, D&D, and build battles await.
Activity System Show if you wanna chat or if you’re busy.
Supporter Perks Just cool stuff, no pay to win!

We want to show you that Reverie is worth your time! Your thoughts matter, and we have ways for you to share them. Expect polls and suggestions to help us grow!

Server Specs

AMD Ryzen 5600X 64GB of RAM 2x500GB NVMe SSD Located in Virginia, US

UneasyVanilla Anarchy EU 1.21.4

dedicated staff support, authentic Minecraft adventure, chaotic exploration journeys, thrilling PvP battles, semi anarchy

### UneasyVanilla [Semi-Anarchy]

Version: 1.21.4 Region: EU Hacks: No Reset: No

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IP: uneasyvanilla.com

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Welcome to UneasyVanilla, the chill Minecraft server made for you. Here, you can let your ideas run wild in a close-knit group. It’s a mix of anarchy and survival, but with some rules to keep it fun.

At UneasyVanilla, we stick to the core of what Minecraft is all about. Our world is over 4 years old, filled with the dreams of players like you. When you first spawn, get ready for a maze of lavacasts—the spawn point has been totally griefed. Once you break free, it’s all about building and exploring!

We love a bit of chaos, but we also want everyone to have a good time. Our rules are simple, so all can enjoy without lag. Our staff is here to keep things fair, quickly banning any cheaters to keep the game smooth.

Join us today! Feel the thrill of survival where surprises pop up around every corner. Whether you want to team up, show off your skills, or build huge projects, UneasyVanilla is the place to be!

Also, hop on our Discord to chat with others! Join here: Discord

Check out our website for more info: Website And don’t forget to look at our wiki: Wiki

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Join us now at UneasyVanilla.com! You won’t regret it!

Near Vanilla SMP 18+ Java Fun

Fun, International Player Collaboration, Unique Biome Exploration, Mature Player Dynamics, java

Near Vanilla Server Info

Welcome to Near Vanilla! A chill spot for 18+ folks. This is a Semi-Vanilla SMP that’s been around for 7 years. It’s all about fun, builds, and making pals.

What’s Cool Here?

Build Together: Join in on group builds or go solo.
Fun Events: Compete with others or shop in our lively market.
Great Friends: Meet new people while crafting your dream world.

Community Vibes

Global Chat: We chat on Discord, sharing ideas and laughs.
Player Input: Your thoughts matter! Big changes come from player talks.
Admin Support: Our team keeps things smooth and fair.

Features

DynaMap: Check your fave biome and see where your pals are.
Custom Tools: Enjoy handy plugins like:
- Deathlog: Know where you died.
- WanderfulAdditions: Control armor stands and hide item frames.
- Kickafk: No more long AFK times.

Rules to Play By

18+ Only: Mature and cool players only.
Zero Tolerance: No hacks, griefing, or toxic stuff. Be nice!

Join Us!

If this sounds fun, grab your gear and jump into Near Vanilla!

Apply Here:

Website: nearvanilla.com
Map: DynaMap
Season 5 Recap: Watch Here
Screenshots: Check Them Out

Ready to start? Click below to apply on Discord! Apply here!

GOOMB SMP Fun Zone Vanilla

Supportive Player Network, Seasonal Festive Celebrations, Fun, Vanilla, GOOMB

GOOMB SMP

Welcome to GOOMB SMP! This is a vanilla SMP server with a whitelist. It’s for mature players and runs on 1.21.4+. We use DiscordSRV, have Simple Voice Chat, and offer cool features like BlueMap, InteractiveChat, CoreProtect, and ViaVersion.

About Us

GOOMB started with a bunch of pals who love Minecraft. They want to have fun in survival, make wild builds, and share laughs. The goal is to grow a genuine community both in-game and on Discord.

What’s Happening?

Events: We plan fun in-game events for holidays like Christmas, Halloween, and Easter. Plus, we’ll have game nights and movie nights on Discord!
Community Fun: In our first week, we got new players, shops at spawn, and a light prank war is brewing (no griefing, just laughs). We even do daily Wordle for kicks!

Rules

We care about keeping a safe space. Here are the rules:

Follow all rules in-game and on Discord.
No hate, bigotry, or any bad stuff.
No NSFW content.
Be nice to everyone.
Keep drama out.
Be mature and use common sense.

Make sure to read the rules! If you don’t, we’ll know.

How to Join

Join our Discord: Click here
Read the rules in detail.
Fill out an application to join the server.
Mods will review your app and let you know if you’re in.

Join us and be part of the GOOMB fun!

Hyscape Returns! BIG Roleplay Fun!

big, Unforgettable Quests Await, Hyscape Dragon Adventures, Unique Character Customization, Enriched Survival Challenges

Hyscape is Back! 🎉

The BIGGEST Roleplay Server Ever!

What’s New?

Massive Dragon Update Get ready! New stuff is coming soon.
Rank Up Change No more /rank up! Fight bosses to earn your rank. Prove you are worthy!

New Features

10 Unique Dragons They are waiting for you in Hyscape!
All New Season Fresh spawn, cool dragon loot, soul boxes, and more!

Join Us!

Create Your Character
Join a Faction
Rule the Land of Hyscape!

Who dares.. Wins!

Worlds

Forever World
Resource World

Important Info

Zero Resets
Subreddit: r/Hyscape

Connect with Us

Discord: Join Here

IP: Hyscape.Online Platform: JAVA / CROSSPLAY

Heartshot Haven: Play & Claim!

Creative Building Projects, Adventure and exploration, Family-Friendly Environment, Collaborative Gameplay Opportunities, smp

💘 Heartshot Haven 💘

A chill Minecraft server for all! Join a vibe where everyone fits in!

✨ Cool Stuff:

⚔️ Ranks
🎭 Tags
💰 Economy
🏡 Claims
🌍 Warps
⚡ Skills

🔥 Why Join?

Bedrock & Java play nice together!
Fair fun, no cash wins!
All ages can chill here!

Join the Discord for more info and to grab the IP. Make your mark in Heartshot Haven, where fun and pals are the game!

Discord:

Join Us!

North Survival 🌲 PVP Fun!

Minecraft Adventure Realms, Semi Vanilla, dynamic economy systems, Survival Strategy Guides, PvP Arena Showdowns

🌲 North Survival [PVP] [Semi-Vanilla] 🌲

Established: December 2024 Version: 1.21.4 LGBTQ Friendly Age: 13+ Long Term Players Welcome

🔹 Explore the Wild

Use /tprandom to jump up to 3500 blocks away and find your dream spot.

🔹 Fast Travel Warps

/warp spawn – Go back to spawn
/warp arena – Show off your skills in PvP

🔹 Server IPs

Java: eu-1.magmanode.com:27681 Bedrock: eu-1.magmanode.com | Port: 27681

🔹 Rules

✅ Raiding is allowed ❌ Major griefing is NOT allowed (minor is fine) (Full rules are on Discord)

🔗 Join our Discord

Click here to join!

Come join the fun!

CreativeCraft Fun Build SMP!

customizable in-game aesthetics, engaging survival quests, rewarding player progression, collaborative project showcases, creative building adventures

CreativeCraft

CreativeCraft is a chill place for builders. The crew is nice, and the fun grows every day. Join in!

⭐ Server IP:

play.creativecraft.org

📝 Website:

creativecraft.org

🎉 Discord:

Join us on Discord

Features

No resets since 2014.
Works on Java and Bedrock.
Huge 150×150 plots to build.
Semi-vanilla Survival with quests.
Free WorldEdit & Visualizer on plots.
Earn rank as you play.
Ask for more plots, no limits!
Small, lovely community.
Nice modern hub built with care.
Friendly and caring staff.
No need for donations.
Earn in-game cash for Treasure Chests!
No pay-to-win perks.
Fast server with Ryzen 5900x and 64GB RAM.
Backups 8 times a day for safety.
Clean chat for all.
Vote for Member rank to unlock cool stuff.

Rules

Be nice and kind.
No hate-speech.
Keep it light, no heavy topics.
No hacks or griefing.
No spam.
No ads.

Commands

Command	Description
/menu	Open the CreativeMenu.
/plot auto	Claim the nearest plot.
/plot merge	Merge your plot with another.
/tpa	Send a teleport request.
/faq	View FAQs.
/ranks	Check server ranks.
/vote	Vote for extra perks.
/heads	Pick from many heads.
/cosmetics	Open the cosmetics menu.
/idea	Get a building idea.
/nv	Toggle night vision.
/secret	Open secret blocks menu.
/nick	Change your nickname.

Join CreativeCraft and build your dreams!

Immovable Object

🌌 AETHER SMP – FORGE YOUR LEGEND

🔥 What Awaits You:

📜 Join us now. The gods are watching. Will you rise or fall?

Reverie SMP

Season 1 has started!

Join Us!

Why Choose Reverie SMP?

Near Vanilla Server Info

What’s Cool Here?

Community Vibes

Features

Rules to Play By

Join Us!

Apply Here:

GOOMB SMP

About Us

What’s Happening?

Rules

How to Join

Hyscape is Back! 🎉

What’s New?

New Features

Join Us!

Worlds

Important Info

Connect with Us

💘 Heartshot Haven 💘

✨ Cool Stuff:

🔥 Why Join?

Discord:

🌲 North Survival [PVP] [Semi-Vanilla] 🌲

🔹 Explore the Wild

🔹 Fast Travel Warps

🔹 Server IPs

🔹 Rules

🔗 Join our Discord

CreativeCraft

⭐ Server IP:

📝 Website:

🎉 Discord:

Features

Rules

Commands