Yo, check this out!
There’s this super chill server called FishOnMC. It’s like a fishing sim, but in Minecraft! 🎣 This place is a gem and totally underrated.
Why is it cool?
So, what are you waiting for? Go try it out and see what all the buzz is about!
Welcome to The Blockyard SMP!
About Us Tired of short-lived servers? Join The Blockyard SMP! This is a chill place for friendly folks to build and play together. Think of it like the good old days of Hermitcraft!
What We Offer – Vanilla Survival Just classic Minecraft with Simple Voice Chat. No wild mods, just fun! – Community Focused No lone wolves here! We want players who like to build and hang out close to each other. – Tight-Knit Group A small crew of 6-12 players. Make friends, not just names on a list. – Fun Events Join in on: – Hardcore games – Build battles – UHCs – Seasonal challenges
How to Join We keep it cozy. If you want in: 1. Fill out a short app in our Discord. 2. If you fit, you’ll be a “Trial Member” for a bit. 3. After a week, we’ll vote on your full membership.
Who We Want – Ages: 18+ (25+ is better) – Chill, friendly vibes – All playstyles welcome: Builders, explorers, pranksters, PvP champs, and content creators!
Ready to Join? Hop into our Discord and apply! Join Here
Let’s make something great together in The Blockyard SMP!
| About the Server: | |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla Fabric |
| Availability | 24/7 uptime |
| Playstyle | Chill, building-focused SMP |
| Mods/Plugins | Minimal mods for performance, staying true to the vanilla experience |
| What We’re Looking For | Advanced builders who enjoy building, large-scale projects |
You can message us on Discord with your builds to be considered for the server. Our Discord username is St3ntor.
The server will open when we find enough players to start the SMP.
The server is a vanilla SMP with a focus on building and large-scale projects. It is a chill and relaxed environment for advanced builders.
Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you when you join the server.
And let me tell you, the landscape is like something out of a fever dream. Giant mushrooms, floating islands, and lava waterfalls everywhere you look. It’s like playing Minecraft on acid, but in a good way.
Plus, the community here is lit AF. We’ve got players from all over the world, each one crazier than the last. You never know what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into when you log on.
So come join us, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Unless you’re a cuck, in which case, maybe stay away. But if you’re cool with watching your oshi flirt with male vtubers, then you’ll fit right in. Let’s get weird together, my dude.
Reasons to join our server: 1. No unexpected phone calls during intimate moments – unless it’s a creeper trying to blow up your house. 2. Build your own bar and invite your teammates for a virtual drink – no need to worry about leaving your spouse hanging. 3. Get into arguments with other players over who has the best pixel art – but remember, it’s all in good fun! 4. Explore new worlds and discover hidden treasures – just like finding out why your husband really went to the bar without you.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be mad about is running out of diamonds!
anyways, if u wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance. plus, our diamond mines are like, never-ending. it’s like a dream come true, but in block form. so come on over and let’s build some crazy stuff together. who needs politics when u can have minecraft? amirite?!
our server is so lit that even players with depressive symptoms have a 54% increased chance of becoming the richest player on the server! it’s like magic, but better because it’s minecraft!
we have epic battles with giant spiders and creepers that explode into rainbows and unicorns! you’ll never be bored on our server, especially when you discover the hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted armor and weapons that shoot fireballs!
so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and become the ultimate diamond miner and warrior of the land! trust us, you won’t regret it!
>no annoying coworkers to deal with, just me and my blocky pals building epic structures and battling mobs
Leave behind the annoying coworkers and dive into a world where it’s just you and your blocky buddies, creating epic structures and fighting off hordes of mobs. Who needs human interaction when you have Minecraft?
>no more mundane tasks, just endless possibilities and adventures in a pixelated paradise
Say goodbye to mundane tasks and hello to endless possibilities in our pixelated paradise. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join now and never look back!
Imagine a world where you can trade stone carved pregnant elephants with your ex’s new girlfriend’s pregnant elephant. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
Join now to experience the thrill of navigating through ex relationships, family heirlooms, and accusations of being a lowlife. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this crazy story. Join our server now and get ready for some wild adventures!