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Seafood Shenanigans: Gook Boyfriend Edition

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a koreaboo’s changing preferences? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like that girl who swore she’d never eat seafood but now can’t get enough of it. Join us for a wild ride of brand-name goods, Korean boyfriends, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in our Minecraft world? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

12 Hour Minecraft Mayhem

exhaustion, eye health, eye strain, FATIGUE, health concerns, hour, insomnia, lifestyle habits, long hours, MAYHEM, Medical advice, mental health, Minecraft, red eyes, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep hygiene, sleep patterns, sleep quality, stress, tiredness, work-life balance

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to keep you awake for 12 hours straight! That’s right, no more falling asleep at your keyboard and waking up with red, bloodshot eyes. Join us for non-stop action, epic adventures, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun? Join now and say goodbye to boring servers forever!

PixelPraise: Anime Deities Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fans, anime humor, anime jokes, anime lover, anime memes, anime obsession, anime quotes, controversial, deities, fictional, GOD, harem, Minecraft, molest, Otaku, PixelPraise, rape, Server, taboo, underage, Virgins

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of waifus you can collect! Join us and experience a world where you can build your own harem of pixelated characters and live out your wildest fantasies without any judgment (as long as it’s all in good fun, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you venture deep into the darkest corners of our server, you may just stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine hanging out with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon while building epic structures and battling monsters together. It’s a weeb’s dream come true!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner otaku run wild. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation where you have to save your harem from a horde of creepers or team up with your favorite anime characters to defeat a dragon boss. The possibilities are endless on our server – come and see for yourself!

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

adult humor, animated film, animation, BLOCK, bun-believable, comedy, Entertainment, film critique, Food, frank delight, funny, humor, laughs, Laughter, movie review, satire, Sausage Party, SausageCraft, Seth Rogan, top notch animation, voice acting, WIENER

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Star Shards Collected:	161	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

is.., Japan, Land, Llamas, long trail tag, pixelated, Puns, shithole

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Zombie Dances:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ores Mined:	3951
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Items Found:	4432	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Votes:	5293	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Potions Brewed:	105	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

Adventures, animated series, Anime, anime addiction, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fanatics, anime lovers, anime obsession, conventions, COSPLAY, Fan art, Fandom, fanfiction, Japanese culture, Kawaii, LolCraft, love, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, otaku life, tranime

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7850
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!