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Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Potions Brewed:	41	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6533	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Crops Grown:	7026	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Buildings Constructed:	42	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
New Chunks Explored:	707932	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Mines Excavated:	4333

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	40

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Votes:	1720
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮