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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8758 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3796 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Our server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to fight off hordes of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword, survive in a world where the sun never rises, and navigate treacherous dungeons filled with deadly traps and puzzles. But hey, if you can’t beat it, just keep trying and git gud, right?
We have epic boss battles that will make your palms sweat and your heart race. Rumor has it that our Ender Dragon is so tough, it once ate an entire village of unsuspecting players in one bite. But don’t worry, we have respawn points set up all over the map, so you can keep coming back for more punishment.
So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, come join us and prove your worth. Just remember, in this world, only the strong survive. And the weak? Well, let’s just say they make excellent zombie fodder.
