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CraftyHoops Minecraft Server

athlete, Basketball, Competition, coverage, CraftyHoops, EXCITEMENT, Fan, Favorite, Game, interviews, Kahleah Copper, League, Media, Minecraft, NBA, player, press conferences, PROFESSIONAL, Server, sports, success, TEAM, top 20

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Alien Abductions:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with NBA press conferences where Kahleah Copper is hailed as the greatest Minecraft player of all time! Watch as she dominates the virtual court with her epic building skills and take part in outrageous tournaments where the prize is a diamond-encrusted pickaxe! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

GFHeartlessNoChoresVacay

ACL reconstruction, aita, bed rest, Blame, busy season, Chores, Communication, compromise, fair, GFHeartlessNoChoresVacay, Girlfriend, Heartless, household responsibilities, injury, relationship dynamics, surgery, surgery recovery, System, vacation, work-life balance

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the real-life drama like this crazy chore chart situation! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with unreasonable partners.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone assigning you extra chores just because you got injured. On our server, you’re free to explore, create, and have fun without any unfair expectations.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can unleash your creativity without any judgment, all while avoiding the chaos of real-life drama like this insane chore chart debacle. Trust us, you won’t regret escaping to our Minecraft world where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

BlockBusterLaughs

all-time favorite, belly laughs, best comedies, BlockBusterLaughs, chuckles, classic comedy, classic humor, comedic genius, comedic gold, comedic timing, comedy, funny movie, hilarious, humor, laugh out loud, Laughter, must watch, side-splitting, timeless humor, Top Picks, witty humor

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	676	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block tells a joke, every mob has a hilarious catchphrase, and even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile before they explode! Join us for non-stop laughs and endless fun as you navigate through our wacky world filled with pun-tastic puns, meme-tastic memes, and a whole lot of silliness. Who needs popcorn when you can have a side-splitting good time on our server? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to LOL your way through the most consistently funny Minecraft server ever!

KittyCraft: No Dog Calls!

Bitch, Calls, cat calling, catcall culture, disrespectful behavior., dog, dog calling, double standards, feminism, gender, gender stereotypes, Harassment, INEQUALITY, KittyCraft, Misogyny, sexism, Slur, Social Issues, street harassment, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, victim blaming, Women

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crops Grown:	3154
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up! we have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night and invite you to join in on the fun!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

we also have a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. you can ride on a unicorn or have a dance-off with a talking squirrel, the possibilities are endless!

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for the time of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? let’s get this party started, baby! 🎉🦄🍭

MicrobeCraft: Gut Health Edition

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Farms Harvested:	428
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

come join our minecraft server where your gut microbiome will be so lit, you’ll never have to worry about cardiovascular disease again! our server is like a magical potion for your insides, making you feel younger and healthier with every block you mine. forget about metabolic dysfunction, we’ve got the cure right here in our virtual world. join us and let your gut microbiome do the talking as you build, explore, and conquer in ways you never thought possible. who knew that playing minecraft could be so good for your health? come see for yourself and start living your best, most microbial life today!

CrabCraft: Where even the sea creatures can’t resist the urge to mine and craft!

Active Discord, active members, Chunk Backups, Community Focused, CrabCraft, Craft, Creatures, discord server, HermitCraft gameplay, Join, Message, Minecraft passion, Resist, Safe Environment, sea, SEASON 2, Survival, Thriving Community, urge, Vanilla, vanilla feel, vanilla perfection, voice chat, Whitelisted, whitelisted security

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	546	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Server Name	CrabCraft 🐚
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Season	Season 2️⃣ commences 15th June, on 1.21
Description	A whitelisted, community-focused server with emphasis on keeping the vanilla feel of Minecraft alive

FAQs

Q: How can I join CrabCraft?

A: To join CrabCraft, you can pop a message stating your interest in our Discord welcome channel and someone will get back to you as soon as possible!

Q: Do I need to have any mods installed to play on CrabCraft?

A: Yes, we use Simple Voice Chat and require all members to have this mod installed for voice communication.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: Yes, our server is protected with a whitelist and we also have chunk backups in place to ensure a safe and friendly environment for all players.

Q: What can I expect from the CrabCraft community?

A: You can expect to join a close-knit group of fellow players who share the same passion for Minecraft. Our Discord server is also an active space for communication.

FashionCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, body image, clothing, Confidence, dressing well, fashion, fashion advice, fashion choices, fashion inspiration, fashion sense, Fashion tips, fashion trends, FashionCraft, feeling good, looks good while dressed, looks like this naked, Minecraft, Outfit, personal style, self esteem, Server, Style, Wardrobe

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate fashion show! Dress up your character in the coolest outfits and strut your stuff on the virtual runway. But beware, if you strip down to your birthday suit, you’ll transform into a wild and crazy creature that will have everyone laughing! Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your style and see what happens when you let it all hang out on our server!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

#venting, anger, blocktopia, breathes in, Breathing, emotional, exaggerated, exaggerated emotions, exaggerated reaction, expressive, Frustration, INTENSE, loud, Minecraft, Outburst, overreacting, Pump, rant, Release, scam, Server, stress, Yelling

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just make you yawn? Well, look no further because our server will literally make you scream with excitement!

Join us and experience the thrill of constantly pumping adrenaline as you navigate through insane challenges and obstacles. Our server will have you on the edge of your seat, or should I say, on the edge of your block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, it will make you question your sanity. You’ll be screaming “AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH” as you try to survive and thrive in our crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Just remember to breathe…if you can.

PatriotCraft: A-50 Takedown

A-50 radar plane, A50, aerial warfare, air defense system, defense technology, downing, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, international relations, January, military capabilities, military conflict, military defense, missile defense system, patriot missile, PatriotCraft, radar technology, russia, security measures, takedown, Ukraine, US

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
New Chunks Explored:	55093	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down valuable radar planes with patriot missiles just like Ukraine did to Russia in January! we got crazy pvp battles, insane builds, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion! join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

UnseenAndUnemployedCraft

Assumptions, catching up, Communication, Courtesy, employed, family, Friends, Life Changes, MARRIED, never assume, Pregnant, reconnecting, relationships, reunion, social etiquette, Status, Surprises, UnseenAndUnemployedCraft, Updates, work

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

hey u! yes u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well have i got the server for u!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers give u hugs instead of exploding!

if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while shooting fireballs at ur enemies! u can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, because why not?

oh, and did i mention that if u join our server, u will automatically become a millionaire in real life? that’s right, just by playing minecraft on our server, u will become so rich that u can buy ur own private island and retire early!

so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! who knows, maybe u will even meet herobrine and become best friends!