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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 505 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
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