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Crafty Memes: Where /pol/ meets Minecraft for some LOLs

America, civil war, Conflict, Crafty, Crisis, Democracy, Division, election season, emergency, fear, Future, Government, lols, meets, memes, Minecraft, PARANOIA, POL, Political, Preparation, second civil war, society, uncertainty, united states, Unrest

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Farms Harvested:	633	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of worrying about civil war breaking out in the US? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no civil war” policy! Join us and escape the chaos of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical force field that repels any potential civil war instigators. So come on, join us and let’s build a peaceful and harmonious virtual community together!

DullCraft: Where even the creepers are bored! Join now for a snooze-fest of a good time!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	65	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is anything but dull!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies know how to bust a move.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart), then come join us and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That’s Definitely Not Just a Random Number

#covert operations, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous writer, Crafty, crime, crime fiction, detective, Enigma, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, McCraftface, mysterious book, Mystery, No. 916797878, number, puzzling, Random, secretive, Secrets, Server, Suspense, suspenseful novel, Thriller, unknown identity

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs as they soar through the sky, battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and defend it from an army of zombie llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave where all the mobs go to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Nations: ‘>your country’ Edition

can your little-pecker handle a Latina, communication barriers, Confidence, Country, Crafty, cross-cultural relationships, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, DATING, Edition, Gender Roles, gtYour, Insecurity, international dating, Latin culture, Latin women, latina, machismo, Masculinity, Nations, relationships, self esteem, Stereotypes, your country

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Votes:	5404
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mines Excavated:	1264
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Dragon Eggs Found:	2562

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your love life! Are you ready to dive into a world where the blocks are as stacked as the players? Join us if you think you can handle a Latina – because our server is hotter than a desert temple in the middle of summer!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a heartbroken ex looking for revenge, and the zombies are just misunderstood creatures looking for a friend. Can you survive the chaos and become the ultimate blocky champion?

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because on this server, anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find love in a world made of blocks! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Nijisisters’ 39 IQ Abomination: Minecraft Madness

39 iq, Abomination, Burn, chubba, collab, cry more, hololive, Losers, LOSING, ls, madness, Miko, Minecraft, Nijisisters, senchou, Suisei, vtuber community, w/, winning

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of taking L’s in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate winner’s club! We’ve got collabs with chubbas that will blow your mind and have you crying tears of joy. Suisei, Miko, Senchou – they’re all on our side, racking up those wins like nobody’s business. So if you want to be a part of the winning team, join us and leave those losers in the dust. Let the hololive spirit guide you to victory!

Poopocalypse Adventures

Adventures, challenging game, competitive multiplayer, difficult to master, Escape from Shitkov, experienced players, faggots with 1000+ hours, frustrating gameplay, get repeatedly killed, hardcore gaming experience, hardcore players, hiding in every nook and cranny, high skill ceiling, intense competition, maps open on 2nd monitors, Poopocalypse, rage inducing, skilled opponents, steep learning curve, strategic gameplay, SUCKS, try to play

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Tired of getting wrecked by sweaty try-hards who have memorized every pixel of the map? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace chaos and madness! Our players are so unpredictable, they don’t even know where they’re going half the time. No more getting killed by nerds with 1000+ hours of gameplay, here you’ll get killed by a chicken riding a pig or a llama wearing a top hat. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of insanity that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft mayhem!

Crafty Climate Deniers: Where Global Warming is Just a Myth!

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate, climate action, climate activism, climate awareness, climate change, climate crisis, climate denial, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate science, climate solutions, Crafty, deniers, Environmental Science, extreme weather events, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Myth, renewable energy, Scientific consensus, warming, weather patterns

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lava flows like water and the creepers have a sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would be funny to rearrange your blocks.

Our server is known for its wacky adventures, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that took over the entire village. Or the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff and ended up crash landing in a pool of lava.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of peaceful activities for those who prefer a more laid-back experience. You can go fishing in our enchanted lakes, explore our vast underground caves filled with treasure, or just hang out with your friends and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

So come join us and see why everyone is saying, “Did it just get warmer?” on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in the most epic crossover ever! Join the fun now!

banner sim, Barbara, character banner, collaboration event, Crimson Night Fades, crossover, Daily check-in rewards, Epic, Explore Nature, feline fortress furrdyssey, Freedom-Sworn, Fun, genshin, genshin impact, GENSHINGIFT, GigCraft, guides, Impact, Join, Kaedehara Kazuha, Maps, meets, mihoyo, Minecraft, Neuvillette, Redeemable Codes, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Trailer, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, weapon banner, Web Event, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers!

Need a break from all the craziness? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees sing Beyoncé songs and the flowers tell dad jokes. And don’t forget to visit our lava park where you can roast marshmallows and play volleyball with magma cubes.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a special redeemable code that unlocks a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Jack-Offs: Anon’s Minecraft Server of Questionable Requests

Anon, Anons, ANONYMOUS, arousal, Crafty, degradation, dirty talk, Domination, Erotic, exhibitionism, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Humiliation, jack off, JackOffs, kink, Masturbation, Minecraft, Pleasure, Questionable, Requests, Roleplay, Server, sexual, Submission, taboo, verbally abuse

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5200
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5326	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	159	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of chickens start attacking you because you forgot to pay your chicken tax. Or how about the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive was to dance the Macarena? Trust us, you won’t find experiences like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants (you’ll thank us later).

Itachi’s Evil Lair: Where Villains Rule and Creepers Drool

Anime, anime character, BETRAYAL, brother, CREEPERS, Darkness, decision, Drool, Evil, Itachi, Itachis, Lair, long trail, Naruto, power, Redemption, redemption arc, regret, rule, sacrifice, Sasuke, tragic, tragic hero, uchiha clan, Villain, Villains

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	31
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49

Do you ever lay awake at night, pondering the question of whether Itachi should have stayed evil? Well, ponder no more, because on our Minecraft server, we wholeheartedly believe that Itachi should have embraced his dark side! Join us for epic battles, where you can choose to fight alongside the legendary Itachi as he reigns terror on the land.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady characters and uncover hidden treasures. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and love to give hugs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s rewrite the story of Itachi together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage of the underworld.