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LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

join dis cray cray minecraft server and get dat vitamin D fix u been needin! u know what dey say, a creeper a day keeps da doctor away! build urself a fortress made of calcium blocks and never worry bout fractures again!

we got da wildest adventures waitin for u, from fightin off skeleton armies to rescuin villagers from zombie attacks. u can even ride a pig into battle if u feelin extra bold.

but beware, dis server ain’t for da faint of heart. only da bravest survive in our world of blocky madness. so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some vitamin D-fueled fun!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Xilonen herself would want to join in on the fun.

Join us for a rainbow-tastic adventure in Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” where you’ll forge your own destiny and slay dragons with nothing but a peak patrol sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, we have daily check-in rewards that are permanent – just like that one time Xilonen forged her name in the stars.

And if you need some extra Primogems, we’ve got redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true hero of Mondstadt.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in a world where anything is possible – just like Xilonen’s Duty of Name Forging!

Kik Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the currency is trading nudes of your significant other! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in scandalous pics here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Meatstro99, a mysterious player who roams the land challenging others to epic battles with nothing but raw meat as weapons. Will you be the one to defeat Meatstro99 and claim the title of Meat Master?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

BoyfriendBlockheadAITA

aita, apartment search, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockheadAITA, childhood home, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Digging, Effort, fixing problems, free living, hard work, Homeowner, idiot, long-term planning, Mortgage, Moving, relationship, spring water, water issues

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where you can build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges on our server. Maybe your house is running out of water and you need to dig for a new spring to keep it flowing. Or perhaps your boyfriend is being a total noob and wants to move out instead of putting in the work to fix it. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual shovels and pickaxes to help you out!

So why join our server? Because where else can you live in a house for free, deal with water shortages, and have a boyfriend who thinks apartments are better than fixing problems? It’s like reality TV, but in pixelated form. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

Sayonara, Old Sayings!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Neuro Club Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2021	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Crops Grown:	2653
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.