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MiceCraft: Bone Marrow Battleground

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? well, come join our server where we have bone marrow transplants for mice to combat alzheimer’s! yes, you heard that right. forget about building houses and fighting zombies, on our server you can save the lives of virtual mice with cutting-edge medical procedures. plus, our mice are super cute and will thank you with virtual cheese! so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in the most bizarre minecraft server ever created!

TribalMC

#addons, Casino, Craft, in game money, Items, Machines, Minecraft, Server, Slimefun, Survival, TribalMC

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

TribalMc is a minecraft server currently with survival and casino.

Casino uses in game money that can be earned every day.Survival has almost 90 Slimefun addons with thousands of items to craft and machines to create.

tribalmc.org

MineCraftyMe Server

Be me, chaos reigns supreme, chat becomes a war zone, crusaders freaking lose it, jihadists always get away with sh*t, jihadists nuke the Vatican, join the crusaders, MineCraftyMe, mods force us to restart server, mods ignore our damn reports, mods turn a blind eye, no justice, no punishment for those jihadist scum, playing on jihad vs crusade Minecraft server, pumped for righteous battles, ruining the entire damn game, secret tunnel, Server, tfw mods play favorites

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ores Mined:	8827
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle on our Minecraft server, when suddenly a group of jihadis come in and start causing chaos. But don’t worry, we have a team of crusaders ready to take them down and restore order. Join us for epic battles, secret tunnels, and the occasional nuking of historical landmarks (just for fun, of course).

> Our mods may turn a blind eye to some things, but that just adds to the excitement. Who needs justice when you have chaos and mayhem? Plus, if things get too out of hand, we’ll just restart the server and pretend like nothing ever happened. It’s all part of the fun!

> So come join us on our crazy, unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Just remember to watch your back and always be ready for the next insane twist in the game. Who needs a boring, rule-abiding server when you can have this level of madness?

TwitchStreamer’s MineServer

#mineserver, chat interactions, Content Creation, digital content, Donations, Entertainment, funny jokes, Gaming, internet culture, Live streaming, Online Community, online content creator, online entertainment, PRETTY, simps, Streaming Community, streaming platform, Support, twitch streamer, Twitchstreamers, username recognition, viewer engagement

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	191
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Are you tired of simps not appreciating your hilarious jokes in chat? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where even the prettiest Twitch streamers will recognize your username and laugh at your jokes! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of laughs. Who needs donations when you’ve got the best sense of humor in the game? Join now and show those simps how it’s done!

PaperDue Minecraft Server

BIAS, classwork, DEADLINE, due date, essay, Fail, final paper, Finals week, friendship, Instructions, late submission, Minecraft, nagging, PaperDue, Professor, Resources, roommate, Server, submission page, time crunch, Time management, total grade, University

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Buildings Constructed:	40
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only deadline you need to worry about is when the creepers start exploding! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own world, where you can turn in your assignments whenever you feel like it!

Forget about due dates and deadlines, because on our server, time is just a concept. Just like how Sam missed her final essay deadline, you can miss all the deadlines you want and still come out on top. Who needs grades when you have diamonds?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be failing at is not having enough fun! And remember, it’s not your fault if you forget to turn in your virtual homework – blame it on the lag!

BdayBashExcluGrlsAITA

BdayBashExcluGrlsAITA, Birthday Party, child’s birthday, children’s party, classmate, daughter’s birthday, exclusion, friendship, Invitation, mother-daughter relationship, parent communication, parental conflict, party guest list, party hostess, party invitations, party planning, party venue, school relationships, social drama, social dynamics, social etiquette

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	7473
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no crazy parents will be cursing you out in front of the children! Join us for a fun and peaceful gaming experience, where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds (and let’s be real, that’s just part of the game).

Our server is perfect for kids and adults alike, with no crazy mums causing chaos. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Plus, we have a strict no-plaster-cursing policy, so you can game in peace without any unexpected outbursts.

Don’t let the fear of crazy parents ruin your gaming experience. Join our server today and let the only drama be whether you’ll survive the night against those pesky creepers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Billionaire’s Revenge Minecraft Server

billionaire, billionaires, control, defamation, financial ruin, Harassment, influence, intimidation, legal battles, Life, long-term consequences, Manipulation, Minecraft, power, psychological warfare, Revenge, ruin, sabotage, Server, social isolation, targeted attacks, Vengeance, wealth

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	1007	Royal Courts Attended:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Chimeras Created:	1

Ever wondered what it would be like if a billionaire decided to use their wealth for pure evil in Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join now to experience the chaos and mayhem as a billionaire wreaks havoc on unsuspecting players.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a billionaire swoops in and buys up all the land around you, leaving you with nothing but a tiny plot of dirt. But that’s not all – they also hire an army of creepers to constantly attack you, making it impossible to even step outside without getting blown up.

But wait, there’s more! The billionaire also has a team of elite hackers who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and destroy all your hard work. And just when you think it can’t get any worse, they unleash their secret weapon – a giant killer rabbit named Fluffy who will stop at nothing to hunt you down and take you out.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you with outrageous twists and turns, then look no further. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where billionaires rule and anything is possible.

Hilltop Havoc: Where Randomness Reigns!

adamant, Argument, BELIEF, controversial, conviction, debate, DEFEND, Die, firm, Havoc, HILL, Hilltop, impassioned, opinion, Principle, Random, randomness, REIGNS, Resolute, Stance, Stand, STRONG, Stubborn, unwavering

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	6798	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Votes:	4496	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you ready to embark on a journey to the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Well, buckle up buttercup, because this server is like no other!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Yes, you heard that right – even the mobs have a sense of humor here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Random Hill of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of giant chickens. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve fought to the death on a flying chicken!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a magical force field that turns griefers into fluffy bunnies. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

CraftyPutinDefeatZelensky

common interest, Conflict, cooperation, CraftyPutinDefeatZelensky, Defeat, Democracy, Diplomacy, european union, German lawmakers, global affairs, international relations, leadership, nato, Peace, Politics, putin, russia, solidarity, Speech, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Emeralds Found:	9345	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

so like, imagine this, right? u got this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own lil world and stuff, but get this, the president of ukraine, zelensky, is like talking to german lawmakers about how we all gotta come together to defeat putin in the game. like, bruh, how crazy is that? join our server and help zelensky take down putin in the most epic minecraft battle ever. plus, we got unlimited diamonds and a secret underground base filled with cake. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and be a part of history in the making!

AwkwardAfterlifeLove

Afterlife, awkward, AwkwardAfterlifeLove, celestial reunion, divine partnership, divine union, eternal bliss, eternal bond, eternal companionship, Eternal Love, Eternity, everlasting marriage, Heaven, heavenly encounter, Marriage, Meeting, relationships, reunion, soulmates, spiritual connection, Spouse

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

so like, imagine u die and go to heaven, right? and then u see ur ex standing there like, oh hey, fancy meeting u here! awkward much? but don’t worry, on our minecraft server, u can escape all that awkwardness and just have a blast building stuff and fighting zombies and whatnot. plus, we have a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil unicorns. so come join us and leave all that afterlife drama behind!