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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 4937 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8395 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 394 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where players unironically lick women’s vaginas…yes, you heard that right!
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.
