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Pixelated Quests Minecraft Server

achievement, addiction recovery, challenge, Character development, discipline, Gamers, Gaming, goal-setting, habits, lifestyle change, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, nofap, perseverance, personal development, pixelated, progress, Quests, Real Life RPG, self improvement, self-control, Server, transformation

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server where we have turned nofap into a gaming experience like no other. That’s right, every day you resist the urge to masturbate is like gaining XP points in a real-life RPG. Bossfights against urgewaves will test your willpower, and reaching milestones is like leveling up in the game of life.

But be warned, if you have an involuntary emission, it’s game over and you’ll have to start all over again. Are you ready to become the ultimate nofap warrior and conquer your urges like never before? Join us on our server and let the epic journey begin!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

adjustment period, audible fight, baby sleeping, BabyCraft, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, heated argument, household rules, in-laws, infant son, living arrangements, Minecraft, neutral tone, parenting, Respect, screaming matches, self-sufficiency, Server, states away

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your in-laws and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us for epic battles and adventures as you navigate through the craziness of family life. Just like in real life, you may encounter screaming matches and heated arguments, but this time you can just block them out with a simple /mute command.

Create your own house in our virtual world and never have to worry about being shushed by your in-laws again. And if things get too intense, just remember – it’s just a game, not real life!

So come join us on our server and let’s escape the chaos together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft? Let’s build, mine, and survive – all while avoiding the in-laws!

WifeBudgetCleanerCraft

aita, bills, children, Chores, compromise, education, Emergencies, financial abuse, hiring a cleaning service, house maintenance, list, mow the lawn, Retirement, savings, SPLIT, stay at home mom, Vacations, wife’s budget, WifeBudgetCleanerCraft, Yardwork

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Animals Bred:	52

Are you tired of doing all the work in your household while still providing for your family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world where your virtual chores are limited to building epic structures and mining for resources.

On our server, you can hire virtual cleaning services to take care of all your in-game messes, leaving you with more time to explore and conquer. No need to split your hard-earned diamonds with anyone – it’s all yours to keep!

And if anyone dares to call you an “asshole” or “financially abusive” for trying to find a fair compromise, just block them in-game and continue on your quest for virtual greatness. Join us now and leave the real-world drama behind!

BS Craft Minecraft Server

absurd cliches, annoying phrases, BS saying, Cliches, Craft, empty phrases, empty words, exaggerated expressions, exaggerated sayings, meaningless cliches, meaningless quotes, Minecraft, nonsensical quotes, nonsensical sayings, overused phrases, pointless phrases, ridiculous expressions, ridiculous sayings, senseless quotes, Server, trite expressions, worthless sayings

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Love Letters Sent:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server in existence – join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

MineCraftLoveStory

blind date, chance encounter, Connection, destiny, fate, first date, happily ever after, long term relationship, Love at first sight, love story, Meeting, MinecraftLoveStory, mutual friends, online dating, partner, relationship, Romantic, serendipity, Significant Other, soulmate, unexpected

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	8069	Animals Bred:	46
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of trying to find love in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server and meet your significant other in the most epic way possible! Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a player comes up to you and asks if you want to team up to defeat the Ender Dragon. Little did you know, that player would end up being your soulmate! Who needs dating apps when you have a Minecraft server full of potential partners just waiting to be discovered? Join now and find love in the most blocky and beautiful way possible!

CraftyRapeEscape Minecraft Server

abortion, controversy, CraftyRapeEscape, empowerment, Healthcare, healthcare access, HUMAN RIGHTS, Incest, Justice, law, legalization, legislation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Pregnancy, rape, reproductive rights, Server, sexual violence, Social Issues, Trauma, uae, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	205
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest laws like allowing abortion in rape and incest cases! we are all about breaking boundaries and pushing the limits, just like when we built a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit!

our community is like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we have regular events like “build a giant statue of a potato” and “survive the zombie apocalypse with only a wooden sword”.

if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time, then this is the server for you. plus, our admins are always online to help out with any issues, like when someone accidentally turned their house into a giant block of cheese.

so come on down to our server and join in on the fun! who knows what crazy adventures await you in this madcap world of minecraft madness!

PutinCraft: Boris’s Lies & Farage’s Parrots

boris johnson, Boriss, brexit, Conflict, conservative party, Diplomacy, european union, extremism, far right, Farage, Farages, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Lies, Misinformation, parrots, Politics, Propaganda, putin, PutinCraft, uk, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Towns Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, imagine if boris johnson and nigel farage were minecraft characters, fighting over who gets the last porkchop in the village. it’s like a political showdown but in blocky pixel form. join us and witness the drama unfold as these two politicians battle it out in the world of minecraft. who will come out on top? who will build the biggest wall? find out on our server, where anything can happen, even boris johnson calling out farage for parroting putin’s lies. it’s a wild ride, man. come join the chaos!

FenwayFundsNeeded

1980s, American Midwest, baseball, Beer, believability, cornfield, cost, dreams, family, FANTASY, father-son relationship, Fenway, FenwayFundsNeeded, Field of Dreams, hot dog, iowa, kevin costner, Nostalgia, Ray Kinsella, Shoeless Joe Jackson, sports movie

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	New Chunks Explored:	882862
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Yo, u gotta check out dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, u can build a house made outta diamond blocks and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie chickens. And get dis, the admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into the sunset while blasting “Eye of the Tiger” on a jukebox. Plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. So come on, what u waiting for? Join da madness now!

PreggoStressPubertyFun

Boys, child development, childhood health, early development, early puberty, gender differences, Girls, health consequences, hormonal changes, long-term effects, maternal health, maternal stress, MOTHERS, PreggoStressPubertyFun, prenatal care, prenatal stress, puberty onset, puberty timing, reproductive health, stress during pregnancy, stress impact

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7265
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Dimension Hops:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

yo, u ever heard of a server where if ur mom was stressed when she was preggo with u, u enter puberty earlier? well, welcome to our wacky minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of early puberty! imagine mining for diamonds while dealing with hormonal mood swings and sudden growth spurts. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least u get to experience serious health consequences later in life in a virtual world! join us for a puberty party like no other, where every block u break brings u one step closer to adulthood. puberty never looked so pixelated!

Corrupteons

BUILD, Corrupteons, Creative, Friends, mess around, Minecraft, Mortals and Mythos, rp, Server, skins, test

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7024
Runes Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

the corrupteons is a server where I like to build stuff and make friends as well as test stuff for my favorite rp server mortals and mythos it is also a place to test skins for rp as I plan on using this server to mess around

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