I’m not gonna eat you Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Man Up and Mine for Diamonds

Bravery, Commitment, Country, courage, DEFEND, determination, diamonds, Duty, Fight, heroism, Honor, loyalty, man, man up, Military, nationalism, patriotism, Protect, sacrifice, Serve, strength, Valor

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of being a wimpy little block-builder in Minecraft? Do you want to prove your bravery and fight for your virtual country? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate battleground for hardcore players who are ready to man up and show their true warrior spirit.

Join us and experience epic battles, insane challenges, and hilarious shenanigans as you fight for glory and honor. From building massive fortresses to leading your army into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready to show the world what you’re made of. Join us now and become a true Minecraft warrior!

Minefast – Where Sonic the Hedgehog Mines for Gold Rings!

Fang the Hunter, GOLD, Hedgehog, IDW Release Dates, Knuckles Series, MineFast, Mines, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, Rings, sonic, Sonic comic scans, Sonic cytube, Sonic Game Recommendation, sonic movie, Sonic Movie Announcement, Sonic Movie Release Date, Sonic Movie Trailer, Sonic OC, Sonic Promotion, Sonic Stadium, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Toy Party, Year of Shadow

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	3744	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server in all the land – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we dive into the world of Sonic and discuss everything from the Year of Shadow to leaked Sonic Toy Parties.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive trailers for the Knuckles Series, announcements for Sonic the Hedgehog 3, and even a Fang the Hunter comic coming out soon. Plus, don’t miss out on our Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet – it’s a must-see for any true Sonic fan.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we also have a booru full of Sonic comic scans, an OC info archive, and a Pixel World where you can build your very own Sonic-themed creations. So why wait? Join us on this wild ride through the world of Sonic – it’s gonna be a blast!

Wolfy Spice Mine

Adventure, Anime, appreciation, cute, economics, FANTASY, folklore, Goddess, Holo, Journey, Lawrence, light novel, Manga, Medieval, Pure, romance, Spice, spice and wolf, Trading, wise wolf, wolf girl, Wolfy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	487
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and become part of a world where Holo the wise wolf reigns supreme! She will guide you through epic quests and challenges, using her mystical powers to help you conquer all obstacles. Plus, rumor has it that she can even summon diamond blocks with a flick of her tail!

But beware, Holo is not the only magical creature in this realm. You’ll encounter talking cows, flying pigs, and even dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, whose wool is said to grant wishes.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Holo is waiting for you to prove yourself worthy of her wisdom and join her pack of fearless Minecraft warriors.

Crafty McCraftface: What Would You Do?

Cock, Crafty, know, long trail tags, McCraftface, She, Suck, tags, wwyd

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Emeralds Found:	8955	Farms Harvested:	270
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mysteries and absurdities never end! Join us if you want to uncover the ultimate secret of who “she” is – and if you figure it out, well, let’s just say there’s a special reward waiting for you. And no, it’s not just a pat on the back.

Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove of diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, if you want to know who “she” is, you better be ready to bring your A-game – and maybe a spare pair of pants.

GobbleCraft: Where Turkeys Speak Hindi and Chickens Play Minecraft

animal, avian, bird, chickens, Communication, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, etymology, GobbleCraft, Hindi, interchange, International, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, Naming, peru, Play, speak, species, translation, turkey, Turkeys, turkish, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5851
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Potions Brewed:	43	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Emeralds Found:	996	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where even the names of birds are confused! Did you know that in Turkish, a turkey (the bird, not the country) is called Hindi? But wait, in Hindi it’s called Peru! Confused? So are we, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with upside-down logic, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but wouldn’t that be cool?). Our community is as diverse as the names of birds in different languages, so come make some new friends and explore our crazy world together.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about birds in the process (or maybe not, we’re not exactly experts in ornithology). Join us now and prepare for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Gura’s Worst Nightmare Server: Creeper Killers United

“Gura killer, CLOSEST, cold case, creeper, crime, criminal behavior, criminal investigation, criminal profiling, forensic evidence, Guras, investigation, Killers, law enforcement, murder, Mystery, Nightmare, serial killer, Server, SUSPECT, suspect identification, suspect list, suspect profile, suspect search, true crime, United, unsolved, WORST

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate thrill ride for all players!

Join us and become the closest “Gura killer” we’ve ever seen in the Minecraft world. Take on epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. Who knows, you might even come face to face with the legendary Gura herself!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with treasure and danger around every corner. Will you be the one to conquer them all and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back!

DroneCraft: Where even the drones ask “Why are FROM drones like this?”

Aerial Photography, Artificial Intelligence, commercial use, data collection, DroneCraft, Drones, flying machines, future technology, hobbyists, innovation, Military, Military operations, privacy concerns, reconnaissance, remote control, robotics, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Unmanned aircraft, Video recording

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5410
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	966
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Star Shards Collected:	132
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by rogue drones that drop loot when defeated. These drones are not your average mobs – they are equipped with lasers, rocket launchers, and even disco balls that blind you with their fabulousness.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city where players can engage in epic battles with giant mutant chickens. These chickens are so big, they can crush you with a single peck. Will you be brave enough to take them on?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for Laughs!

Adjudicator, alien threats, co-op, contested planets, Digging, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, Helldivers, interstellar struggle, Latest Patch, laughs, loadouts, McMineFace, minecrafty, objective-based missions, playstation 5, procedurally generated, PvE, squad edition, Steam, Super-Earth, team composition, Third-person Shooter, twin-stick shooter, war status, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Void Armor Forged:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchantments Applied:	166
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ores Mined:	9238

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take squad goals to a whole new level! Join us in the epic battle to rid the galaxy of alien threats in our very own version of HELLDIVERS 2. You’ll become a Helldiver, part of Super Earth’s elite fighting force, and embark on missions to liberate planets and achieve total victory in our galactic campaign.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re a fan of the original HELLDIVERS game, fear not – we’ve got that too! Dive into the top-down, twin-stick shooter action and experience the roots of our epic gameplay formula.

Check out our wiki for all the insider info, grab your gear from our equipment reference, and team up with fellow players to dominate the battlefield. And don’t forget to stay up to date with the latest news and patches – we’re always evolving and improving!

So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure and show those aliens who’s boss! Trust us, even the Adjudicator thinks this server is good – and that’s saying something!

Crafty Psychopath Gals: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Awareness, Behavior, Conclusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, emotions, fear, gals, gender, Manipulation, mental health, misconceptions, Misogyny, Perception, psychopath, Psychopaths, realization, Reflection, relationships, society, Stereotypes, stigma, TOXIC, Tread, Truth, Women

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of dealing with psycho exes in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only psychopaths you’ll encounter are the creepers trying to blow you up. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. Who needs love when you have diamonds? Join now and leave those real-life psychos behind!

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Main Course!

cheeky personality, chickens, Henjin no Salad Bowl, I love her charm, Main, rule, salad, saladcraft, She is so good, Top, Warawa otaku gozaran no de kuwhuahhaa

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Warawa otaku gozaran no de kuwhuahhaa! She’s basically a Minecraft goddess with charm for days. Rumor has it, her cheeky personality can even make creepers explode with laughter. Join our server for a chance to bask in her awesomeness and maybe even learn a thing or two about building the most kawaii structures in all of Minecraft land. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with a true legend!