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What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

surreal, perplexing, immovable object, questioning reality, puzzling

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

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PsychoMine SMP: Does anyone else psych themselves up to kill themselves in the Minecraft SMP?

smp, suicidal thoughts, self-destructive behavior, suicidal ideation, Edgy

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner daredevils and push the limits of our courage and mental toughness! Join us if you want to psych yourself up for the most outrageous challenges, like building a house out of TNT or trying to survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword.

Our community is full of edgy faggots (their words, not ours) who are always looking for new ways to test their limits and have a laugh while doing it. Whether you’re a paranoid schizophrenic or just someone who loves a good adrenaline rush, you’ll fit right in here.

So come on, join us and see just how far you can push yourself in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even find yourself dowsing in gasoline and laughing about it later!

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SuperRichCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Economy, INEQUALITY, SuperRichCraft, summit

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN OUR SERVER! FIRST OF ALL, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT WE HAVE A PET CREEPER THAT CAN DO THE MOONWALK! HOW COOL IS THAT?

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS! I KNOW, IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT IT’S TRUE! AND IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU GET TO RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES! IT’S LIKE A SCENE STRAIGHT OUT OF A MOVIE!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A FLOATING CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN LIVE IN A CHEESE CASTLE AND RULE OVER THE LAND WITH YOUR CHEESY ARMY! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

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PixelPioneerJustice

Incident, Conflict, HUMAN RIGHTS, unresolved, Accountability

So like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can be a settler who shoots Palestinian mans and not get in trouble for it for 9 months! Like, what even is that? It’s like a wild west showdown but in Minecraft, yeehaw! Join now for the most intense PvP action and questionable legal consequences. Your trigger finger will never be the same!

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TipsyCraft

emotions, self-perception, mental health, intoxication, Behavior

so, like, u know how u get all stressed out in real life and u try to act all cool and collected but inside u feel like a hot mess? well, on this server, the more pressure u feel, the more fun u have! like, imagine trying to build a house while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens – it’s a total adrenaline rush, dude!

and, like, if u ever feel like ur brain is fried from all the stress and u just need to relax, we have the chillest virtual hot tubs where u can soak and chat with other players about the meaning of life or why creepers always gotta be creepin’.

plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the most epic loot hidden in the craziest places – like, one time someone found a diamond sword in a llama’s butt! true story, bro.

so, if u wanna escape reality and have a blast in a world where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers), then u gotta join this server, man. it’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about ur feelings.

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McEcon

Economy, Survival, PvP, Minecraft Server Economy Shop Mobs Wealth Community Grief Bedrock Java Cross platform Admins PVE PVP Nether Residence LandClaim Player Shop Auctions Cracked clients, Cross-Play

Come join today, build a shop, earn money for killing mobs and become the wealthiest on McEcon!

Benefits: Friendly, welcoming community. We offer a moderated, no grief experience for all players and ages! Bedrock and Java cross platform server. 1.8.x to 1.21 Java Compatible Active admins PVE / PVP Nether Residence / LandClaim Player Shop (Economy) Auctions Cracked clients allowed More!

mcecon.sickgaming.net

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steelfistMC

botania, Mods, Terralith, Minecraft, Whitelist

Join our brand new 1.20.1 survival server with over 100 mods, including Simple Voice Chat, Botania, and Create, as well as many other small mechanics, QOL, and misc. tweaks. Some server-side mods include Tectonic, Terralith, Factions, and Waystones, as well as new animations and vanilla+ weapons, among many others.

Please join our Discord to download the mod-pack: https://discord.gg/UdV4FuHmkQ

stahlfaustmc.duckdns.org

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ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

Lore Teaser, claimable codes, Redeemable Codes, Captain Overtime, zhu yuan

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join now for a chance to win a virtual llama that farts rainbows every time you ride it!

Our server is so epic that even the characters from Zhu Yuan are dropping by to hang out. Captain Overtime himself will be there to challenge you to a dance-off on the lava dance floor.

But wait, there’s more! We have a lore teaser that will blow your mind and make you question the very fabric of reality. Where did the miracle begin? Find out on our server, where miracles happen every day.

And don’t forget about our exclusive redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and CATCHABOOKANURBT5MQ8D. Use them to unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk. It’s all possible on our Minecraft server of insanity!

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KrystalGoneWild Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Krystal, smp, INFORMATION, not a drill

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it killed the Krystal Archive! That’s right, our server is so epic that it caused a digital apocalypse. Join us if you dare, and witness the chaos and mayhem that ensues. From exploding cows to flying pigs, anything can happen on our server. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

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BoobiesAwayCraft

Support, unsupported, male friends, reactions, discomfort

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of mischievous cows invade your land. But fear not, because our server is equipped with magical cow-repelling powers that will have those pesky bovines running for the hills in no time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this insane story? One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. Yes, you read that right – cheese! But instead of panicking, they embraced their cheesy fate and threw the most epic cheese-themed party the server had ever seen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the legendary Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

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