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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2013 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
– The ancient captivapendejos once tamed a flying llama and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story, bro. – Our server is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only attack players that can’t bust a move. – Every full moon, the ancient captivapendejos hosts a disco party in the Nether, complete with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.