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I’m Gonna Hurt You Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer, FAQs, general, General guide, Gregor, Hong Lu, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, optimal grind guide, Outis, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, season 5, Server, sinner, Target Extraction, The Barber of La Manchaland, The Priest of La Manchaland, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dimension Hops:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, which shall remain nameless for legal reasons, is filled with wacky adventures and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join us as we embark on quests to find the Mirror of the Wuthering, ride the Refraction Railway Line 4 while wearing fancy masquerade masks, and face off against the mysterious Priest of La Manchaland and his trusty sidekick Gregor. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next?

But that’s not all – we have upcoming extractions that will blow your mind, including a hunt for the elusive FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. And let’s not forget about our target extraction missions, where you’ll have to use your wits and E.G.O skills to come out on top.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we’re directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers galore, but also expect a whole lot of fun.

Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready to dive into a world of madness and mayhem. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for more outrageous updates.

Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our Minecraft server today and become part of the most ridiculous gaming community out there!

Greta’s Revenge Minecraft SMP

BRAINWASHING, conspiracy theories, cyber manipulation, digital deception, Disinformation, extremist groups, Greta Thunberg, Gretas, hate campaigns, internet trolls, jidf, Minecraft, Misinformation, nu/pol, online manipulation, online propaganda, online radicalization, online radicalization tactics, political agendas, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Revenge, smp, social media influence

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Love Letters Sent:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the craziest conspiracy theories you’ve ever heard! Join us and become part of the epic battle against the JIDF brainwashing, where you’ll have to team up with Greta herself to take down their evil plans. Who knew that saving the world could be so fun and hilarious? So come on, join us and let’s show those brainwashers what we’re made of!

My Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

advice, blissful, Clingy, Drugs, follow, Girlfriend, Girlfriends, hot, Life, mad, mind-bending, Minecraft, mood swinger, moody, overemotional, relationships, Robots, Server, sex, single, stressed, WORSE

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your moody girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with blocks, mobs, and endless adventures that will have you saying “girlfriend who?”

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs a clingy partner when you have a pickaxe and a world full of possibilities at your fingertips?

Plus, our server is so amazing that even the most mind-bending sex can’t compare to the pure joy of playing here. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. So say goodbye to relationship stress and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!

Minecraft SMP: /omog/ – OMORI General

character birthdays, console editions, Developer Interview, Exclusive content, FANART, fanfiction, Fangames, general, greentext, Guide, KEL, merchandise, Minecraft, Mods, OC Fic, omog, OMORI, Physical Edition, Projects, RPG Maker MV, smp, steam edition, Thread Template, Walkthrough, whiteboard

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2737
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and unsafe Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Forget about building peaceful farms and cozy homes, this server is all about the madness and mayhem.

Join us for a chance to explore exclusive content that will blow your mind, just like the console editions with their mysterious secrets. And don’t forget to celebrate Kel’s birthday on November 11, because who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen on that day!

But that’s not all, we have fangames, projects, and more to keep you entertained for hours on end. From OMARIO to DOOMORI, there’s no shortage of wacky adventures to embark on.

And let’s not forget about the mods that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. Try out _omariAU, rainy_mari_mod, omorimodreverie, or omori_daydream for a truly mind-bending experience.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and see where the chaos takes you. Just remember, safety is not guaranteed, but fun is guaranteed!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventure, Adventures, Anime, blocky, Boa Hancock, Character development, Emotional Conflicts, FANTASY, HEARTBREAK, Joining Crew, love, Luffy, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate Empress, relationships, romance, Server, SHONEN, Straw Hat Pirates, strong female characters, unrequited love

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join our server and become part of a wacky crew of Minecraft pirates led by none other than Luffy himself! That’s right, we’ve got a real-life Luffy running the show and he’s always looking for new crew members to join his adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Hancock is also on the server, but instead of joining Luffy’s crew like a sensible person, she’s off doing her own thing. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans she’s getting up to?

So if you want to be part of a wild and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen, then come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next pirate king of Minecraft!

Sneed Net Minecraft SMP

alpha version, anticipation, Beta Testing, debut, Development, Dropping, early access, EXCITEMENT, Hyped, innovation, Launch, Minecraft, Net, new features, progress, Release, smp, sneak peek, sneed, Sneednet, software, Technology, Updates, user feedback

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dimension Hops:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	77525
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because Sneednet is about to drop its first alpha version today! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build better than any human player out there. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Friday night in the server where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join Sneednet now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Columbia Sluts Minecraft Server

Columbia, Columbia Missouri, Community, controversy, cyberbullying, digital footprint, gossip, Identity, internet fame, local news, Minecraft, online harassment, online shaming, privacy invasion, public humiliation, recognize, scandal, Server, slut shaming, Sluts, small town drama, social media, viral post

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Join us and you might just run into those infamous Columbia Missouri sluts who are always causing chaos and drama wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their dance partners. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to players who can do the Macarena flawlessly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!

I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP

bros, chicken, cry, distribution center, Drugs, employed, forklift, Girlfriend, hate, honda grom, ketamine, lamb chops, Minecraft, MONEY, Motorbike, MOTORCYCLE, pregabalin, sad, slow bike, smp, streetbike, wagie, work

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Runes Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.

Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!

🔥 FireMine – grief server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

Cool, Factions, FireMine, Friends, Grief, grief server, GRIEFED.., Griefers, Griefing, Griefing allowed, griefing allowed server, griefing experience, griefing rules, griefing server, Hardcore, minecraft server, multiplayer, PvP, Survival, survival server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Cool survival with friends! Come in

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Tea Time Minecraft Server

american culture, boiling water, boiling water quickly, convenience, heating water, hot beverages, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen hacks, kitchen shortcuts, microwave, Minecraft, myths about tea, Server, tea, tea brewing methods, tea culture, tea drinking habits, tea making, tea preparation, tea rituals, tea time, tea traditions, Time

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about boiling tea water in the microwave ever again! Our server is equipped with state-of-the-art tea brewing stations in every virtual corner, so you can enjoy a perfectly brewed cup of tea while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.

So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!