Immortal Thread Edition Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RooftopGunShowdown

crime, emergency, gun, Gunman, Incident, investigation, law enforcement, Protection, Protocol, quick action, response time, Rooftop, RooftopGunShowdown, s&s, Safety Measures, SECURITY, security breach, Shooting, Surveillance, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even gunmen on rooftops don’t stand a chance against our elite SS guards! Join us for the most thrilling and action-packed gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is so secure that even if a gunman somehow manages to sneak in, our SS guards will take them out faster than you can say “blocky bullets”. It’s like a real-life action movie, but with pixelated graphics and creepers instead of bad guys.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but you never know what might happen in the world of Minecraft). See you in the game, adventurer!

CraftyArgMilei Minecraft Server

argentina, Conflict, controversy, CraftyArgMilei, criticism, diplomatic tensions, doubles down, foreign affairs, global politics, government response, international relations, Iranophobic, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, milei, Minecraft, political discourse, Politics, rhetoric, Server, south america, Statements, Tehran

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DAB, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAKDANCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO RARE, THEY’RE LIKE FINDING A UNICORN RIDING A RAINBOW!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE, WHERE THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS AND THE LOLZ NEVER STOP! 🤪🤪🤪

CraftyCommieJailbreak

30, 9 years, activism, artist, Conflict, CraftyCommieJailbreak, Donating, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, jailed, Justice, Oppression, political prisoner, protest, Russian, solidarity, Support, ukraine army, War

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Mines Excavated:	1470
Farms Harvested:	627	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the russian government by building ur own underground bunker complete with secret escape tunnels and hidden treasure rooms. u can even create ur own propaganda art to spread ur message of freedom and democracy to the world. plus, if u get caught, u can bribe ur way out of jail with in-game currency or challenge the guards to a pvp battle for ur freedom. come join us and let’s stick it to the man together!

DelayingDeathMC

cpr, critical condition, death, DELAY, DelayingDeathMC, emergency, first aid, Healthcare, Help, intervention, Life, life-saving efforts, Medical, mortality, Paramedics, prolonging life, resuscitation, Save, Support, Survival, Trauma

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	9018	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Gods Slained:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. like, what more could you want in a minecraft server, amirite?

if you join this server, you will, like, gain superpowers and be able to shoot fireballs from your butt. no joke, man. it’s, like, totally legit.

we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the fountain of youth and become immortal. yeah, you heard me right. immortal. you’ll never have to worry about dying in minecraft ever again.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and terrorize the villagers with? yeah, it’s pretty freaking awesome.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MinecraftMedDietKids

adherence, Biomarkers, cardiometabolic health, child nutrition, children, chronic disease prevention, diet intervention, dietary habits, health, Healthy Eating, heart health, Lifestyle, long-term health benefits, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, MinecraftMedDietKids, nutrition, pediatric health, Preventive medicine., Promoting, wellness

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Crops Grown:	6237
Emeralds Found:	6800	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Void Armor Forged:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we promote adherence to a Mediterranean diet in children cuz why not?! we got all the healthy foods like olives, feta cheese, and hummus to keep you energized while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

did you know that eating like a Greek god will improve your cardiometabolic health biomarkers? it’s true! our players have reported feeling stronger, faster, and more resistant to zombie attacks after switching to a Mediterranean diet.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and become the healthiest, most epic minecraft player out there. plus, we have a secret level where you can battle a giant pizza boss for the ultimate loot. see you in the game, Mediterranean warriors!

SkyrimLooted Minecraft Server

Adventure, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, first time, Frustration, gameplay, Gaming, hours in, Immersive, Incredible, Looting, looting mechanics, looting system, Minecraft, open world, RPG, Server, Skyrim, SkyrimLooted, treasure hunting, Understanding, video games

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where looting is even more epic than in Skyrim! Imagine finding a diamond sword in a chest and realizing it shoots fireballs when you swing it – that’s the kind of loot you can expect here.

But be warned, after 10 hours of playing, you’ll start to understand just how terrible it is… terrible for your social life because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, insane stories, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Skyrim when you can have all this and more in our Minecraft world? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

DuelCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 6, Banlist, database, Decklists, dng, DuelCraft, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, master duel, Minecraft, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, Ultimate, upcoming releases, Yugipedia

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more broken than your last relationship? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of glitching through walls, falling into endless pits, and encountering mobs that are more unpredictable than your ex on a bad day.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of madness is happening. Join us for a chance to witness the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has more twists and turns than a soap opera. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a surprise lava trap or a friendly creeper looking for a hug. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, boundaries in co-parenting, child’s well-being, co parenting, co-sleeping, Communication, counseling, custody, DadCraft, family dynamics, Gaslighting, Girlfriend, introducing new partners, Minecraft, parental rights, parenting disagreements, relationship boundaries, Server, taking son back, trust issues, visitation schedule

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Potions Brewed:	195	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Farms Harvested:	261
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you never know what crazy antics will happen next!

Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected surprises, just like the time I went to pick up my son and ended up in a shoe swap scandal! Who knew shoes could cause so much chaos?

But that’s not all – we also have intense arguments, like the one I had with my co-parent about introducing new partners to our child. It was like a soap opera, complete with gaslighting and accusations flying left and right!

And don’t even get me started on the time I caught a mysterious woman sitting in the car with my co-parent. Who is she? What is she doing here? The suspense is killing me!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs scripted storylines when you have real-life craziness like this?

DadCraftFamDrama

adoption issues, communication breakdown, DadCraftFamDrama, emotional intelligence, emotional trauma, extended family drama, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gatherings, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family secrets, family tension, Generational conflict, parent-child relationships, Resentment

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my dad’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and zero family drama (unless you bring it with you, in which case, please leave it at the door).

Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, but without the awkward conversations and passive-aggressive comments. Explore our vast world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t judge you for hating being loved for over 40 years.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we don’t have any emotionally unstable stepfathers trying to explain their actions to you. Plus, we have a cool name like Morgan that will make you light up every time you log in. And if you ever feel like you’re in the middle of a Minecraft family feud, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with Facebook messages from angry relatives telling you to think before you speak.

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than to deal with passive-aggressive aunts and uncles. See you in the game!

Crafty F Off Zone

colloquialism, Communication, Crafty, Cursing, Diplomacy, discretion, Etiquette, expletive, Expression, Language, Manners, offensive, Polite, politeness, Rude, Slang, Social Interaction, swear words, tact, vulgarity, Zone

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people are too polite to tell you to “fuck off”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to say it in the most creative and hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner sass shine. Who knew telling someone to “fuck off” could be so entertaining? So come on, join us and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!