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What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Emeralds Found:	4119
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	103
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

Blocky Battle Bots

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7511
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2
Crops Grown:	5187	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of the voices in your head constantly arguing with you? Well, join our Minecraft server where more people side with Walter than the voices in your head! Walter is our resident llama who always knows the right way to go, whether it’s building a castle or slaying dragons. Plus, rumor has it that Walter is secretly a Minecraft pro disguised as a llama. So come join us for a llama-tastic time and leave those pesky voices behind!

Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my wife Kate mysteriously disappeared and then reappeared with a whole new set of skills.

In this server, you’ll experience the thrill of being hunted down by a killer while trying to repair generators and escape with your life. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with a deadly twist!

But wait, there’s more! Our bugfix patches are so legendary, they’ll make you question reality itself. And our All Things Wicked update will have you shaking in your pixelated boots.

Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Kate’s disappearance. Or maybe you’ll just get sacrificed by the killer. Either way, it’s bound to be a blast!

Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story about Manuel and his fat cock. Legend has it that Manuel’s cock is so massive, it can break through bedrock with a single thrust. And on our server, you too can wield the power of Manuel’s cock to conquer all your enemies and build the most epic structures imaginable. So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Buildings Constructed:	42

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the players couldn’t punch their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow the strongest girls from every series to join! That’s right, forget about Steve and his weak punches, we’ve got Sailor Moon, Wonder Woman, and even Chun-Li ready to kick some blocky butt!

Join us for epic battles where you can team up with your favorite badass ladies and take on mobs like never before. Watch as Sailor Moon uses her Moon Tiara Magic to defeat the Ender Dragon in one swift move, or see Wonder Woman lasso up some creepers and send them flying into the sunset.

But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in strength challenges against these powerful heroines. Can you out-lift Chun-Li in a weightlifting competition? Or beat Wonder Woman in an arm-wrestling match? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that girls really do run the Minecraft world!

Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	484898
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dimension Hops:	14

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our server where we fight off the evil amerisharts and their dastardly plans to take over the world!

Our server is filled with players from all over the world, coming together to strategize and take down the enemy. We’ve even had a player who single-handedly defeated an entire army of amerisharts with nothing but a wooden sword and some raw chicken. It was truly epic.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, drama, and epic battles, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the world from the evil amerisharts. See you in the game!

CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1882
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Dimension Hops:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with VShojo and vtubers who are ready to take on any challenge you throw at them. From Froot, who can grow giant fruit trees in seconds, to GEEGA, who can summon a herd of geese to attack your enemies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Need a break from the chaos? Head over to our dedicated Kson discussion area, where you can debate the best way to tame a wild Kson. Or jump into our Henya discussion for tips on how to outsmart the genius herself.

Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with the wildest group of vtubers on the internet. Join us on /vsj+/ and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

BrawlCraft: Where /v/ Finally Gives Brawl Stars Some Love!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mines Excavated:	2056
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking trees. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, it’s guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles.

So why does /v/ ignore Brawl Stars? Because they haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos of our Minecraft server! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown.

Hacker Alert: “Ooooooooh no no no (haaaaaackkkkkkkkk) (sucks in air rapidly) Minecraft Server”

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	52
Magic Items Found:	7494	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions as you navigate through insane challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep stampedes through your mine, leaving a trail of confetti and glitter in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of mischievous players dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the entire server, causing chaos and confusion wherever they went.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And don’t even get us started on the legendary potato war that happens every Tuesday – it’s a spud-tacular event you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the NATOniglets – they’re a wild bunch, but they sure know how to have a good time!

Sibling Shenanigans Minecraft Server: Where Being the Youngest Means You’re the Real MVP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Towns Built:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of being the golden child in a family of screw-ups? Do you feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders while your siblings resent you for being successful? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you!

Join our Minecraft server and leave all your family drama behind! Build your own world where you’re the king or queen, where you can escape the constant nagging and pressure to be perfect. Let your creativity run wild as you create your own paradise away from all the chaos at home.

And hey, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and fight off creepers? Trust us, it’s way more therapeutic. So come join us on our server and leave all your family drama at the door. Plus, we have virtual cake. Who doesn’t love virtual cake?

Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Creepers Get Freaky

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Crops Grown:	8909

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional unexpected item up someone’s rear end.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional questionable decision involving questionable objects.

Forget about boring old servers with strict rules and regulations – here, anything goes! Want to build a giant banana-shaped house? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Why not!

So come on down and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your life choices and laughing until you cry. Just remember to watch your back…you never know what might end up there.