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TomboyCraft: Where badass chicks rule the blocky world!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic female characters in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where tomboys reign supreme! Why settle for princesses and damsels in distress when you can join a community of fierce, independent tomboys who know how to hold their own in a fight?

Join us and experience a world where tomboys are the ultimate warriors, dominating every battle with their unmatched strength and agility. From building epic fortresses to taking down mobs with ease, our tomboy players are always up for a challenge.

But that’s not all – on our server, tomboys also have the best fashion sense. Forget frilly dresses and sparkly accessories, our tomboys rock badass armor and stylish combat boots. Who says you can’t slay monsters and look fabulous at the same time?

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner tomboy and show the world what you’re made of, join our server today. Trust us, once you go tomboy, you’ll never go back!

Pixel Purgatory: ‘Do I pass?’

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2699	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! Join us now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly epic. So, do I pass? Oh, you bet your diamond sword you do!

Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchantments Applied:	123
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Potions Brewed:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of getting lost in the confusing maze of Japanese subway stations? Do you constantly find yourself accidentally ending up in the wrong city? Well, fear not my fellow white tourists, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through intricate subway systems without the risk of missing your stop and ending up in a completely different prefecture. Our virtual subway stations are filled with helpful signs, friendly NPCs, and even a secret warp zone that takes you straight to your destination in a blink of an eye.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden underground city where the locals are actually friendly and don’t judge you for being a lost tourist. Explore the bustling streets, visit the quirky shops, and maybe even stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of subway adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to getting lost in translation in the real world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Villages Defended:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

employee dissatisfaction, employee guidance, employee supervision, factory hierarchy, factory operations, factory work, ineffective management, laborer supervision, lack of leadership, madness, managerial accountability, managerial incompetence, managerial responsibilities, middle management criticism, middle managers, Minecraft, production oversight, question.., supervisors, SURVIVE, task delegation, training new employees, warehouse management, workplace inefficiency

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Potions Brewed:	71	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!