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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 3338 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!
After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!