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Blame My Backwards RAM Stick – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even our hardware has a sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with upside-down RAM sticks, mischievous motherboards, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? So come on in and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure your hardware is seated correctly, or you might end up blaming the mobo too!

Gloomy swamps – gloomy swamps Minecraft server

Custom Items, Dark World, Dungeons, gloomy, MANGROVE, Minecraft, Monsters, Server, Survival, swamps

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Dismal Swamp is a server where you have to survive in the world of a mangrove swamp. There are short days, long nights, dangerous monsters, lots of new dungeons, dungeons, and even custom items for you to find! Dive into the dark world of swamps!

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Fire Punch Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is as lit as Fire Punch! Literally, our server is so hot that your computer might catch fire (just kidding, please don’t sue us).

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally possible and not at all dangerous. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to break it down. Just watch out for the exploding dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest block in existence. Rumor has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Fanfic Writers Minecraft SMP

collaboration, creative writing, Fandom, fanfic, Fanfic writers, FANFICS, fanfiction, female robots, fembots, guilty pleasure, hobby, Minecraft, Online Community, penpal, reading, Recommendations, ROBOT, sharing ideas, smp, Stories, storytelling, Writers, Writing, writing together

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	182	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you a fembot who loves reading and writing fanfics? Well, you’re in luck because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a whole community of fembots who share your guilty pleasure and won’t judge you for it. Plus, we have penpal programs where you can connect with other fembots and collaborate on writing fanfics together. Join us for a fun and creative experience like no other!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Edition, fuckin die, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nazis, PALS, PIXEL, s/fur, Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Animals Bred:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further than our server, where we have a special “S/fur Nazis fuckin die edition” just for you!

Join us for a wild ride as we battle against evil fur Nazis who are trying to take over the Minecraft world. But don’t worry, we have plenty of weapons and armor to help you in your quest to defeat them.

Not only that, but our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Creeper Bowling” that will have you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and help us rid the world of those pesky fur Nazis once and for all! Plus, we have free cake for all new members. Who can say no to free cake?

The Space Cadet in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Chimeras Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to dive into a world where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is filled with crazy challenges like building a house out of only TNT or surviving a night in a cave filled with nothing but angry chickens.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes but only if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded.

So come on, join us on loona and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep a bucket of water handy – you never know when a herd of exploding sheep might come your way!

BlockyNorthAmerica Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	55
Dragon Eggs Found:	570	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats as they explode. You’ll be dancing your way through the mines, I guarantee it.

2. We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and diamond mines. It’s like Space Mountain, but way more dangerous.

3. Our PvP arena is so intense, players have been known to pull off 360 no-scope trickshots while battling it out. It’s like Call of Duty meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a challenge. Can you defeat the legendary ghostly griefer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Shopaholic Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Just a pic of me stocking up on diamonds and enchanted gear before tonight’s epic battle on our Minecraft SMP. Gotta make sure I’m prepared to take down the Ender Dragon while also keeping up with my Monday night RAW wrestling career. Who says you can’t be a pro wrestler and a pro Minecraft player at the same time? Join our server for the ultimate crossover experience and see if you have what it takes to survive in the ring and in the world of blocks and mobs. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Genius Henya’s Minecraft Server

#youtube, Amano Pikamee Archive, Archive, Daimonji Ryugon, Delinquent Edition, Ebosi, Former members, GENIUS, Haneuzu Miuneru, Henya THe Genius, Henyas, Hikasa Tomoshika, Jitomi Monoe, Michimata Batoya, Minecraft, ragtag, Server, twitch, Uemine Noruju, VOMS Project, vshojo, vsj, VT, vtvsj, Zengaku Sanparo

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Welcome to the most delinquent Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be a part of Henya the Genius’s crew from Vshojo as we wreak havoc and chaos in the virtual world. Our former members include Hikasa Tomoshika, who can build a house in under 5 minutes, Haneuzu Miuneru, the master of pixel art, Daimonji Ryugon, known for creating epic redstone contraptions, Zengaku Sanparo, the TNT expert, Uemine Noruju, the mining pro, and Michimata Batoya, the prankster extraordinaire.

But wait, there’s more! We also have Ebosi, formerly known as Jitomi Monoe, who can summon mobs with a snap of her fingers, and Amano Pikamee Archive, whose builds are so epic they’ve been archived for future generations to marvel at.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of misfits and troublemakers coming together to create the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Popcat’s SMP Adventures

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player named CHILLGUY decided to buy a Solana meme coin. Little did he know, this decision would lead him down a rabbit hole of adventure and chaos. As he delved deeper into the world of cryptocurrency, he stumbled upon our server, where the memes are dank and the diamonds are plentiful.

Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic bases, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the blockchain. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next? So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).